blood red eclipse
<victrola> pvam’s body is the alter of sacrifice for #flames
<villefort> it’s a big altar
<monkeylice> full of virginal blood
<sponge> hi
<sponge> who wants to suck my dick
<monkeylice> sgonpe
<sponge> does that mean yes
<monkeylice> ye
<victrola> how do you know that pvam is a virgin
<villefort> i’m not
<villefort> 
<monkeylice> when pvam pops his cherry there will be a blood red eclipse
<victrola> millions of people will camp out and wear special glasses just to see it
<monkeylice> yeah
<monkeylice> also birds will fall dead out of the air
<monkeylice> small children will go into convulsions and speak in tongues
<monkeylice> crops will shrivel and die
<victrola> statues will bleed
<victrola> that is saying of course that pvam will be able to scrounge up enough money to pay someone to fuck him
<monkeylice> arranged marriage
<monkeylice> he is indian
<victrola> a herd of sheep for a dowry