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[18:21] <cryocrunk> hi who is here please
[18:21] <thanatoast> not yet
[18:35] <cryocrunk> oh
[18:41] <thanatoast> this is one of my favourite comics ever written http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=369
[18:43] <cryocrunk> lol
[18:50] <mp> i think being stuck in a seinfeld episode for eternity would be an interesting version of hell
[18:50] <cryocrunk> lol
[18:50] <cryocrunk> itd be hell all right
[18:53] <mp> im imagining some seinfeld banter and then a strange uncharacteristic silence
[18:53] <mp> and theres a terrifying white noise that grows in volume like in some horror films/sci-fi whatever
[18:53] <mp> and gets to a painful decibel before the scene changes
[18:54] <cryocrunk> man thats another interpretation of seinfeld
[18:54] <cryocrunk> a show about people who dont realize theyre in hell
[18:54] <mp> lol
[18:54] <thanatoast> lol
[18:54] <mp> “its a show about nothing… because in hell there is no hope that anything will happen ever again”
[18:55] <cryocrunk> it makes a lot of sense
[18:55] <mp> hey jerry
[18:55] <mp> hey jerry
[18:55] <mp> hey jerry
[18:55] <mp> like a sequence of kramer sliding into the room over and over
[18:55] <mp> and the audience laughter slows down and becomes horrifying
[18:55] <mp> and kramers face turns into a demons face
[18:57] <mp> and he opens the door and its a long corridor filled with a void abyss darker than black and at the end theres newman and hes hunched over and naked and chewing on someone half-eaten head
[18:57] <mp> “newman”
[18:59] <mp> “she had man hands” “man hands?” and then jerry looks off into the distance and has a semi-lucid interval almost as if hes about to remember that hes dead which causes the apartment to rattle and shake like an earthquakes coming on but then kramer shows up and the canned laughter draws him back in
[18:59] <arsenic`> lol
[19:00] <thanatoast> “mp should blog this”
[19:02] <mp> jerrys obsession with superman is a substitute for his failure to love the lord our savior jesus christ as a jew during his life, since there is no mention of god in hell
[19:03] <mp> george’s wife who licked the envelopes and died actually made it to purgatory
[19:03] <mp> or fiance or whatever she was
[19:05] <mp> marisa tomei is a succubus

[22:12] <arsenic`> we should play freespace 2 and we can be real space dogs
[22:13] <arsenic`> its got cool dog fighting and theres all sorts of targeting commands and cool ships and weapons to select
[22:16] <mp> oh
[22:18] <mp> great arsenic next youre going to tell me that you dont believe in the holy spirit
[22:19] <arsenic`> are you kidding me? i can summon the holy spirit for the low low price of $99.99

[18:03] <mp> nermy
[18:04] <mp> golden torrent week on ug begins on christmas at midnight
[18:17] <Nermy> guess i’d better get my ps1 torrent ready
[18:18] <Nermy> merry uncanny x-mas
[18:19] <Nermy> man whenever i tell people i have every nes, snes, genesis, and n64 game on my computer people invariably respond with “do you have mario kart?”
[18:21] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> are they girls who say this
[18:21] <mp> lol nermy
[18:21] <Nermy> mostly girls but that’s probably because i mostly know girls
[18:22] <mp> also because mario kart is a girls favorite game
[18:22] <mp> since it accurately simulates what girls think driving in real life is supposed to be like

