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capnjiffy capitulates to internette

November 22, 2006

<gina> give me sp so i can change this stupid title back
<capnjiffy> http://riiiddggeeraacceerr.ytmnd.com/
<capnjiffy> FAKE INTERNET MONEY
<capnjiffy> FAKE INTERNET MONEY
<capnjiffy> FAKE INTERNET MONEY
<capnjiffy> FAKE INTERNET MONEY
<capnjiffy> FAKE INTERNET MONEY
<capnjiffy> FAKE INTERNET MONEY
<capnjiffy> FAKE INTERNET MONEY
<gina> GIVE IT OVER BOI
<capnjiffy> ok

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monkeylice and capnjiffy profess their love for each other

<monkeylice> jiffy you are the wind beneath my wings
<monkeylice> winges
<capnjiffy> puff
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<monkeylice> HEY JIFFY DO YOU REMEMBER LIFE BEFORE FATE BROUGHT US TOGETHER?
<monkeylice> ME NEITHER
<monkeylice> JIFFY + LICE 4EVR
<capnjiffy> U N ME
<capnjiffy> yeah man we are like two peas in one internet pod
<monkeylice> alright but cut back on the gay a little
<monkeylice> you’re scaring off the chicks
* capnjiffy looks
<capnjiffy> no chicks here
<monkeylice> see?
<capnjiffy> oh
<capnjiffy>

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title required

* ThatsSoKirby has joined #flames
<ThatsSoKirby> escapando una noche
<ThatsSoKirby> de un bostezo de sol
<ThatsSoKirby> me pediste que te diera un beso
<ThatsSoKirby> con lo baratos que salen mi amor
<ThatsSoKirby> que te cuesta callarme con uno de esos
<victrola> ENGRISH HERE MOTHERFUCKER
<Seraphex> yes gtfo

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g-WHAT

[17:15] <chiyochan> g-unot
[17:16] <hobot> g-mail
[17:18] <jski> Who can it b now
[17:20] <monktallica> g-unit uses g-mail exclusively
[17:26] <victrola> g-mail uses g-nu
[17:35] <bifteksupernova> g-mail uses g-nu
[17:37] <monktallica> g-mail uses g-nu
[17:40] <Dark_Llama> i use g-mail
[17:41] <victrola> you broke the chain motherfucker

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OJ

[20:03] <Arsenic> no but my friend once stayed in a hotel room right next to OJ simpsons
[20:03] <capnjiffy> lol murder
[20:04] <victrola> did your friend speak to the real killer
[20:04] <Arsenic> i even photoshopped the family picture of them with OJ
[20:04] <Anony> Did he drop gloves everywhere as a lol?
[20:04] <Arsenic> he was holding a knife
[20:04] <Arsenic> victrola he talked to the man
[20:05] <Arsenic> there mexican so OJ had no reason to kill them
[20:05] <hobot> oj aint scary
[20:05] <Arsenic> maybe his dad cause hes white

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that fucking hurt

[07:20] <MooCow> dicks
[07:20] <MooCow> dicks
[07:20] <MooCow> dicks
[07:20] <MooCow> FUCK IN THE ASS NIGGER
[07:20] <victrola> kill him
[07:20] <MooCow> NIGFGER
[07:20] <MooCow> NIGGER
[07:20] <victrola> KILL HIM
[07:20] <MooCow> FUCKING NIGGER
[07:20] <MooCow> LYNCH THE MOTEHRFUCKING NIGGER
[07:20] <victrola> DIE IN A BLENDER
[07:20] <MooCow> 1850 ON YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
[07:20] <MooCow> GAHHHHHHHHH
[07:20] <MooCow> KILL IT WITH FIRE
[07:20] <MooCow> FJDKARDJKL
[07:20] * MooCow straightens tie
[07:21] * Squee shuffles
[07:21] * Squee coughs
[07:21] <Squee> Its like the awkward silence when daddy hits mommy at the dinner table
[07:21] <Squee> and your told just to keep eating
[07:21] <Squee> KEEP EATING SWEETY
[07:22] * victrola slaps Squee over the head with a rolled-up newspaper
[07:22] <victrola> EAT YOUR TEA DAMMIT
[07:22] <Squee> GAWROOON
[07:22] <MooCow> when daddy is drunk mommy falls down the stairs a lot
[07:23] <victrola> when mommy is drunk daddy falls up and down on her alot
[07:23] <MooCow> lol

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beer and wtf is ths going to be

