handshakes
<mutton> hand shaking is annoying
<hobo> mutton dont make me grab your hand and cause backflips to occur
<mp> asians dont like to shake hands
<mutton> this is why handshaking is annoying
<victrola> they like to shake heads
<hobo> that is because their hands are so small compared to mine
<mp> and the reason is
<mutton> we’re still kids we don’t need to pose as professionals
<mp> hobs
<mp> ive said “and the reason is” in class several times
<hobo> mutton’s hand as a fist will be completely covered by mine
<hobo> haha
<mp> instead of saying because i say “and the reason is”
<Nermy> the proper greeting in asian countries is rape
<victrola> lol
<mutton> especially not after i’m acquainted with you
<hobo> nermy I cant greet every asian with rape
<mp> hehe
<hobo> do you know how much rape that is
<hobo> also how much unfun rape
<victrola> rape the size of hurricane katrina
<Nermy> i’m sorry hobs but it is impolite if you do not rape
<hobo> I mean if one out of every 5 billion asians is attractive that only leaves like 200 attractive asians in the world
<hobo> the rest are just like bland rapes
<mp> asian people arent tough at all