[21:10] <arsenic`> are you laughing because im scamming people into buying conjurations
[21:10] <dustin> yep
[21:10] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> oh i guess my sense of humor is skewed because of this channel
[21:10] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> i expect everything to be hilarious now
[21:10] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> and this is just normal conversation
[21:11] <dustin> what
[21:11] <Nermy> arsenic you should combine scams and say you need money to buy reagents for a spell to cure haiti
[21:11] <mp> guys lets play badmen
[21:11] <Nermy> sorry bc2
[21:11] <arsenic`> thats a good idea nermy
[21:11] <mp> lol nermy
[21:11] <Nermy> “i need 1000 units of nightshade”
[21:11] <arsenic`> ill then link to my blog hopingforhaiti.wordpress.com
[21:11] <mutton> when i want hilarious things, i do not come to this channel
[21:11] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> youll get em
[21:12] <arsenic`> tail of newt and mandrake root
[21:12] <mp> arsenic you need to find a picture of a wizard and claim its you
[21:12] <dustin> cant im playing world of warcraft cataclysm the squeakel
[21:12] <arsenic`> how about this mp: http://spellsandmagic.com/HeavenHell4U.jpg
[21:12] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> mutton and i are soul mates but we barely have overlap in sense of humour
[21:12] <arsenic`> puzuzu the wizard
[21:12] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> i havent considered that before
[21:12] <mp> i recommend looking here arsenic
[21:12] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery.html
[21:13] <dustin> that might work arent haitians into some voodoo
[21:13] <Nermy> lol
[21:13] <arsenic`> oh this is rch
[21:13] <arsenic`> rich
[21:13] <mp> here we go
[21:13] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=17101
[21:13] <Nermy> mp you haven’t posted that link in years hehe
[21:13] <mp> i know nermy i just remembered it lol
[21:13] <mp> thank god
[21:13] <Nermy> whoopsie daisy
[21:13] <mrjihad> male sylph
[21:14] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=15854
[21:14] <mp> hey look its sir mutton
[21:14] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=17097
[21:14] <Nermy> http://www.knightrealms.com/Components/Gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16938&g2_serialNumber=3
[21:14] <mp> hail and well met, my name is sir ethan archangel
[21:14] <mutton> 😮
[21:14] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=17131
[21:14] <mrjihad> haha nermy
[21:15] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> some people i went to high school with were on this site
[21:15] <arsenic`> are you serious
[21:15] <mrjihad> lol
[21:15] <dustin> wheres monkeylice
[21:15] <arsenic`> kyle “ober” jones
[21:16] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> kyle “combine honnete ober advancer mercantiles” jones
[21:16] <Nermy> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=16998
[21:16] <mp> i want to join wizard knights
[21:16] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2126
[21:16] <Nermy> wizard knight: the gathering
[21:16] <arsenic`> benjamin pickett
[21:16] <mp> my name would be sir william smith
[21:17] <Nermy> not enough hair to be jiffy
[21:17] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> wouldnt glasses be “oog
[21:17] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> or whatever
[21:17] <Nermy> sir william smith, lord regent of the kingdom of bel-air
[21:17] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2178
[21:17] <mrjihad> are you kidding mankind has made glasses forever
[21:17] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2109
[21:17] <arsenic`> Cyrus “Gamblor” Windhaven
[21:17] <mp> okay here we go
[21:17] <mp> that album is the facebook of wizard knights
[21:17] <arsenic`> yeah im in citizens right now
[21:17] <Nermy> “gamblor”
[21:18] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2166
[21:18] <mrjihad> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2138
[21:18] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> id be careful about using these images for profit
[21:18] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> at least edit it so tineye doesnt pick it up
[21:18] <mp> here we go
[21:18] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=13259
[21:18] <arsenic`> “dad”
[21:18] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2160
[21:18] <mp> “im a demon”
[21:19] <Nermy> he looks more like a tiefling 😉
[21:19] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2371
[21:19] <arsenic`> im a goblin
[21:20] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=15612
[21:20] <mp> man i was just goign to post one and say im a goblin arsenic
[21:20] <arsenic`> lol
[21:21] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2267
[21:21] <mp> COME AT ME BRO
[21:21] <mrjihad> holy shit
[21:21] <mrjihad> mp
[21:21] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2293
[21:21] <mp> im a goblin
[21:21] <mrjihad> “Liu Tsuami”
[21:21] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=11632
[21:21] <arsenic`> im a goblin
[21:21] <mrjihad> I mean
[21:21] <mrjihad> “Liu Tusami”
[21:22] <Nermy> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2305
[21:22] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> chirurgeon hicks
[21:22] <mp> lol
[21:22] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2321
[21:22] <mp> its wesker from resident evil
[21:22] <mrjihad> my name is liu kang i am a level 27 sensei at my karate dojo I am tall caucasian male asian monk
[21:22] <arsenic`> okay i think i finally found a good wizard picture
[21:22] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=12126
[21:23] <Nermy> lol
[21:23] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=2343
[21:23] <mrjihad> lets go to a larp convention
[21:23] <mp> this one actually looks like a goblin
[21:24] <Nermy> yeah mp, that one’s actually pretty good
[21:24] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=7415
[21:24] <arsenic`> im im drizzt dourden
[21:24] <arsenic`> im a drow
[21:24] <mrjihad> im a black girl
[21:25] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> call of booty
[21:25] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> black elves
[21:25] <mrjihad> cool
[21:25] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=6174
[21:26] <dustin> she went blackface jaja
[21:26] <mrjihad> I am the worlds highest wizard
[21:26] <arsenic`> by zeus’ beard i shall defeat you!
[21:26] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> i bet hobs is a higher wizzard
[21:27] <dustin> that wizard getup is actaully kind of cool as far as wizard get ups go
[21:27] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=1162
[21:29] <mrjihad> oh man
[21:29] <mrjihad> http://www.knightrealms.com/prices.html
[21:29] <arsenic`> oh this one is really good
[21:29] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=1156
[21:30] <mrjihad> look at these prices
[21:30] <arsenic`> yeah thats insane
[21:31] <mp> http://www.knightrealms.com/rulebook.html
[21:31] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> what does it mean to be an npc
[21:31] <arsenic`> ug
[21:31] <arsenic`> uh
[21:31] <mp> – 1 Extra Build Point (for all paid for PCs)
[21:31] <mp> (Max 1 per event – for advancing your character a bit more quickly.  One fee grants the extra build to all PCs you have paid for at that event.)
[21:31] <mp> lol
[21:32] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/component/content/article/203-fire.html
[21:32] <arsenic`> “I call upon the Volcanic powers from the eternal Plane of Fire to summon forth…”
[21:32] <Nermy> I’m going to put all my points into con
[21:32] <mp> I call upon the Volcanic powers from the eternal Plane of Fire to summon forth… fire
[21:33] <arsenic`> lol
[21:33] <mp> i want tim and eric to make a larp movie
[21:34] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> lol
[21:34] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/component/content/article/251-goblin.html
[21:35] <mrjihad> this makes me want to throw up
[21:35] <arsenic`> http://www.knightrealms.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=16460
[21:36] <arsenic`> “He could often be seen “peeing himself behind a tree,” when the battle got too thick.”
[21:36] <mrjihad> “It was so refreshing to see a “real” golbin concept pulled off.”
[21:39] <arsenic`> WARNING! The following information is for your reading only. Do not attempt to perform any of these Rituals! This is not for children!