[23:49:51] <~hobo> back
[23:49:54] <~hobo> oh man
[23:49:58] <~hobo> I wish I knew of a good beer
[23:50:10] <~hobo> that they sold in america
[23:50:24] hobo np: The Aphex Twin – Digeridoo [07:10m/228kbps/44kHz]
[23:50:36] <%Seraphex> heineken l0l
[23:50:45] <~hobo> heine is so skunky
[23:50:48] <~hobo> and delicious yes
[23:50:56] <~hobo> I do like beers that taste like assholes
[23:52:18] <victrola> nice update regret
[23:52:27] <%Seraphex> i am content
[23:52:28] <~hobo> is regret talking
[23:52:34] <~hobo> do I have him ignored lol
[23:52:49] <%Seraphex> he didnt talk after you came in
[23:52:52] <~hobo> k
[23:53:05] hobo np: Brian and Michael – Matchstick Men and Matchstick Cats and Dogs (I’m Alan Partridge Series 2) [04:31m/128kbps/44kHz]
[23:54:04] <~hobo> this is gay
[23:54:09] hobo np: Jedi Mind Tricks – Intro [01:27m/186kbps/44kHz]
[23:54:09] <@Nermy> hobs try to find molson export
[23:54:19] <~hobo> molson export
[23:54:22] <~hobo> is that a band
[23:54:25] <~hobo> or like a virus
[23:54:25] <@Nermy> beer
[23:54:26] <~hobo> oh
[23:54:45] <@Nermy> also boners
[23:55:36] hobo np: Jedi Mind Tricks – The Age of Sacred Terror [04:28m/193kbps/44kHz]
[23:55:57] <@Nermy> american beer though I think the best is Miller Genuine Draft
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[23:56:58] <victrola> you talking mass manufactured beer of course
[23:57:18] <~hobo> I got a mgd right here
[23:57:21] <~hobo> it is a pretty good
[23:57:21] <~hobo> but
[23:57:26] <~hobo> I like amstel better
[23:57:37] <~hobo> wait box what is your previous name
[23:57:42] <Box|Box|Box> None
[23:57:45] <Box|Box|Box> Not a gimmick.
[23:57:49] <victrola> amstel? oh god help me
[23:57:57] <%Seraphex> dutch beers :]
[23:58:03] <victrola> the bottled stuff i had wasn’t fit for dogs
[23:58:10] <@Nermy> oh hobs u like european beers
[23:58:19] <@Nermy> what a predicament
[23:58:29] <~hobo> what
[23:58:38] <victrola> that would be the only european beer i dislike with a passion, besides 1664 white
[23:58:38] <@Nermy> oh I am no expert on euro beers
[23:58:40] <~hobo> is there something gay besides the part about the europeans
[23:58:47] <@Nermy> they all taste like sour boners to me
[23:58:47] <%Seraphex> 
[23:59:13] <~hobo> well
[23:59:18] <~hobo> dont you liek that sort of thing
[23:59:43] <@Nermy> i like my boners to taste like carbohydrates
[23:59:48] <@Nermy> no atkins for me
[00:00:00] <~hobo> oh
[00:00:04] hobo np: Jedi Mind Tricks – Scars of the Cricifix [04:00m/193kbps/44kHz]
[00:00:09] <Regret> gh
[00:00:10] <Regret> dhkd
 [00:00:16] <~hobo> so if I put my dick in a pickle jar you wont suck it
[00:00:52] <@Nermy> well I will but I won’t like it
[00:01:43] <!mutton> i have access to a huge amount of pickle jus
[00:02:08] <@Nermy> mutton get me summa dem all beef patties
[00:02:14] <~hobo> lol
[00:02:24] <~hobo> mutton
[00:02:26] <~hobo> do yo uever like
[00:02:34] <~hobo> cover yourself in frenchfries and jerk off
[00:03:21] <%Seraphex> i once threw pickles at this guy in the mcdonalds
[00:03:25] <%Seraphex> the manager was not pleased
[00:03:31] <victrola> and then use that jerk as dressing for salad
[00:03:49] <%Seraphex> noone will notice
[00:03:53] <~hobo> well mutton is asian victrola
[00:03:59] <~hobo> he only squirts on sperm at a time
[00:04:02] <~hobo> one*
[00:04:03] hobo np: Jedi Mind Tricks – Death Falls Silent (Interlude) [00:23m/214kbps/44kHz]
[00:04:15] <@Nermy> mutton tell them to only half jizz on the jr mcchickens
[00:04:16] <victrola> this be begging for chatdong
[00:04:27] hobo np: Jedi Mind Tricks – Saviorself (feat. Killah Priest) [04:28m/190kbps/44kHz]
[00:04:29] <~hobo> nermy dont lie
[00:04:34] <~hobo> you love the whole jizz experience
[00:04:36] <~hobo> no skin jizz for you
[00:04:39] <~hobo> skim*
[00:04:51] <@Nermy> well I would like half the jizz on the side
[00:05:38] <victrola> and the other half on your faesce
[00:05:54] <@Nermy> and the last half all over mutton’s azn features
[00:06:16] <victrola> k
[00:07:21] <~hobo> WOULD YOU LIKE EXTRA JIZZ WITH THAT?
[00:07:40] <@Nermy> three squirts plz
[00:07:48] <@Nermy> hold the dicks
[00:07:51] <@Nermy> wit both hands
[00:07:56] <~hobo> and da mouf

