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nobody cares about ragghead or pvam

November 2, 2007

22:59 <notsirioth> ragghead where you going to college
22:59 <villefort> ragghead’s 16
22:59 <ragghead> im still in elementry school@
22:59 <%gina> fuck man i’m so bored i wanna move back to my house right now
22:59 <ragghead> wrong pvam!
22:59 <villefort> ragghead you turned 17?
23:00 <ragghead> nope!
23:00 <ragghead> my age is a mystery!
23:00 <villefort> ragghead you’re 16!
23:00 <TheDudeFish> raghead is 8
23:00 <ragghead> no it isnt!
23:00 <villefort> so you’re an it eh?
23:00 <ragghead> you know my age range but you dont know my age!
23:01 <Hippocrass> 10
23:01 <villefort> ragghead i know that last year you were one year older than me
23:01 <villefort> therefore you should be one year older than me now!
23:01 <notsirioth> 21 is the best age ever
23:02 <Hippocrass> well i kinda likw 27
23:02 <ragghead> you cant be sure!
23:02 <Hippocrass> like
23:02 <ragghead> i might be younger than you pvam!
23:02 <villefort> you might!
23:02 <villefort> I doubt it but you might!
23:02 <Hippocrass> ragghead, pvam. Nobody cares
23:02 <villefort> i care
23:02 <Hippocrass> nobdy cares
23:02 <notsirioth> yeah
23:02 <ragghead> i do too!
23:03 <notsirioth> nobody cares about ragghead or pvam
23:03 <notsirioth> ever.
23:03 <villefort> goodness gracious sweet balls of fire
23:03 <TheDudeFish> infact, im on pvams ignore list : (
23:03 <Hippocrass> lol
23:03 <ragghead> notsirioth you care about me!
23:03 <notsirioth> no
23:03 <ragghead> oh 🙁
23:03 <Hippocrass> man
23:03 <%gina> I CARE FOR NO ONE
23:03 <Hippocrass> pvam could die tomorrow
23:03 <Hippocrass> and noone would notice
23:04 <villefort> well you would notice, you just wouldn’t care
23:04 <Hippocrass> no
23:04 <Hippocrass> we wouldnt even notice
23:04 <TheDudeFish> we would not even blink!
23:04 <notsirioth> you would die like an unnamed and unloved dog in a ditch
23:04 <villefort> ragghead wuld notice when no one replies when he says “pvam try to decompile this”
23:05 <villefort> Arsenic` would notice when no one replies when he says “pvam try to hack this site yo”
23:05 <Hippocrass> noone would notice ragghead noticing
23:05 <notsirioth> yeah nobody cares about ragghead either

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birthday spankings

23:10 < TheDudeFish> : ) my old drivers ed teacher was a huge pedo
23:10 < Hippocrass> did you score
23:10 < villefort> speaking of huge pedos
23:10 < TheDudeFish> in one class he dropped his pencil 5 times to look up girls skirts
23:10 < Arsenic`> lol
23:10 < villefort> where is monkeylice
23:10 < Arsenic`> that reminds me my friend who goes to some catholic highschool was telling me about his history teacher and how he was a huge pedo
23:11 < Hippocrass> well
23:11 < Arsenic`> like he got fired from other school for looking at porn while on the job
23:11 < Hippocrass> catholic
23:11 < villefort> are we sharing pedo teacher stories now?
23:11 < TheDudeFish> yus
23:11 < villefort> One of the teachers at my school
23:11 < TheDudeFish> heh
23:11 < Arsenic`> he even masturbated in a school once
23:11 < villefort> got fired because he took female students home with him
23:11 < TheDudeFish> the junior high gym teacher was caught masturbating in his office
23:11 < Hippocrass> pvam what teachers put their dicks up ur butte
23:11 < villefort> what Hippocrass
23:11 < TheDudeFish> and then 9th grade english was the worst teacher evar
23:12 < TheDudeFish> backrubs, butt slaps, she did it all
23:12 < Arsenic`> oh man my middle school gym teacher got fired from another highschool for giving girls birthday spankings
23:12 < Hippocrass> lol
23:12 < villefort> hahaha
23:12 < TheDudeFish> her butt was huge but besides that she was pretty ugly
23:12 < TheDudeFish> oh and then she married some spanish nigger
23:12 < Arsenic`> i wouldnt mind a backrub from a teacher
23:12 < Arsenic`> i like backrubs

