new fragrance
[21:17] <WarHawk> victrola i think you should make the scent of your ball sweat into a cologne
[21:18] <Arsenic`> that is the most classy idea ive heard today
[21:20] <WarHawk> indeed
[21:20] <WarHawk> it would make him millions
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[21:25] <WarHawk> monkeylice!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:25] <Anony> You could call it ‘swank’
[21:26] <Anony> Or for post-modernism “sWank”
[21:26] <Anony> And on the label put some odd greek symbol instead of the a
[21:26] <Anony> “sWþnk”
[21:27] <Anony> :þ
[21:28] <WarHawk> well seeing as how hillary swank is the ugliest celebrity alive, you should die
[21:33] <Arsenic`> yes then you could have a big shirtless black man holding the cologne with a twinkle in his eye
[21:34] <Arsenic`> the writing would be in a cursive so sqiggly that no one could read it
[21:35] <Arsenic`> and then maybe next to that an insignia
[21:35] <Arsenic`> like a wine glass with two olives in it