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ripoff of The House Of The Rising Sun

[09:36] * stimulus : (Peachcake-Hundreds and hundreds of thousands)
[09:37] stimulus: peachcake for win
[09:37] capnjiffy: lol wut
[09:38] victrola_: peachs for win
[09:38] victrola_: peaches that is
[09:38] victrola_: fatherfucker
[09:38] stimulus: jiffo let’s go sit outside Hot Topic and smoke clove
cigarettes while we pretend people are looking down on us, ok
[09:38] stimulus: more than they really are I mean
[09:38] stimulus: wear black
[09:38] stimulus: MILLIONS OF PEACHES
[09:38] stimulus: PEACHES FOR FREE
[09:39] stimulus: MILLIONS OF PEACHES
[09:39] stimulus: PEACHE FOR ME
[09:39] capnjiffy: presidents of the unt
[09:39] capnjiffy: um
[09:39] capnjiffy: presidents of the united states of america
[09:39] stimulus: POTUS motherfucker do you smell it
[09:39] * stimulus : (loser – monkeylice, my little faggot)
[09:40] capnjiffy: what
[09:40] stimulus: http://beater.org/monkeylice.mp3
[09:40] capnjiffy: someone made a songa bout you?
[09:40] stimulus: sort of
[09:40] stimulus: it’s highly fictionalized
[09:41] stimulus: and grunge sucks ok
[09:41] * stimulus : (Van Morrison – Moondance)
[09:41] capnjiffy: lol
[09:41] capnjiffy: this is pretty bad
[09:42] capnjiffy: monkeylice i wanna fuck you in your asshole
[09:42] victrola_: awful ‘house of the rising sun’ ripoff
[09:43] capnjiffy: house of the rising cunt
[09:43] stimulus: oh man this is a night of great music

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lazytown is analysed

* capnjiffy lol: Lazytown – You’re A Pirate
<grr1d> DO NOT WANT
<capnjiffy> BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO ME
<capnjiffy> WE GOT US A MAP
<capnjiffy> TO LEAD US TO A HIDDEN BOX
<capnjiffy> THAT’S FULL OF LOCKS
<victrola> map shows location of faggots?
<capnjiffy> lmao
<capnjiffy> WE KNOW IT’S FULL OF PRECIOUS BOOTY
<capnjiffy> FIRST OPEN THE LOCKS
<capnjiffy> AND THEN WE’LL SAY HOORAY
<capnjiffy> oh god what a great song
<monkeylice> I’ts a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake if the way is hazy
<monkeylice> you gotta do the cooking by the book you know you can’t be lazy
<monkeylice> never use a messy recipe the cake would end up crazy
<monkeylice> if you do the cooking by the book then you’ll have a cake
<monkeylice> we gotta have it made you know that I love cake
<monkeylice> finally it’s time to make a cake
<victrola> green leaf special ingredients
<capnjiffy> yar tar tu budda bee being a pirate is all right to me
<capnjiffy> do what you want cause a pirate is free
<capnjiffy> you are a pirate
<grr1d> music: The Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band – Sisters! Brothers! Small Boats of Fire Are Falling From the Sky! [09:07m]
<victrola> TITS OR GTFO
* victrola excuse me wtf r u playin: Jay-Z + DJ Danger Mouse – Encore
<victrola> flesh-coloured profile
<capnjiffy> if you like to sail the sea, you are a pirate
<monkeylice> oh shit I forgot my Robbie’s Greatest Misses movie finished… time to ditch work
<capnjiffy> man this is the best song ever
<capnjiffy> lmao
<monkeylice> welcome to lazytown
<capnjiffy> it sounds like he says “taken a big dick deep in the ass” at one point
<capnjiffy> i have no idea what he’s really saying
<monkeylice> a place where you’ll want to stay
<victrola> play it backwards, what does it say
<capnjiffy> no idea
* monkeylice : (You’re A Pirate)
* victrola excuse me wtf r u playin: Jay-Z + DJ Danger Mouse – December 4th
<capnjiffy> probably RAPE STEPHANIE FOR GREAT JUSTICE
<capnjiffy> YES!
<victrola> lol
<capnjiffy> lice is this not the best song ever
<monkeylice> well I don’t know about that
<Seraphex> im hungry
<monkeylice> I got up half an hour early and now I’m running 15 minutes late
<monkeylice> I rule
<capnjiffy> oh he says HANG A BLACK FLAG AT THE END OF THE MAST
<capnjiffy> more like TAKE A BIG DICK RIGHT UP YOUR ASS
<Seraphex> that doesnt make any sense
<capnjiffy> lol nice job.
<capnjiffy> you dont’ make any sense
<victrola> 13 yr old subversion
<Seraphex> i can afford not too
<victrola> preparation for later life