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welcome to 3 days ago

23:59 < dark_llama> OH MY GOD
23:59 < dark_llama> OH MY GOD
23:59 < dark_llama> http://www.xomba.com/high_school_musical_star_vanessa_hudgens_on_nude_photos_scandal
23:59 < dark_llama> THANK YOU GOD
23:59 < villefort> welcome to 3 days ago
— Day changed Mon Sep 03 2007
00:00 < villefort> also jut go to thesuperficial if you want her bikini pictures
00:01 < dark_llama> oh yes welcome to 3 days ago
00:01 < dark_llama> because that was so long ago
00:01 < dark_llama> i mean it’s actually worth noting because it was THREE FUCKING DAYS AGO
00:01 < villefort> thank you for agreeing

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he sucks at rapping ok

00:26 < dark_llama> dont know if you got a man or not
00:27 < dark_llama> if you make plans or not
00:27 < dark_llama> if god put you me in your plans or not
00:27 < dark_llama> ALL HE SAYS IS “OR NOT” AT THE END OF EACH LINE
00:27 < dark_llama> THAT’S NOT FUCKING RAPPING
00:27 <+xena> shutup
00:29 < dark_llama> maybe you think kanye west is cool
00:29 < villefort> will you be my black kate moss tonight
00:29 < dark_llama> but he sucks at rapping ok
00:29 <&jiffy> kate moss
00:30 < villefort> kanye

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i don’t htink it’s her website

00:47 <%gina> so i was bored so i watched the kim kardashian sex tape today
00:47 <+xena> i’d still suck his dick
00:47 <&jiffy> tea bag tuesday
00:47 <%gina> it was bad
00:47 <+xena> arousing in a bad way
00:47 <+xena> or bad in an arousing way
00:47 <&jiffy> who is kim cardassian
00:47 <%gina> just bad in general
00:47 < villefort> jiffy oj’s lawyer’s daughter
00:47 <%gina> i was told there would be watersports
00:48 <%gina> i saw none
00:48 <&jiffy> who is kim cardassian
00:48 <+xena> it defeats the purpose of celeb sex tapes if you do not know who they are
00:48 <+xena> fail
00:48 <+xena> fail
00:48 <&jiffy> oh
00:48 < villefort> gina there is a reason why you should be watching asian rape videos
00:48 <&jiffy> agreed
00:48 <+xena> yes exactly
00:48 < villefort> THEY MADE THE GIRL PEE ON HERSELF
00:48 <%gina> http://myspace-572.vo.llnwd.net/01426/27/57/1426977572_l.jpg
00:48 <%gina> this broad
00:49 <%gina> http://kardashiankim.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/kim-kardashian-sex-tape-picture-14.jpg
00:49 <+xena> godspeed you nigger
00:49 <+xena> she has screens of her own sex tape on her website?
00:49 <%gina> i don’t htink it’s her website
00:49 <+xena> lol
00:49 < villefort> karadshiankim != kimkaradadhiahan
00:50 <+xena> wow is it with a nigger?
00:50 <+xena> or hamburgers?
00:50 <%gina> man i hope one day i’m famous so all the videos there are out there of me surface and i get mad money
00:50 < gigs> pudding.jpg
00:50 < mutton> why would you get money
00:50 <%gina> market
00:51 <%gina> sell it to a porn company
00:51 < gigs> mutton would get mad money
00:51 < mutton> http://fcrunk.wellimean.com/fags/gina/1171438177337.jpg
00:51 <+xena> http://kardashiankim.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/kim-kardashian-sex-tape-picture-1.jpg YOU GONNA GET RAP- oh nevermind
00:51 < gigs> hobo beard
00:51 < mutton> that doesn’t look rapish
00:52 <+xena> The sex tape is obviously, but poorly staged and definitely premeditated: the soundtrack plays songs by Ray J, addressing “viewers” by saying “Hello, everybody” and delivered a message to all of people masturbating to the sex tape. All those denial statements by Kim were well played.

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the pvam putdown

01:00 < gigs> how is the wireless connection going
01:00 < Arsenic`> or something fishy is goin on
01:01 <+xena> hello jifey
01:01 <&jiffy> GREAT GIGS THANKS FOR ASKING
01:01 <&jiffy> 🙁
01:01 < villefort> jiffy calm down
01:01 < villefort> calm down
01:01 < villefort> it’s going to be ok
01:01 < gigs> i could have told you wireless is going to be terrible
01:01 <&jiffy> do not presume that you have permission to speak to me pvam

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does grr1d talk like a lobsterman?

