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[11:38] <Arsenic> Holy shit they changed my local pharmacy into a Synders
[11:38] <Arsenic> Now where do I buy pop??
[11:38] <Anony> Ashes?
[11:38] <victrola> they burnt it to the ground
[11:38] <Anony> ‘cinders’
[11:39] <Arsenic> What the hell does Snyders have?
[11:39] <victrola> flames
[11:39] <Arsenic> My mom said they dont sell pop there
[11:39] <hobo> GOD
[11:39] <Anony> A burny-smell
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <victrola> a commandment that missed the tablet
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <Arsenic> AMEN
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <hobo> FUCK SNYDERS TO INFINITY
[11:39] <Anony> oh great, infinity is a long time to spam
[11:39] <hobo> they tried to do that to my local shoppe
[11:39] <Arsenic> Snyders can go suck it
[11:39] <xena> hobo lay off the loli sheesh look what it does to you
[11:39] <Arsenic> At least they kept the postal workers there
[11:39] <hobo> where you can buy a cup of joe FOR 5 CENTS
[11:39] <Anony> are them smug?
[11:39] <Arsenic> Now I can ship drugs out still locally
[11:40] <hobo> 5 MOTHER FUCKING CENTS
[11:40] <xena> lollerskates
[11:40] * xena np: Children Of Bodom – Talk Dirty To Me (Poison Cover
[11:40] <hobo> DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CUPS OF COFFEE A DOLLAR BUYS
[11:40] <hobo> 20
[11:40] <Arsenic> Is it good coffee?
[11:40] <Arsenic> Wait are we talking about snyders coffee?
[11:40] <Anony> What is a snyders? do I need to defend my local shops and fruitstands?
[11:40] <Arsenic> Snyders sucks they killed Bell-Aire pharmacy
[11:41] <Arsenic> DRUGS!!!!
[11:41] <hobo> it is good coffee
[11:41] <Anony> poor little drug peddlers
[11:41] * hobo np: Dismantled – The Swarm [Daedal Remix] [06:49m/193kbps/44kHz]
[11:41] <hobo> and the place is called saint paul corner drug
[11:41] <Arsenic> Saint paul?
[11:41] <victrola> make the name mean something – burn it to the ground

[20:00] <hobot> my favorite gas station is that green colored one
[20:00] <capnjiffy> what the hell are these places
[20:00] <capnjiffy> BP?
[20:00] <hobot> yea
[20:00] <Anony> Yeah
[20:00] <Arsenic> bp is fucking green peace
[20:00] <capnjiffy> i work at a bp it is the worst gas station ever
[20:00] <capnjiffy> but most BPs are pretty good
[20:00] <Arsenic> wasn’t bp conoco or something?
[20:00] <hobot> mainly because I met a girl who sucked my dick there
[20:00] <hobot> 8)
[20:00] <victrola> moar
[20:00] <Arsenic> I’ve actually never been in a bp
[20:00] <capnjiffy> people come in and are like you don’t have anything here and i’m like yeah go somewhere else srsly
[20:01] <hobot> she was like this is the worst gas station
[20:01] <capnjiffy> hobs, right in the gas station?
[20:01] <hobot> my brother owns it and I am in terrible
[20:01] <hobot> A MAN DOES NOT HAVE ORAL SEX IN THE GAS STATION AND TELL
[20:01] <capnjiffy> yes he does
[20:01] <hobot> 8]
[20:01] <capnjiffy> right by the ICEE machine
[20:01] <hobot> no in the bathroom man
[20:01] <Anony> Slurping down an icee?
[20:01] <victrola> with a cornetto
[20:01] <Arsenic> this reminds me of that one time I went into a public bathroom and someone crapped right in the middle of the floor
[20:02] <hobot> haha
[20:02] <hobot> yeah
[20:02] <Arsenic> awful
[20:02] <victrola> triple choc with nuts
[20:02] <Arsenic> so I pissed on it
[20:02] <Arsenic> then left like nothing happened
[20:02] <Anony> Great, I am going to go get morning done
[20:03] <capnjiffy> morning wood
[20:03] <victrola> i bet george michael used that stall before you
[20:03] <capnjiffy> man hobs i have never gotten head in a gas station
[20:03] <capnjiffy> i got a hand job in study hall though
[20:03] <capnjiffy> that was pretty lol

[20:17] <victrola> what else can you really say in EB
[20:18] <cryosin> just vote + and rate 5 and don’t say anything
[20:18] <victrola> it’s not like they are wanting an essay on how the weight of tits equally relates to the bounce factor of skin + muscle
[20:18] <jane> Here you go Arsenic **eh what no way**
[20:18] <cryosin> you could at least post “Thanks, I am looking forward to masturbating to this material that you posted.”
[20:18] <cryosin> instead of “thx”
[20:19] <victrola> unlikely
[20:19] <victrola> but it would be fun to think of how many ways you could say you’re rubbing one out
[20:19] <victrola> in response to an EB post
[20:19] * thanatos has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[20:19] <victrola> “thanks, i’ll be spanking the monkey for at least 10 minutes because of your post”
[20:19] <victrola> etc, etc
[20:20] <hobo> loller
[20:21] <victrola> “wow, that bottle of lube and the cucumber i bought today will come in handy, all thanks to you”
[20:22] <Meta> “holy shit, i’d let her shit on my chest”
[20:22] <Meta> too much?
[20:23] <jane> nah, *unf unf* keep going

