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22:26 >>> #flames, Hippocrass [user@ZiRC-AD2F2BC4.cg.shawcable.net]
22:26 < Hippocrass> It’s Hippocrass!!!
22:26 < Hippocrass> Yay!
22:27 < TheDudeFish> joy!
22:27 < Hippocrass> Braise Allah!
22:28 < TheDudeFish> Allah ackbar!
22:28 < Hippocrass> Its a Trap!!!
22:28 <%gina> guys shut up
22:28 < Hippocrass> 🙁
22:28 <%gina> yeah
22:28 < TheDudeFish> >: (
22:28 < Hippocrass> show us ur tits gina
22:28 <%gina> no
22:29 < dark_llama> gina
22:29 < dark_llama> sup d00d
22:29 <%gina> sup
22:30 <%gina> dunno i’m a little bit on vicodin
22:30 < dark_llama> thats cool
22:30 < dark_llama> hydrocodone is always fun
22:30 < TheDudeFish> in 9th grade my german teacher took some vicodin and started driving on the highway
22:30 <%gina> ye but i only have 2 left
22:30 < TheDudeFish> but then she woke up like a minute later
22:30 <%gina> i gotta get more
22:31 <%gina> someone break my knees again
22:31 < dark_llama> driving on vicodin is not hard
22:31 < dark_llama> i have done that before
22:31 < Hippocrass> did she kill anyone
22:31 <%gina> ye
22:31 < dark_llama> it’s not like it physically incapacitates you
22:32 < dark_llama> or something
22:32 <%gina> it just relaxes the shit out of you
22:32 < TheDudeFish> no but she feel asleep
22:33 < TheDudeFish> and sadly didnt kill anyone
22:33 < dark_llama> haha
22:33 < Hippocrass> 🙁
22:33 <%gina> when i had the surgery i was on vicodin all day every day
22:33 <%gina> actually the day after my right knee i went to class
22:33 <%gina> hopped up on vicodin
22:33 <%gina> i made everyone in the class laff
22:33 < Hippocrass> “German Teacher in Blitz down highway”
22:33 < Hippocrass> 6,000,000 jews dead
22:33 < dark_llama> hahaha
22:34 < TheDudeFish> lol
22:34 < dark_llama> anastesia fuks you up though
22:34 < TheDudeFish> oh and she had her 4 year old kid with her too
22:34 < Hippocrass> lol

00:12 <&hobo> guys
00:12 <+pvam|bed> you are xeena
00:12 < ozzy> 21%
00:12 <&hobo> I just found out I cam 4 feet straight vertical
00:13 <&hobo> came
00:13 <+pvam|bed> how do i cam
00:13 <&hobo> rub your dick
00:13 <~Nermy> guys what DS games should I download
00:13 <+pvam|bed> yessir
00:13 <&hobo> hobo semen videos vol 2
00:13 < mutton> hobo did you find semen on your 4-ft high ceiling
00:13 <+pvam|bed> ds game? download? whatever!
00:14 < ozzy> pvam are you ready to see me get raped in halo 1 i dont think you are
00:14 <+pvam|bed> mutton’s living quarters?
00:14 <&hobo> no on my wall at 4 feet off the ground
00:14 <+pvam|bed> wait all asians are short right
00:14 <&hobo> well technically 4 feet above where my dick ends
00:14 < mutton> what did you use as a measuring stick, your dick
00:14 <+pvam|bed> you came 8 vertical dicks?
00:14 <&hobo> uh
00:15 <&hobo> my penis is not 6 inches long
00:15 <+pvam|bed> i am going by averages here
00:15 < mutton> submarine sandwich
00:15 <&hobo> but no I just marked where I ended and the wall began
00:15 <+pvam|bed> with dicks?
00:15 <+pvam|bed> dicks
00:15 <+pvam|bed> dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
00:15 < mutton> where does sex end and rape begin
00:16 <+pvam|bed> nermy’s van
00:16 < mutton> nermy’s van now importing pvam beds