01:17 <%grr1d> cryosin you’re in boston?
01:17 < villefort> yes grr1d cryosin lives in boston
01:17 < villefort> haha i remember that
01:18 <%grr1d> what part of boston
01:18 <@cryosin> allston
01:18 <%grr1d> lol
01:18 <%grr1d> party city
01:18 <@cryosin> yup
01:18 <@cryosin> where are you grr1d
01:18 <%grr1d> weymouth
01:18 <%grr1d> 30m south of boston
01:18 <@cryosin> oh
01:18 <%grr1d> we’ve gone over tihs maybe im just forgetful
01:18 <@cryosin> my hometown is south
01:18 <%grr1d> southie
01:18 <%grr1d> WHAT ARE YOU BLACK
01:18 <@cryosin> not that far
01:18 <%grr1d> HLGOGLGL
01:18 <%grr1d> stereotyping
01:18 <@cryosin> not far enough to be southie
01:18 <@cryosin> it’s just south
01:19 <%grr1d> some of my friends go into allston for partying
01:19 <@cryosin> yeah it is party city
01:19 <%grr1d> i am not party city right now
01:19 <@cryosin> it is where i go to get drunk if my friends dont have anything which is usually
01:19 <%grr1d> i am sleep city
01:19 <%grr1d> but one day
01:19 <%grr1d> ill meet you
01:19 <%grr1d> and your pep-pep
01:19 <@cryosin> dont come to allston to meet people
01:19 <@cryosin> anyone you meet there is drunk
01:20 <@cryosin> or throw-away-able
01:20 <%grr1d> come to weymouth lolz
01:20 <@cryosin> no
01:20 <@cryosin> weymouth is crap
01:20 <%grr1d> come to weymouth
01:20 <%grr1d> as in
01:20 <%grr1d> unf
01:20 <@cryosin> weymouth is crap
01:20 <+monkeylice> does grr1d talk like a lobsterman?
01:20 <@cryosin> do you know where natick is
01:20 <%grr1d> yes
01:20 <@cryosin> i live right next to natick
01:21 < villefort> woodland street
01:21 <%grr1d> how close is allston to cambridge i dont remember
01:21 <@cryosin> uh
01:21 <@cryosin> it’s pretty close
01:21 <@cryosin> but you need a bridge
01:21 < gigs> grrid how is the internet tv show
01:21 <@cryosin> also it depends on where in allston
01:21 <@cryosin> allston is pretty big and pretty uniform
01:21 <%grr1d> gigs prolly never gonna hpapen
01:22 <%grr1d> cryo: o i was going to ask if you ever go to the middle east
01:22 <@cryosin> the middle east in cambridge?
01:22 <@cryosin> on mass ave?
01:22 <%grr1d> ya
01:22 <@cryosin> yeah
01:22 <@cryosin> i’ve been there 100 times
01:22 < villefort> oh hey cryosin lives 25.3 miles southeast of bu
01:23 <%grr1d> i need to go to bed i have a terrible headache
01:23 <@cryosin> now i live 0 miles away from bu
01:23 <%grr1d> ill be here tomorrow
01:23 <%grr1d> bye
01:23 <@cryosin> also get out of here stalker
01:23 <@cryosin> get out of here stalker
01:23 <@cryosin> get out of here stalker
01:23 <@cryosin> get out of here stalker
01:23 <@cryosin> get out of here stalker
01:23 <@cryosin> get out of here stalker
01:23 <@cryosin> get out of here stalker
01:23 <@cryosin> get out of here stalker
01:23 <@cryosin> get out of here stalker

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IT IS A FUCKING HAIKU

12:22 < victrola> halo internet
12:23 < ozzy> hello
12:24 <&hobo> http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6121/hahajg4.jpg
12:24 <&hobo> haha
12:27 < ozzy> is that yours
12:38 <&hobo> yes
12:38 < ozzy> pretty exciting month
12:42 <&hobo> you know it
12:42 < ozzy> surprise im chamillionaire
12:42 <&hobo> surpise im nasty nas
12:43 < ozzy> surprise im tupac and ive been hiding out on the internet all these years
12:44 < victrola> surprise i’m teelo
12:44 < victrola> OH FUCK WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO
12:44 < victrola> PRETENDING TO BE A KIWI?
12:44 < victrola> AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12:45 <@cryosin> i look so goddamn cute today
12:48 <&hobo> I look the same as every day
12:48 <&hobo> like a fat goblin/troll
12:49 <&hobo> mixed with a massive dwarf
12:49 — #flames topic by hobo: when I come in you, I feel the law is broken, you are 12 years old
12:49 <&hobo> IT IS A FUCKING HAIKU
12:49 <&hobo> ENJOY IT
12:50 <~Nermy> #fuckhobo
12:52 < victrola> a wonderful haiku, keeping up appearances
12:52 <&hobo> man victrola you missed some of my great pronouncements about how great I am last night
12:52 < victrola> post them again for my benefit
12:52 < victrola> or put them on chatdong
13:01 <&hobo> I will give you my logs
13:01 < victrola> sounds good
13:03 <@thana> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1188928488172.jpg
13:03 <&hobo> uh haha you might have to do some formatting
13:03 <&hobo> since they are irssi logs
13:03 <&hobo> (crap they have a lot of weird characters in them)