[21:59] <Nermy> hey arsenic let’s go get an apple computer from the year 2000
[21:59] <Nermy> and run dinopark tycoon on it
[22:00] <Arsenius> okay ill get my macintosh peripherals from out of the garage
[22:00] <Atomic> Dude that’s almost 10 years old
[22:00] <Arsenius> thats about as old as pvam
[22:00] <Nermy> almost hehe
[22:00] <Nermy> pvam’s like 11
[22:01] <Nermy> i’m glad he’s dead
[22:01] <Arsenius> never made it into the fifth grade
[22:01] <Nermy> let’s have a moment of silence to thank god for this blessing
[22:01] <Nermy> praise allah
[22:01] <Arsenius> at least now mrs. johnson doesn’t have to deal with him
[22:01] <Arsenius> or have conferences with bill gates
[22:02] <Atomic> The soup is on.
[22:02] <Nermy> “mr gates your son is a menace”
[22:02] <Nermy> “kasra”
[22:02] <Nermy> “Kasra!”
[22:02] <Nermy> “KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASRA!!!!”
[22:03] <Arsenius> lol

[17:45] <mp> nermy i made a splint for my wrist like im bear grylls
[17:46] <Nermy> uh how did you break your wrist anyway
[17:46] <mp> trying to zip gina up from the back

[18:11] <Nermy> Marlon Wayans was originally cast as Robin in the 1992 film Batman Returns
[18:13] <mrjihad> who was he robbing

<cryocrunk> man i just worked out for the first time in a few years and it sucks
<Nermy> i ran every day this week and it sucked
<Nermy> i’m down to 173lbs though
<cryocrunk> great job you weigh less than me now
<cryocrunk> how tall are you
<Nermy> 5’11
<cryocrunk> whoo boy youre getting to be a slimsman
<Nermy> i’d probably weigh honkey lbs if mama carchidi were my mom
<cryocrunk> nah mama carchidi keeps me good weighted
<Nermy> portion control gon giv it to ya
<Nermy> it also helps that i don’t eat out anymore
<cryocrunk> yeah
<cryocrunk> eating out really gets me
<Nermy> i made a tasty thai curry with sweet potaters this week and it lasted me 3 meals
<Nermy> feat whole wheat couscous
<cryocrunk> i sure like thai curry but taters arent my bag
<Nermy> oh
<Nermy> well they’re not very healthy so i guess you did it

<mp> hey hobs
<mp> hey nermy
<mp> if we did it
<Nermy> hey hobs
<Nermy> hey mp
<Nermy> hey jiffy
<mp> well
<mrjihad> well well
<Nermy> well
<Nermy> let’s all play dungeons and dragons online
<mrjihad> I hope you dont mean the mmo
<Nermy> ddo the mmo
<mrjihad> 🙁
<Nermy> let’s set up a cloud based mmo called Cloud 9
<hobs> and then lets have 8 hours of downtime a day
<hobs> and slowly program it so it is a single player game on their own pc because we cant run servers
<Nermy> if it happened, here’s how we’d do it
<mrjihad> hobs
<hobs> yes
<mrjihad> whats up
<mp> my character is a cloud golem
<hobs> just sittin and being bored
<mp> he looks like cloud from ff7
<mp> hobs you should play hon with mtjihad
<hobs> cool