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00:38 <ragghead> i had a crazy dream about a motorcycle before
00:38 <ragghead> i was ridin dirty and the brakes wouldnt work
00:38 <ragghead> and i was like oh god oh god
00:38 <ragghead> and then a guy comes and is like
00:38 <ragghead> dude just let go of the gas
00:38 <ragghead> and im like oh cool
00:39 <ragghead> and then im like wait a minute where da fuk did yuo come from
00:39 <ragghead> and then i work up in a pool of semen
00:39 <ragghead> woke*

07:22 <villefort> crotch gusset
07:25 <villefort> http://img148.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=66445_Hayden-enh_123_617lo.jpg
07:25 <+Seraphex> xrayd
07:26 <villefort> ye
07:26 <@thana> xray shops are not interesting or hot
07:26 <villefort> who cares it’s hayden panettiere
07:26 <@thana> i mean that’s not even a shop
07:26 <@thana> those nipples are just added in
07:27 <@thana> also i care because xrayds are not fappable
07:27 <@thana> also she is not particularly attractive
07:28 <villefort> i’m not listening to you
07:29 <@thana> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1188735323167.jpg
07:30 <@thana> pvam you are like 12 you will get off to anything with a boob sheesh
07:30 <@thana> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1188735806452.jpg
07:30 <villefort> i’m not arguing
07:30 <villefort> uhh are those two boys or girls
07:30 <@thana> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1188735895907.jpg
07:30 <@thana> do you look at girls your age and wonder that much
07:31 <villefort> hehe

08:11 <villefort> http://www.stickam.com/profile/comeback_kid
08:11 <villefort> what the hell
08:11 <villefort> why would you leave your camera on while sleeping
08:12 <villefort> lets hope she has her speakers on too
08:12 <villefort> she does!
08:12 <villefort> she’s sleeping while listening to loud emo music!
08:14 <+moscow> lol
08:14 <+moscow> the rise and fall of sleeping breasts
08:14 <villefort> lol
08:15 <+moscow> i wonder how many people are staring at her
08:15 <+moscow> right now
08:15 <+moscow> whacking off
08:15 <villefort> 2
08:15 <+xena> rising and falling sleep breasts: friend or foe?

09:52 <@cryosin> i made an illustration of good hugs vs stupid girl hugs
09:52 <@cryosin> posting it to 4chan
09:53 <@thana> k
09:53 <@cryosin> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1188744488776.jpg
09:54 <+monkeylice> the stupid girl has a bigger rack
09:54 <@cryosin> yeah
09:54 <@cryosin> thats the point
09:54 <@cryosin> stupid girls give that hug
09:54 <@thana> stupid girls give that hug to each other
09:54 <@cryosin> yeah
09:55 <@thana> force them upright to a normal stance with your strong arms
09:55 <@thana> squeeze their tits against your chest
09:55 <+monkeylice> how do 14 year old girls hug?
09:55 <&mp> uh oh
09:55 <+monkeylice> http://www.wikihow.com/Sexily-Hug-a-Girl
09:55 <+monkeylice> I can tell pvam’s going to be on wikihow through most of college
09:55 <@cryosin> hahaha
09:57 <&mp> thats a horrible guide
09:57 <@cryosin> yeah it kinda is
09:58 <&mp> put your leg around her? what the fuck?
09:58 <&mp> a european probably wrote that
09:58 <@cryosin> if you cant already give a decent hug you’re in trouble anyway
10:00 <+monkeylice> put emphasis on her upper and lower parts
10:00 <@cryosin> to be honest the only girls that i could pull off the ass hug with i wouldnt unless we were both drunk anyway
10:01 <@thana> shame
10:01 <&mp> put emphasis on her hair drying
10:02 <+monkeylice> skaters are the only ones who pull off the ass hug regularly without repercussion
10:02 <@cryosin> dry hair is a requirement of hugs
10:03 <+monkeylice> cryosin you should add dad hugs to your illustration

