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[20:00] <hobot> my favorite gas station is that green colored one
[20:00] <capnjiffy> what the hell are these places
[20:00] <capnjiffy> BP?
[20:00] <hobot> yea
[20:00] <Anony> Yeah
[20:00] <Arsenic> bp is fucking green peace
[20:00] <capnjiffy> i work at a bp it is the worst gas station ever
[20:00] <capnjiffy> but most BPs are pretty good
[20:00] <Arsenic> wasn’t bp conoco or something?
[20:00] <hobot> mainly because I met a girl who sucked my dick there
[20:00] <hobot> 8)
[20:00] <victrola> moar
[20:00] <Arsenic> I’ve actually never been in a bp
[20:00] <capnjiffy> people come in and are like you don’t have anything here and i’m like yeah go somewhere else srsly
[20:01] <hobot> she was like this is the worst gas station
[20:01] <capnjiffy> hobs, right in the gas station?
[20:01] <hobot> my brother owns it and I am in terrible
[20:01] <hobot> A MAN DOES NOT HAVE ORAL SEX IN THE GAS STATION AND TELL
[20:01] <capnjiffy> yes he does
[20:01] <hobot> 8]
[20:01] <capnjiffy> right by the ICEE machine
[20:01] <hobot> no in the bathroom man
[20:01] <Anony> Slurping down an icee?
[20:01] <victrola> with a cornetto
[20:01] <Arsenic> this reminds me of that one time I went into a public bathroom and someone crapped right in the middle of the floor
[20:02] <hobot> haha
[20:02] <hobot> yeah
[20:02] <Arsenic> awful
[20:02] <victrola> triple choc with nuts
[20:02] <Arsenic> so I pissed on it
[20:02] <Arsenic> then left like nothing happened
[20:02] <Anony> Great, I am going to go get morning done
[20:03] <capnjiffy> morning wood
[20:03] <victrola> i bet george michael used that stall before you
[20:03] <capnjiffy> man hobs i have never gotten head in a gas station
[20:03] <capnjiffy> i got a hand job in study hall though
[20:03] <capnjiffy> that was pretty lol