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sexual scream expert

November 1, 2007

18:31 <@thana> http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?o=l&c=1&f=555555&u=4chan.org&u=gaiaonline.com&u=livingwithstyle.com&u=&u=&r=6m&y=r&z=3&h=300&w=610
18:31 <%gina> wow
18:31 <%gina> did you ever know anyone who actually got off to hentai
18:31 <@thana> look at that growth
18:31 <@thana> gina i do
18:32 <@thana> 😐
18:32 <&hobo> nobody I know would admit that shit
18:32 <%gina> lole really
18:32 <&hobo> ok so now it is thana
18:32 <@thana> 😐
18:32 < DeadSapin> lol
18:32 <@thana> jpgs only, videos are awful
18:32 <@thana> DeadSapin likes them though
18:32 <&hobo> hjahaha
18:32 <@thana> he will claim for humour value only but that’s a lie
18:32 <&hobo> ahhahhahaaha
18:32 <&hobo> hahahahahahahahhaahah
18:32 <&hobo> hahaahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahah
18:33 < DeadSapin> have you watched any of them
18:33 < TheDudeFish> everyone who I have ever seen looking at hentai has told me for humour
18:33 < DeadSapin> no way you could take them seriously
18:33 <%gina> i have seen 3 hentai movies
18:33 <%gina> and they just make me laff
18:33 <%gina> no
18:33 <%gina> 4
18:33 < TheDudeFish> hahaha!lol! look, tentacle rape!
18:33 <%gina> ye!
18:33 <&hobo> uh
18:33 < DeadSapin> their titles alone
18:33 < DeadSapin> like uh
18:33 <%gina> i mean that shit could never happen in real life
18:33 <@thana> in b4 mst
18:33 <%gina> and some of the things they say
18:33 <&hobo> I have seen hentai pictures but I have not gone seeking hentai videos
18:33 <&hobo> zzz
18:33 < DeadSapin> sex warrior pudding
18:33 <%gina> like in this one called darling
18:33 <%gina> he was like
18:33 <@thana> gina i have seen that one lukl
18:34 <%gina> lole it is funny
18:34 <%gina> like the first time they bang she is screaming so loud
18:34 <%gina> im like lol shut up
18:34 <%gina> oh yeah
18:34 <%gina> HYPER ERECTION MODE
18:34 <@thana> yeah that shit is really annoying
18:35 <@thana> also asian porn
18:35 <%gina> azn girls seem to scream more annoyingly
18:35 <@thana> they do
18:35 <%gina> i have come to learn this in my years as a sexual scream expert

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shut the fuck up subwoofer you fucking wigger

19:28 >>> #flames, SuBw00FeR [~osuberg@ZiRC-572A3250.sun7.vic.optusnet.com.au]
19:29 < dark_llama> get the fuck out.
19:29 < dark_llama> no, seriously.
19:29 < dark_llama> with a name like that, get the fuck out.
19:29 < Bpepz> **lurk more
19:30 < dark_llama> its like sUbWoOfErZ~~*~*
19:30 < Bpepz> ..
19:30 < dark_llama> man shut the fuck up subwoofer you fucking wigger
19:30 < dark_llama> i’ll cut you
19:30 < ragghead> hey hey hey
19:31 < ragghead> lets not be mexican in here
19:31 < dark_llama> sry
19:31 < villefort> dark_llama get the fuck out
19:31 < villefort> no seriously
19:31 < villefort> with a name like that get the fuck out
19:31 < ragghead> kasra get the fuck out
19:31 < dark_llama> ok
19:31 < ragghead> no just kidding
19:31 < ragghead> i love you 🙂
19:32 < ragghead> with all my dicks

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