16:13 < Jayne> hobo I’m on your zoints profile
16:13 < Jayne> its looking empty!
16:13 <&hobo> oh
16:13 <+benzs_s> o man
16:13 <+benzs_s> zoints
16:13 <&hobo> is that so
16:13 <+benzs_s> blast from the past
16:13 < Jayne> you need to get zointing!
16:13 <+benzs_s> well
16:13 <+benzs_s> more like a gentle breeze
16:14 < Jayne> a small silent fart
16:14 <&hobo> I guess I dont have enough friends
16:14 <&hobo> on the internet
16:14 < Mang> sucks2bu
16:14 <&hobo> to really make my zoints profile fun
16:14 <&hobo> let me go get some and we will post post post
16:14 < Jayne> you need to brighten your zoints up
16:14 < Jayne> you’ll have plenty of friends!
16:16 < Jayne> check the quiz out on my zoints!
16:16 < Mang> Hows my zoints jane
16:16 <@mrjihad> hehe
16:16 < Jayne> uhm
16:16 < Jayne> I’m not actually looking through zoints profiles
16:16 < Jayne> i wouldnt know how to find them
16:16 < Jayne> but im sure its tasty
16:16 < Mang> And here you were becoming my role model
16:17 < Jayne> huhu
16:17 < Jayne> sorry little feller
16:17 < Jayne> but keep zointsing
16:17 < Mang> Oh I will.
16:18 < Mang> jesus christ Vee is actually the spitting image of a silverback
16:18 < Jayne> isnt that a gorilla?
16:18 < Mang> hairy arms to fit the profile as well
16:18 < Mang> Yeah.
16:19 < Mang> http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/showpost.php?p=3859299976&postcount=113
16:19 < Jayne> mmm
16:19 < Jayne> peut etre
16:19 < Mang> don’t get all french on me

17:18 <+monkeylice> man it would totally be worth living in LA if I got laid once in a while
17:19 <@thana> what how
17:19 <@thana> there are hot chicks in other areas
17:19 <&jiffy> how do you not get laid
17:19 <+monkeylice> but the chicks here are consistently hot
17:19 <+monkeylice> jiffy man don’t ask me
17:19 <&hobo> man seriously I would think in a place as big as LA mlice you could find some woman who would bange uwe
17:19 <+monkeylice> ask every woman ever
17:19 <@thana> yeah mlice you are charasmatic i like that
17:20 <&jiffy> just find some mexican and tell her you can get her a green card
17:20 <&jiffy> (taco dick)
17:20 < Bpepz> fuck
17:20 <&hobo> hahah
17:20 <&hobo> hahhahahaha

17:23 <&hobo> man rush hour 3 is a joke
17:23 <&hobo> haha
17:23 <+monkeylice> moreso than rush hour and rush hour 2 and every other moment of christ tucker’s life?
17:23 <+monkeylice> haha christ tucker
17:23 <+monkeylice> he’s not funny for our sins
17:23 <@thana> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1188771366465.jpg
17:24 <&hobo> yrsh
17:24 <&hobo> yeah
17:24 <&hobo> like there is no serious parts
17:24 <&hobo> it is just like
17:24 <&hobo> HEY THERE IS A 7 FOOT TALL ASIAN MAN LETS PLAY A FIGHT SCENE
17:24 <&hobo> THIS MASTER’S NAME IS YOU AND HIS FRIENDS NAME IS ME
17:24 <+monkeylice> how could pumping up a penis with a bicycle pump make it more able to produce semen
17:24 — #flames topic by jiffy: haha christ tucker he’s not funny for our sins
17:24 <&hobo> it wouldnt change shit
17:24 <&jiffy> penis is not balls!
17:25 <+monkeylice> then this pornographic smurfs rape fantasy is a godamn farce
17:25 <&jiffy> i like how she still has lipstick in that picture thana
17:26 <+monkeylice> is this the unabridged version of the electric retard comic?
17:26 <&hobo> this is all jokes still
17:26 <&hobo> BACKFLIP HIM OVER A GIRL WITH THE AMMUNITION IN HIS HAND
17:27 <&jiffy> backflip a girl so she lands on a dick
17:27 <&hobo> NOW SLIDE INTO HIS HAND
17:27 <&jiffy> *plop*
17:27 <+monkeylice> oh god her eye