10:38 < Atmosfear> but i have a bunch of freshman classes so lol
10:39 <@cryosin> uhh wtf
10:39 <@cryosin> arent you post-senior
10:39 < Atmosfear> no i am a senior
10:39 < Atmosfear> but i added a major this semester
10:39 < Atmosfear> so i am taking freshman pre-business classes
10:39 <&mp> what did you add
10:39 <&mp> yuppiology
10:39 <&mp> fratology
10:39 < Atmosfear> so I can apply to b school next semester and start b school next fall
10:39 <@cryosin> frat-yuppiology
10:39 < Atmosfear> Southern Haberdasherology
10:39 <@cryosin> yeah that would fit atmosfear
10:40 < Atmosfear> also known as undeclared business (either finance or management)
10:40 <@cryosin> he majored in fratology and minored in yuppieology and now his second major is just being a huge faggot
10:40 < Atmosfear> i dont have a minor
10:40 <@cryosin> you minored in yuppieology
10:40 <&mp> hehe
10:40 < Atmosfear> the south doesnt have yuppies
10:40 <&mp> not cool dudeology
10:41 < Atmosfear> except in like north carolina and atlanta which are southern by location
10:41 <@cryosin> atmosfear you are a yuppie
10:41 <@cryosin> if you didnt minor in yuppieology you minored in broism
10:42 < Atmosfear> I dont have hair gel
10:42 < Atmosfear> i suspect that is a major staple in both cultures
10:42 <&hobo> oh
10:42 < Atmosfear> also my major was fratdickery
10:42 < Atmosfear> not fratology that isnt even a word
10:43 <@cryosin> fratology
10:43 < Atmosfear> well if you continue to say it
10:43 < Atmosfear> then you must have madeupworditis
10:44 < Atmosfear> (i diagnosed it with my other major)
10:44 <@cryosin> uhh
10:44 <@cryosin> fratology makes sense
10:44 <@cryosin> if you dont understand it you are an ape
10:44 < Atmosfear> that would be the study of fraternity
10:45 < Atmosfear> which would encompass things like brothers at arms and masonic brotherhoods and whatnot
10:46 < Atmosfear> You dont get a doctorate in history, you get your doctorate in Modern British History and the like
10:46 <@cryosin> uh
10:46 < Atmosfear> (hopefully you dont get a doctorate in any history)
10:46 <@cryosin> you have a doctorate in fratology
10:46 <@cryosin> if you dont understand this you are free to gtfo
10:46 < Atmosfear> that is like saying my major is business
10:46 — #flames topic by Nermy: atmosfear is a business major
10:47 < Atmosfear> or social sciences (which was actually a major listed in the FSU-Clemson game last night)
10:47 <@cryosin> atmosfear: serious businessman
10:47 <@cryosin> atmosfear: serious businessman
10:47 < Atmosfear> THIS IS SRS BUSINESS
10:47 <@cryosin> not as successfull as sirioth though
10:47 < Atmosfear> THIS IS SPARTA
10:49 < Atmosfear> so anyways thats why i am taking Accounting 2101 and Macroecon
10:49 <@cryosin> that could easily fall under fratology
10:50 <@cryosin> there is a lot of overlap
10:50 < Atmosfear> and next semester i get the freshman specialty of Accounting 2102, Microecon, Intro to MIST, and Legal Studies in Business

<victrola> pvam’s body is the alter of sacrifice for #flames
<villefort> it’s a big altar
<monkeylice> full of virginal blood
<sponge> hi
<sponge> who wants to suck my dick
<monkeylice> sgonpe
<sponge> does that mean yes
<monkeylice> ye
<victrola> how do you know that pvam is a virgin
<villefort> i’m not
<villefort>
<monkeylice> when pvam pops his cherry there will be a blood red eclipse
<victrola> millions of people will camp out and wear special glasses just to see it
<monkeylice> yeah
<monkeylice> also birds will fall dead out of the air
<monkeylice> small children will go into convulsions and speak in tongues
<monkeylice> crops will shrivel and die
<victrola> statues will bleed
<victrola> that is saying of course that pvam will be able to scrounge up enough money to pay someone to fuck him
<monkeylice> arranged marriage
<monkeylice> he is indian
<victrola> a herd of sheep for a dowry

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<mp> guys i think im going to be able to handle law school
<mp> i seem to know everything
<victrola> do you know how reese witherspoon passed her law degree in the movie legally blonde
<mp> bj
<victrola> bj honeycut?
<mp> i never saw legally blond
<victrola> you don’t need to
<mp> (this film is not yet rated)
<victrola> the answers are a foregone conclusion
<mp> my favorite legal movie is a time to kill
<mp> because its so absurd
<victrola> yes, a black man being innocent
<mp> “now imagine she was white”
<hobo> haha
<mp> oh ok not guilty

<mutton> hand shaking is annoying
<hobo> mutton dont make me grab your hand and cause backflips to occur
<mp> asians dont like to shake hands
<mutton> this is why handshaking is annoying
<victrola> they like to shake heads
<hobo> that is because their hands are so small compared to mine
<mp> and the reason is
<mutton> we’re still kids we don’t need to pose as professionals
<mp> hobs
<mp> ive said “and the reason is” in class several times
<hobo> mutton’s hand as a fist will be completely covered by mine
<hobo> haha
<mp> instead of saying because i say “and the reason is”
<Nermy> the proper greeting in asian countries is rape
<victrola> lol
<mutton> especially not after i’m acquainted with you
<hobo> nermy I cant greet every asian with rape
<mp> hehe
<hobo> do you know how much rape that is
<hobo> also how much unfun rape
<victrola> rape the size of hurricane katrina
<Nermy> i’m sorry hobs but it is impolite if you do not rape
<hobo> I mean if one out of every 5 billion asians is attractive that only leaves like 200 attractive asians in the world
<hobo> the rest are just like bland rapes
<mp> asian people arent tough at all

