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12:51 <HotReaper> sponge
12:58 <cryosin> who is hotrapers
13:00 <Arsenic`> lwsfag
13:01 <cryosin> oh
13:01 <cryosin> is that the truth
13:02 <Arsenic`> yeah
13:02 <cryosin> that’s horrible
13:02 <Arsenic`> i checked lws one time like a few weeks ago for some reason and there was a bunch of fags modeling themselves after coldreaper or something
13:02 <Arsenic`> it was pretty horrifying
13:02 <cryosin> what
13:03 <Arsenic`> after coldreaper
13:03 <Arsenic`> that is the worst thing
13:03 <cryosin> is that cold reaper
13:03 <Arsenic`> nope
13:03 <cryosin> are you sure
13:03 <Arsenic`> yes
13:04 <Arsenic`> well
13:04 <Arsenic`> there is like 3 of them
13:04 <Arsenic`> it could all be an unelaborate hoax by coldreaper
13:04 <cryosin> are you sure hotreaper isnt coldreaper
13:04 <Arsenic`> im about 51 percent sure
13:04 <cryosin> hm
13:05 <cryosin> not good enough
13:05 <Arsenic`> ok
13:05 <cryosin> hotreaper are you coldreaper
13:05 <HotReaper> I am HotReaper
13:05 <Arsenic`> 52 percent sure
13:05 <HotReaper> friend of ColdReaper
13:05 <cryosin> are you a friend of coldreaper
13:05 <HotReaper> I used to be ‘dwfait’.
13:05 <Arsenic`> well i dont know who that is
13:05 <cryosin> man it’s a dick thing to ban someone for being friends with someone
13:05 <cryosin> but i’m this close | |
13:05 <HotReaper> lol
13:06 <cryosin> also how are you friends with coldreaper, nobody is friends with coldreaper
13:06 <cryosin> it’s like trying to be friends with a retarded child
13:06 <sponge> ||
13:06 <sponge> |
13:07 <HotReaper> She is very different to how she acts in flames and to you guys once you get to know her.
13:07 <cryosin> i dont think you know the whole story
13:07 <sponge> lol
13:07 <sponge> lol
13:07 <sponge> lol
13:07 <sponge> lol
13:07 <sponge> lol
13:07 <sponge> lol
13:07 <sponge> lol
13:07 <sponge> lol
13:08 <cryosin> ask coldreaper about that one time with mp and hobo when she said she could beat them
13:08 <cryosin> (she couldn’t
13:08 <cryosin> actually i bet she will pretend not to remember
13:08 <HotReaper> Beat them at what?
13:08 <cryosin> or deny it ever happened
13:08 <cryosin> that isnt important
13:09 <sponge> cryosin who is she
13:09 <cryosin> he
13:09 <sponge> oh
13:09 <HotReaper> so why is it significant she couldn’t beat them?
13:09 <cryosin> because she made a huge fuss about how she could
13:10 <sponge> WHO IS SHE
13:10 <cryosin> she had so much hubris
13:10 <cryosin> and blam it was popped
13:10 <HotReaper> she is an internette, that is all you need to know sponge
13:10 <cryosin> so she started to hate hobo
13:10 <sponge> if you are talking about coldreaper coldreaper is a man
13:10 <cryosin> oh right
13:10 <sponge> albeit a very confused one
13:10 * HotReaper has seen pictures
13:11 <cryosin> nope
13:11 <sponge> nope!
13:11 <cryosin> she’s posted like 50 pictures
13:11 <cryosin> all of which have been different people
13:11 <cryosin> no reason to ever believe her about anything, since she is a compulsive liar
13:11 <HotReaper> I do have doubts about her
13:12 <cryosin> did she tell you she was a street fighter and her brother was a mercenary
13:12 <cryosin> and that she wanted in vitro fertilization
13:12 <HotReaper> …no lol
13:12 <cryosin> and that she was a drag racer
13:12 <cryosin> yeah you dont know her very well buddy
13:12 <cryosin> anyways i am sure she will dismiss anything bad i say about her as scurrilous lies
13:12 <HotReaper> she has told me she’s a 23 year old female without a job
13:13 <cryosin> the “no job” part makes sense, but last i checked she was 24 back in 2005
13:13 <HotReaper> also her name / where she lives / her nationality / sent pictures
13:13 <cryosin> she’s canadian
13:13 <cryosin> and she would never tell anyone her real address
13:13 <HotReaper> nope
13:13 <cryosin> or give her real pictures
13:14 <sponge> also he has to make his own bras because he is too fat for ones one would buy in a store
13:14 <cryosin> hotreaper are you realizing that since our information is contradicting what you know both of us may be wrong
13:14 <cryosin> in fact i’d put my bet on it
13:14 <HotReaper> I don’t know anything for a fact, just what she has told me.
13:14 <sponge> what I am saying is true unless he lied to ps
13:14 <HotReaper> But I have no reason to doubt it so far.
13:14 <cryosin> i am trying to give you a reason to doubt it
13:14 <sponge> also he is very sensitive about his rabbits
13:14 <sponge> which is funny because he killed them
13:15 <HotReaper> lol
13:15 <cryosin> poor rabbits
13:16 <cryosin> anyways hotreaper just take everything you hear from him with a large helping of salt
13:16 <cryosin> also i suggest you start making up lies of your own because it is kind of fun
13:16 <cryosin> (she is pretty gullible in that department, surprisingly enough)
13:17 <HotReaper> I’ve never told her a lie
13:17 <HotReaper> i don’t see the point of lying on the internet
13:17 <sponge> here is the point: to confuse coldreaper
13:17 <sponge> then he will realize you are lying to him
13:17 <sponge> and he will realize he has one fewer friend on the internet
13:18 <sponge> which puts his net-friends, real life and on the internet, at something like -6
13:18 <cryosin> lying to coldreaper is fun
13:18 <cryosin> or better yet have someone else lie about you
13:18 <cryosin> then just not deny their lie for massive lulz
13:18 <HotReaper> lol

