shits which changed the world
<monkeyliec> jesus I just dropped a deuce that would get me declared an enemy of the cross if the vatican ever found out about it
<monkeyliec> it was similar in mass and environmental impact to the Tunguska meteorite
<&jiffy> haha
<monkeyliec> I got up at 5am to get ready for work
<&jiffy> i just pooped recently also but it was not a catastrophic global event
<monkeyliec> for the last 2 weeks or so I haven’t been able to drag my ass out of bed before 7am
<monkeyliec> well my friend, have you ever had a bowel movement with global climate implications?
<&jiffy> nope!
<monkeyliec> it is a satisfying experience
<&jiffy> once my shit made a butterfly flap its wings which caused a cat to sneeze which ended up causing hurricane katrina
poo itq
jiffy takes 7 second shits