yoshi stomp
[08:51] <Dubert> man i am not even kidding that was worth the drive
[08:51] <jiffy> till i di-i-i-i-i-ieeeeee
[08:51] <jiffy> of course it was
[08:51] <gigs> quorum quarinated 8)
[08:51] <jiffy> it’s fucking denny’s
[08:51] <Dubert> amazingly there were only 4 niggers there
[08:53] <Dubert> i mean i would have expected at least 10 niggers there
[08:53] <jiffy> did you wear your vest
[08:53] <Dubert> i kept it in the car
[08:54] <Dubert> some drunk whitey tried to mess with me
[08:54] <Dubert> but no niggers
[08:54] <jiffy> o
[08:55] <victrola> smash drunk whitey into the concrete pavement
[08:55] <jiffy> yoshi stomp
[08:55] <Dubert> no it was more like
[08:55] <jiffy> (jump and spin in midair)
[08:55] <Dubert> “i dont like you looking at me” “uh..i wasnt, i was eating”
[08:56] <Dubert> “you were blinkin at me, blink blink (then he starts to slur his words)”
[08:56] <jiffy> EATING YOUR SOUL
[08:56] <Dubert> so he gets up and walks over to my table
[08:56] <jiffy> he said that in parentheses?
[08:56] <jiffy> weird
[08:56] <mutton> then you flashed your baton
[08:56] <Dubert> yeah huh
[08:56] <jiffy> you should have thrown your girlfriend in his path and been like here fuck her but leave me alone
[08:56] <Dubert> jiffy are you fucking kidding i extended it
[08:56] <Dubert> mutton*
[08:57] <Dubert> i kept my badge on my belt
[08:57] <jiffy> fag
[08:57] <Dubert> jiffy its a dennys AT 2AM
[08:57] <Dubert> damn right i kept my badge on me
[08:57] <jiffy> i have been
[08:57] <jiffy> plenty of times
[08:57] <jiffy> i worked 3rd shift alone at a gas station ok
[08:57] <jiffy> i know drunk niggers
[08:57] <Dubert> yeah then you understand
[08:57] <jiffy> WHERE YO SWISHAZ AT
[08:58] <Dubert> not to mention this GODAMNED DENNYS IS DEAD SET BETWEEN THE GHETTO AND THE DRUNKS
[08:58] <jiffy> hotel denny’s are lol
[08:59] <Dubert> never go unarmed