09:01 <mrjihad> fuck i am so hungover
09:03 <mrjihad> fuuuck
09:16 <mrjihad> OH MY GOD I FOUND MY ROOMMATE AND HE IS AWESOME
09:16 <mrjihad> but he is mexican
09:19 <mrjihad> and possibly a /b/tard
09:23 <hobs> haha
09:37 >>/mrjihad< 6/hobs
09:37 <hobs> yes
09:38 <mrjihad> this guy I am pretty sure is my roommate went to the harry potter night sale thing
09:38 <mrjihad> but bought a copy of johan edwards “how to be cool”
09:38 <mrjihad> i think that is a pretty good joke
09:39 <hobs> hahahahahhaahhaahhaha
09:39 <hobs> holy shit I am loling irl
09:40 <mrjihad> man I am glad because he looks like he is a nerd
09:40 <hobs> well of course he is a nerd if he is a mexican /b/tard
09:40 <mrjihad> he has a lot of ms paint drawings of himself
09:40 <hobs> but man that is such a good joke
09:40 <mrjihad> im not sure if he is a /b/tard
09:40 <hobs> link to mspaint drawings of himself
09:40 <hobs> hehe
09:41 <mrjihad> but he has diabeetus man pictures in his pictures
09:42 <mrjihad> maybe he is not a /b/tard maybe he is just into japanese powermetal
09:44 <mrjihad> http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3559/n2541346342908104656oi6.jpg
10:03 <hobs> yeah if he has wilford brimely he is probably a btard
10:03 <hobs> hahah

[17:22] <victrola> halo internet
[17:22] <&hobs> yo
[17:23] <victrola> yo ho ho a dna large bottle of scotch
[17:23] <&hobs> a large bottle of dna
[17:23] <&hobs> right next to me
[17:23] <&hobs> for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[17:24] <&hobs> (chug it quick, while it is warm)
[17:24] <victrola> choice bottle of dna
[17:24] <victrola> 30 years aged
[17:26] <&cryosin> a large bottle of dna
[17:27] <&cryosin> filled with delicious nucleic acids
[17:27] <&cryosin> and healthy nitrogenous bases
[17:28] <victrola> it better not be blended dna
[17:28] <victrola> that shit is nasty
[17:29] <&cryosin> it is actually possible to drink a cup of dna
[17:29] <&cryosin> i don’t think it’d taste too good though
[17:30] <victrola> you have to cut it with vanilla essense

[19:30] <&hobs> so where did you go last night cryosin
[19:30] <&cryosin> to another party
[19:30] <&hobs> you said you were going to go dworeffbs
[19:30] <&hobs> oh ok
[19:30] <&cryosin> oh
[19:31] <&cryosin> dude you were my upper right wrist area
[19:31] <&hobs> yes I remember
[19:31] <&hobs> 🙂
[19:31] <&cryosin> whenever you talked everything was red and that area pulsed and was invincible
[19:31] <&hobs> wow
[19:32] <Nermy> superrambo could do that without drugs
[19:33] <&hobs> that is because he has synathesia or whatever its called
[19:33] <&cryosin> yeah i got a lot of that but it came and went
[19:33] <&hobs> but it is mild in him, not as powerfull as an acid trip
[19:33] <&hobs> or you wouldnt be able to function
[19:33] <&cryosin> how long was i talking to you guys
[19:33] <&cryosin> i remember caps lock seemed like a very good idea
[19:33] <&hobs> less than a half hour
[19:33] <&cryosin> because i couldnt hear myself talking in irc
[19:34] <&hobs> also you said you were not going to the party
[19:34] <&hobs> which is why I was confused
[19:34] <&cryosin> yeah i didnt think i was either
[19:34] <&cryosin> i actually went to the bathroom and on the way back from the bathroom i went to the party because i forgot i wasn’t going
[19:35] <&hobs> http://ironicresult.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/2.jpg
[19:35] <&cryosin> i didnt realize i was at the party until after i had left