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cryoshin has steel-capped boots on

<cryoshon> i am never coming back
<cryoshon> fuck you rick
<cryoshon> fuck you and your little forum
<RickScarf> :*(
<RickScarf> ^^^ thats real tears irl fyi
<hobo> yeah I know
<cryoshon> go suck a cock with the rest of the zoints team
<RickScarf> i hope my keyboard doesnt short out from all these salty tears
<RickScarf> im not on the zoints team
<RickScarf> good one tho
<cryoshon> do you think i give a piece of a rat’s shit
<cryoshon> do you mother fucker
<cryoshon> no
<RickScarf> bugs meany
<cryoshon> if you all died in a fire the only thing i would think about is your image in the toilet as a shit
<cryoshon> i would piss on the shit
<cryoshon> then flush you
<RickScarf> you’re sure typing a lot for someone who doesnt care
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<bifteksupernova> heihachi mishima will not hide!
<cryoshon> hobo
<cryoshon> i will fuck you
<RickScarf> and where is guilt these days
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<RickScarf> i want my holly back
<hobo> look again
<hobo> SHE IS DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
<Seraphex> lmao
<cryoshon> oh thanks
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<Seraphex> hey hobo can i have ops
<Seraphex> D:
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<RickScarf> that wasnt necessary
<bifteksupernova> i tried talking to guilt once
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<RickScarf> you cunt
<RickScarf> i am trying to get input on things here ok
<cryoshon> its your fault for being stupid
<RickScarf> probably but thats no need to be an e-jerk
<cryoshon> this is the wrong fuckin place for input
<cryoshon> this is like the ghetto
<cryoshon> you are honkey and i am nigger
<RickScarf> <cryoshon> this is the wrong fuckin place for input <— that’s not what your mom said last night
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<Seraphex> lmao
<RickScarf> your mom is dead lmao
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<RickScarf> dead dead dead
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<RickScarf> dead
<RickScarf> forever gone
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<cryoshon> i really dont care
<cryoshon> its funny
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<RickScarf> hahahaha
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<cryoshon> to kick him
<cryoshon> lol
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<RickScarf> i hope you’re stealing her welfare checks
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<Seraphex> |21:03:11| <cryoshon> nobody won because it was over the internet
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<RickScarf> and turnign her old tricks
<Seraphex> come on
<RickScarf> chillax brother
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<RickScarf> cant get all just get along
<hobo> seraphex you cannot gain ops and such without a registered nickname
<RickScarf> we
<Seraphex> fucking turkish network
<cryoshon> hobot you should kick him for being a turk and killing greeks
<bifteksupernova> maybe it’s too late for intellectual debate
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<Seraphex> uhh
<cryoshon> you didnt see anything
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<RickScarf> stop it jerk
<cryoshon> y
<bifteksupernova> cmdo, jerk
<cryoshon> its fun
<RickScarf> cause i am like herps i keep coming back
<hobo> rick scarf
<hobo> pot
<cryoshon> once i have the tiniest bit of power i abuse it to the max
<hobo> kettle
<hobo> black
<RickScarf> ya i know hobo
<cryoshon> o hay hobot
<cryoshon> what is the pass to vent? faggot jordan etc
<hobo> no idea
<cryoshon> fuk, did he disown us
<hobo> well I got da admin password
<cryoshon> you give soj
<cryoshon> we keep it quiet
<cryoshon> it’s cryosin isnt it
<hobo> probably
<cryoshon> god damnit.
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<RickScarf> let a nigger idle sheesh
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<cryoshon> god damn tir and his fuckin clown moon language irc script hackerings
<cryoshon> and rick
<cryoshon> i think you know as well as i do
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<RickScarf> im just half black
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<victrola> lol

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