[18:06] <Anony-nap> Last night was great
[18:08] <victrola> did you get drunk last night anony
[18:09] * benzs_s has aural sex with: – Madonna – Hung Up [] (03:23)
[18:09] <Anony-nap> Went on a 3 hour road trip with a friend, spent a few hours talking to an old friend about playing MUDs, then went to guard a flea market overnight
[18:09] <Anony-nap> We whipped out a gas stove and made denver eggs
[18:09] <Anony-nap> And then we carved up a fresh pineapple
[18:09] <benzs_s> sounds pretty gay
[18:09] <Anony-nap> And cooked half of it
[18:10] <Anony-nap> And it was an awesome dinner
[18:12] <victrola> http://youtube.com/watch?v=E859GsKOOQo this hurts, THIS HURTS
[18:13] <benzs_s> wtf is a denver egg anwyay
[18:14] <victrola> it’s got car parts in it
[18:14] <hobo> gay sex
[18:14] <hobo> it is the heated lube
[18:14] <hobo> it turns whiting
[18:14] <hobo> like yolk
[18:14] <hobo> whitish
[18:14] <Anony-nap> Its just a denver omellette but not an omelette
[18:15] <victrola> if denver egg is gay sex, then denver omlette is gay orgy
[18:15] <Anony-nap> I couldnt get the omelette going very well in the darn with a cast iron pan

[21:17] <WarHawk> victrola i think you should make the scent of your ball sweat into a cologne
[21:18] <Arsenic`> that is the most classy idea ive heard today
[21:20] <WarHawk> indeed
[21:20] <WarHawk> it would make him millions
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[21:25] <WarHawk> monkeylice!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:25] <Anony> You could call it ‘swank’
[21:26] <Anony> Or for post-modernism “sWank”
[21:26] <Anony> And on the label put some odd greek symbol instead of the a
[21:26] <Anony> “sWþnk”
[21:27] <Anony> :þ
[21:28] <WarHawk> well seeing as how hillary swank is the ugliest celebrity alive, you should die
[21:33] <Arsenic`> yes then you could have a big shirtless black man holding the cologne with a twinkle in his eye
[21:34] <Arsenic`> the writing would be in a cursive so sqiggly that no one could read it
[21:35] <Arsenic`> and then maybe next to that an insignia
[21:35] <Arsenic`> like a wine glass with two olives in it

[20:55] <leh> oh so guys
[20:55] <leh> i have a job interview today
[20:56] <leh> what are my odds?
[20:56] <Nermy> 500:1
[20:56] <leh> hm
[20:56] <leh> alright i can deal with that
[20:56] <leh> it’s for starbucks and i don’t even want thejob
[20:58] <mutton> wear a 7-piece suit
[20:58] <mrjihad> http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/farting/
[20:58] <mutton> sprinkle your hair with coffee grains
[21:04] <leh> lol
[21:04] <leh> i am wearing slacks a button up shirt and a tie
[21:04] <leh> it’s pretty sexy
[21:05] <Nermy> lehmur’s bringing sexyback
[21:05] <Nermy> those other fuckers don’t know how to act
[21:05] <– thanatos has left this server. (Ping timeout)
[21:05] <leh> fa sho
[21:12] <monkeylice> is there any way to run windows remote desktop from a pocket PC or a pda?
[21:13] <victrola> what’s the job
[21:29] <victrola> oh… starfuckers
[21:30] <victrola> starfuckers incorporated
[21:30] <jane> trent reznor gonna put it in ure buttw
[21:31] <mutton> my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
[21:31] <Nermy> mutton get me summa dem all beef patties
[21:32] <victrola> is your god toffee or caramel
[21:32] <jane> its beef
[21:32] <monkeylice> my god is an indian that turns into a wolf
[21:33] <mutton> peppermint patty coming right up
[21:33] <monkeylice> and he’ll come at you with his razor
[21:34] <Nermy> my god is an indian who inhales gasoline fumes
[21:36] <mutton> an ind14n who wins russian roulette
[20:42] <jane> you guys are up to no good
[20:44] <victrola> i am up to the good of the human race
[20:44] <victrola> DO NOT QUESTION MY PURPOSE
[20:45] <mutton> we racing
[20:45] <mutton> jane hating
[20:46] <victrola> victrola’s gonna kick your faesce in
[20:48] <– leh has left this server. (Broken pipe)