<Dube> could you imagine how much the skin of an ewok would be worth
<spooge> nothing
<spooge> it would be fake
<Dube> yeah probbably
<spooge> well
<Alay> only if it’s got some of the skin from the midget wearing the suit
<ozzy> i went to a suburb school though
<dix> how about the skin of an asian penis >3inches
<Dube> but some fanboy would mortgage his moms house for it
<spooge> daitengu would pay 3000 dollars for it
<Alay> that’s his snack bill for the week
<Dube> lol
<Alay> he won’t sacrifice that
<Dube> thats his daily snack intake amount
<Alay> in pounts
<Alay> pounds
<spooge> well sacrifices must be made when there are starwars artifacts at stake
<Alay> true
<Dube> lol sponge

[11:02] <xena> man i just watching some slutte fist her ass
[11:02] <victrola> haha
[11:02] <xena> it isn’t as attractive as i imagined it’d be
[11:02] <victrola> pics or it didn’t happen
[11:03] <victrola> actually i kid, i don’t want that
[11:03] <xena> it’s a video, it’s not actually happening
[11:03] <victrola> that’s a good thing
[11:03] <xena> i wish the gf is so against pooper ;_;
[11:04] <victrola> give her a bit of time and magic rick scarf brand pills and you’re in like Flynn
[11:04] <xena> well i mean it’s pretty tight
[11:04] <xena> well really tight
[11:04] <xena> so she’d probably notice waking up the next day not being able to remember with a sore pooper
[11:05] <victrola> it’d be funny though
[11:05] <victrola> photos on her pillow the day after would be a nice touch
[11:05] <Dubert> its not rape if shes unconcious
[11:06] <victrola> as would be an appointment to the local doctor for a AIDS test (as a joke of course)
[11:06] <xena> or just leaving the jizz in her pooper would be win
[11:06] <xena> so when she gets up it leaks out
[11:06] <victrola> wearing a diaper after sex means her muscles aren’t as strong as they should be
[11:07] <xena> haha
[11:07] <victrola> tell her to get to the gym
[11:07] <victrola> pelvic thrusts
[11:08] <xena> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1182592966502.jpg holy fuck
[11:08] <xena> that is the greatest image ever
[11:08] <victrola> THIS IS NOT RUSH BUTTER

[08:51] <Dubert> man i am not even kidding that was worth the drive
[08:51] <jiffy> till i di-i-i-i-i-ieeeeee
[08:51] <jiffy> of course it was
[08:51] <gigs> quorum quarinated 8)
[08:51] <jiffy> it’s fucking denny’s
[08:51] <Dubert> amazingly there were only 4 niggers there
[08:53] <Dubert> i mean i would have expected at least 10 niggers there
[08:53] <jiffy> did you wear your vest
[08:53] <Dubert> i kept it in the car
[08:54] <Dubert> some drunk whitey tried to mess with me
[08:54] <Dubert> but no niggers
[08:54] <jiffy> o
[08:55] <victrola> smash drunk whitey into the concrete pavement
[08:55] <jiffy> yoshi stomp
[08:55] <Dubert> no it was more like
[08:55] <jiffy> (jump and spin in midair)
[08:55] <Dubert> “i dont like you looking at me” “uh..i wasnt, i was eating”
[08:56] <Dubert> “you were blinkin at me, blink blink (then he starts to slur his words)”
[08:56] <jiffy> EATING YOUR SOUL
[08:56] <Dubert> so he gets up and walks over to my table
[08:56] <jiffy> he said that in parentheses?
[08:56] <jiffy> weird
[08:56] <mutton> then you flashed your baton
[08:56] <Dubert> yeah huh
[08:56] <jiffy> you should have thrown your girlfriend in his path and been like here fuck her but leave me alone
[08:56] <Dubert> jiffy are you fucking kidding i extended it
[08:56] <Dubert> mutton*
[08:57] <Dubert> i kept my badge on my belt
[08:57] <jiffy> fag
[08:57] <Dubert> jiffy its a dennys AT 2AM
[08:57] <Dubert> damn right i kept my badge on me
[08:57] <jiffy> i have been
[08:57] <jiffy> plenty of times
[08:57] <jiffy> i worked 3rd shift alone at a gas station ok
[08:57] <jiffy> i know drunk niggers
[08:57] <Dubert> yeah then you understand
[08:57] <jiffy> WHERE YO SWISHAZ AT
[08:58] <Dubert> not to mention this GODAMNED DENNYS IS DEAD SET BETWEEN THE GHETTO AND THE DRUNKS
[08:58] <jiffy> hotel denny’s are lol
[08:59] <Dubert> never go unarmed