17:12 <mp> im playing wow if anyone would like to join me
17:12 <Serious> wow
17:12 <Serious> WOW
17:13 <Serious> WHAT
17:13 <Serious> mp
17:13 <sponge> lol
17:13 <cryosin> no
17:13 <Serious> tell me you’re joking
17:13 <cryosin> mp please dont say that
17:13 <cryosin> you may be a little older but you still have a lot to live for
17:14 <mp> its my bday and ill play wow if i want to, wow if i want to, wow if i want to, you would play wow too if it happened to you
17:14 <sponge> no I would not!
17:14 <mp> I CANT BELIEVE THAT BITCH HAD THE NERVE TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
17:15 <mp> IM GOING TO KILL HER

<monkeylice> filecabi.net has so many tits
<monkeylice> it is too distracting to watch non-porn there
<&jiffy> fap before visiting
<&jiffy> just like when speaking at a middle school
<monkeylice> or a coma ward
<&jiffy> heh
<&thobs> or anywhere
<monkeylice> although speaking at a coma ward is probably not very likely
<&jiffy> you never know
<monkeylice> jiffy let’s start a nursery school/glory hole
<&jiffy> once the girls are eight they begin training
<&thobs> 8 months
<&thobs> right
<&jiffy> no
<&jiffy> their kneecaps have to be fully formed
<monkeylice> just like spartan children

15:39 <hobs> pvam is taking what is colloquially known as a “100 hour shower”
15:39 <hobs> yes gigs
15:39 <hobs> I am using screen
15:40 <jayne> “100 man shower”

<villefort> [15:04] <hobs> arsenic wanted me to sing a song about dragons
<Arsenic> and it is based on the poem
<hobs> yeah
<hobs> so it is just jibberish for an hour
<Arsenic> haha sort of
<victrola> everytime pvam quotes a post an angel gets fucked by a robotic arm
<villefort> [15:06] <victrola> everytime pvam quotes a post an angel gets fucked by a robotic arm
<hobs> nice viki
<villefort> [15:06] <victrola> everytime pvam quotes a post an angel gets fucked by a robotic arm
<villefort> [15:06] <victrola> everytime pvam quotes a post an angel gets fucked by a robotic arm
<villefort> [15:06] <victrola> everytime pvam quotes a post an angel gets fucked by a robotic arm
<villefort> [15:06] <victrola> everytime pvam quotes a post an angel gets fucked by a robotic arm
<Arsenic> i think 3 songs are about how the character must believe in himself to fight the jabberwock
<villefort> you like that don’t you bitch
<hobs> I like arsenics destructions
<hobs> 27
<Arsenic> yeah they built in the worst places
<Arsenic> like i could shoot it and it couldnt touch me
<hobs> pvam every time you make a joke a fat white american wins the lottery and gives the money to the catholic church
<mutton> every post you make
<mutton> every post you paste
<mutton> i’ll be watchin

20:20 <notsirioth> i found out my may be half black
20:20 <notsirioth> my mom got pregnant in the marine corps
20:20 <notsirioth> she had a black boyfriend in the marine corps
20:21 <notsirioth> what do you guys think
20:21 <notsirioth> could i be half black y/n
20:21 <&jiffy> no
20:21 <@cryosin> no
20:21 <notsirioth> why not
20:22 <&jiffy> have you ever smoked crack or used food stamps or impregnated a 15 year old
20:22 <@cryosin> you sound like a jew
20:22 <@cryosin> you are not black
20:22 <@cryosin> the end
20:22 <notsirioth> well
20:22 <notsirioth> no jiffy
20:22 <notsirioth> and cryosin there are black jews
20:22 <@cryosin> no
20:22 <&jiffy> not real ones
20:22 <&jiffy> a black gay jew would be the most hated person ever

21:12 <&jiffy> what is this you’re drinkin cryodong
21:13 <~Nermy> 14 year old scotch
21:13 <&jiffy> mmm 14 year olds
21:13 <@cryosin> oh man
21:13 <@cryosin> listen to this drink im drinkin
21:13 <~Nermy> is it purple
21:13 <@cryosin> its called “FREEK skitzo EVIL ENERGY”
21:13 <@cryosin> it’s purple
21:13 <@cryosin> it has all of those names on the can
21:13 <@cryosin> and a huge skull
21:13 <~Nermy> purple drank
21:13 <@cryosin> its like carbonated purple drank
21:14 <&jiffy> cryosin gon get cranked crunk
21:15 <@cryosin> nah
21:15 <@cryosin> this is energy drank
21:16 <@cryosin> if i get cranked i’ll just be irritated
21:19 <&jiffy> pranked
21:19 <&hobo> if I catch you im going to fuck you
21:19 <&hobo> anally
21:19 <~Nermy> put your hand up on my drank
21:19 <~Nermy> when i crank
21:19 <~Nermy> you crank
21:19 <~Nermy> we crank
21:19 <@cryosin> put yo hand on mah dique