17:32 < Atmosfear> oh man time to go to the lake
17:32 < Atmosfear> peace niggers
17:32 <<< Atmosfear [~eggrolled@ZiRC-580216C0.dhcp.athn.ga.charter.com] has quit : [Quit: ]
17:32 <+monkeylice> drown please atmosfear
17:32 <+monkeylice> I would like you to die now
17:32 <&hobo> drown them allllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:32 <&mp> hi everyone
17:33 <&mp> atmosfear goes to the lake what a yuppie southern faggot
17:33 <&hobo> he is a faggot
17:33 >&mp< hobs i got so drunk last night
17:33 <&hobo> me too!
17:33 <&hobo> I played ice dogs!
17:33 <&mp> i got so drunk that the alcohol congealed and i shit it out this morning and when i did i felt a lot better
17:34 < notsirioth> i got high on crack last night and had sex with multiple people i don’t know unprotected
17:34 <&hobo> haha
17:34 <&mp> liar

17:38 <+monkeylice> im moving to the country
17:38 <+monkeylice> gonna eat a lot of peaches
17:38 <@thana> mlice what the fuck
17:38 <&hobo> PEACHES = VAGINE
17:38 <@thana> i was just listening to that song yesterday
17:38 <+monkeylice> millions of peaches
17:38 <+monkeylice> peaches for me
17:38 <@thana> for the first time in like 10 years
17:39 <+monkeylice> in another channel they are talking about filling scrooge mcduck’s money bin with ripe peaches and flypaper and strippers
17:39 <+monkeylice> so it made me think of that song
17:39 <@thana> i went to a friend’s house and she was listening to lump
17:39 <@thana> and i was like lul peaches let’s watch that
17:40 <@thana> apparantly the video features ninjas
17:40 <&hobo>hahahah
17:40 <&hobo> hahahahaha
17:40 <+monkeylice> whoa

18:06 <%gina> http://fcrunk.wellimean.com/jap/shirt.jpg
18:06 <%gina> lole
18:07 <%gina> will someone buy me that shirt
18:08 <@thana> show me where to buy it and i will consider
18:09 <Arsenic`> you’d have to make it
18:09 <@thana> yeah i have a feeling that one is home made
18:09 <Arsenic`> but that way you could match up the skin color with your own
18:09 <ragghead> who here wants to buy a single cd stereo!
18:09 <ragghead> p
18:10 <Arsenic`> me!
18:10 <Arsenic`> i will buy one!
18:10 <ragghead> give me 100 dollars!
18:10 <Arsenic`> nope!
18:10 <ragghead> oh!
18:10 <ragghead> ok!
18:10 <ragghead> instead!
18:11 <Arsenic`> send me the stereo anyway!
18:11 <ragghead> lets play purple cobra!
18:11 <Arsenic`> no!
18:11 <ragghead> oh!
18:12 <Arsenic`> i feel like stretching my arms 1000 million miles
18:13 <%gina> i feel like rape
18:13 <@thana> me too
18:13 <@thana> 😐
18:15 <&hobo> I always feel like rape
18:15 <&hobo> always
18:15 <&hobo> alllllwaaaaays
18:16 <&hobo> alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
18:16 <%gina> excuse me but what is cosplay
18:16 <&hobo> costume play
18:16 <@thana> usually anime
18:16 <%gina> oh shit
18:16 <&hobo> dressing up like a faggot
18:16 <@thana> ye
18:16 <&hobo> at a convention usually
18:17 <%gina> i think one of my friends does that
18:17 <%gina> at conventions
18:17 <%gina> i think it’s weird
18:17 <&hobo> s/he is a fag
18:17 <%gina> ye she is lke this little azn girl
18:17 <&hobo> well asians have a little more wiggle room when it comes to cosplay
18:18 <&hobo> especially asian girls, but it is still a faggy enterprise
18:18 <%gina> ye i am going to say yes to that
18:18 <%gina> it’s odd
18:18 <&hobo> wut is odd
18:18 <%gina> cosplay
18:18 <%gina> like
18:18 <%gina> i just don’t get it
18:18 <@thana> it is fun to dress up
18:19 <%gina> much like i don’t get the whole star trek phenomenon
18:19 <&hobo> welcome to asia, where everything is weird
18:19 <&hobo> also no it is not fun to dress up you fag
18:19 <@thana> :[
18:19 <&hobo> star trek is a good show but I do not dress up like a star trek gai
18:19 <Arsenic`> oh man in 4th grade someone in our class dressed up as data
18:19 <%gina> ye see i watched trekkies
18:20 <@thana> http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1188774869349.jpg
18:20 <Arsenic`> lol