(18:53) <~hobote> godamn monster party needs to stop sending me gay shit
(18:53) <%victrola> he’s obsessed with you
(18:53) <~hobote> pretty much
(18:53) <~hobote> haha last night
(18:53) <~hobote> I was playing wow with sol
(18:53) <dudie62052> is there a way to listen to songs currently displayed
(18:53) <~hobote> and he is bitching at her on vent
(18:53) <~hobote> and finally she goes
(18:54) <~hobote> “you’re just jealous we get to play with costa”
(18:54) <~hobote> and he goes
(18:54) <~hobote> “godamn right I’m jealous”
(18:54) <%victrola> lol
(18:54) <~hobote> and everyone was just silent for like 2 minutes
(18:56) <%victrola> hobo you should ignore him for awhile
(18:56) <%victrola> he’ll think you are playing hard to get
(18:56) <~hobote> what the
(18:57) <~hobote> I am not going to fuck monsterparty ok
(18:57) <werewolflice> you could probably get a really nice dinner first
(18:57) <%victrola> maybe some chocolates
(18:57) <werewolflice> ye
(18:58) <%Seraphex> better fuck monster party then that guy on your aim
(18:58) <~hobote> what
(18:59) <coqauvin> bobot are you willing to shell out the dough for a plane ticket
(18:59) <%victrola> hobot is the next tgo
(18:59) <coqauvin> THEN YOU COULD MAKE MP AN ADMIN AT YOUR INTERNET FORUMS
(18:59) <~hobote> first of all
(19:00) <coqauvin> this plan is foolproof
(19:00) <~hobote> I am not homosexual
(19:00) <coqauvin> although, I’m the last to suggest this
(19:00) <~hobote> second of all I am not paying for peoples plan tickets
(19:00) <coqauvin> the last time i drew these paralells, fcrunk imploded
(19:00) <~hobote> if they want to lay me they are going to need to buy me a plane ticket
(19:01) <~hobote> also they are going to have to have a vagina
(19:01) <~hobote> a real one
(19:01) <coqauvin> look this plan is great except for the following flaws
(19:01) <%victrola> i’m sure if you let MP be overcome with the green monster he will fork it out
(19:01) <coqauvin> one: you are not buying them a plane ticket
(19:01) <coqauvin> two: that’s pretty much it
(19:01) <~hobote> two: female you failure
(19:01) <%victrola> three: internet
(19:02) <%Arsenic`> whats this about plane tickets
(19:02) <coqauvin> luk it’s not my fault you are following chapman’s path
(19:02) <coqauvin> it’s predestination
(19:02) <coqauvin> blame it on God, or a lack thereof
(19:03) <%Arsenic`> luke skywalker
(19:03) <~hobote> man that was so funny I am laughing right now

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<victrola> who the fuck are you
* victrola excuse me wtf r u playin: Soundgarden – My Wave
<molo> kill yourself
<victrola> why should i when i have you to bounce dongs off of
<victrola> you give me a purpose to living
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<molo> yeah, you’re a complete faggot
<victrola> so the only way that I would consider killing myself would be for you to kill yourself first
<Seraphex> we are being invaded by retards o god
<molo> i’ll pretend to kill myself how’s that you stupid queer
<victrola> not good enough
<molo> Seraphex, you’re a gigantic faggot
<Privilege> retards?
* Seraphex sets mode: +b *!*@ZiRC-6754135A.vic.bigpond.net.au
* Seraphex sets mode: +b *!*@ZiRC-3A22662B.vic.bigpond.net.au
* molo was kicked by Seraphex (Seraphex)
* Privilege was kicked by Seraphex (Seraphex)
<Seraphex> my first good deed
<victrola> lol

<capnjiffy> http://dat.4chan.org/b/src/1149097381210.gif lol the south is retarded
<thanatos> also kentucky\
<capnjiffy> kentucky is south
<capnjiffy> meh it died already
<capnjiffy> lol
<cAd> maybe they have a greater percentage of 8 year olds
<capnjiffy> with 22 year old parents
<cAd> ye
<cAd> man i’ll bet you anything that thanatos molests his little brothers/sisters/cousins/neighbor’s kids
<capnjiffy> of anyone here
<capnjiffy> mutton
<capnjiffy> well and tir obviously
<TruthInRotation> huh
<TruthInRotation> i am reading over the conversation in which i was just mentioned
<TruthInRotation> and i can’t figure out what you are trying to say
<capnjiffy> are you actually that stupid
<TruthInRotation> the conversation is fragmented and nonsensical
<cAd> i don’t know why people tolerate him
<cAd> to be honest
<cAd> i mean, i don’t know why people tolerate me either, but i’m me, so i can’t just be like, ‘oh i’m a faggot i should quit internet’
<capnjiffy> rite
<cAd> because i mean, i’m a grade a faggot
<capnjiffy> if you say so