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[15:17] <cryosin> i think i want a guard llama
[15:19] <cryosin> i want a llama that will be a good companion to me and my dog and i also want to be able to ride it
[15:20] <victrola> and can bring you beer while watching your favourite show on tv
[15:20] <cryosin> no that is a wife i would not marry a llama
[15:21] <victrola> why not
[15:21] <victrola> free fibre to make jumpers
[15:21] <victrola> undying obedience
[15:21] <victrola> and they eat grass
[15:21] <victrola> better than having a whore who spends your money, expects you to wait hand on foot for her, and then fucks your best friend
[15:21] <hobo> well
[15:21] <hobo> I mean you make a good argument
[15:22] <hobo> the problem is if you stick your dick in the llamas mouth, how is it supposed to know not to bite it
[15:22] <victrola> how many married couples have sex that often that the man hasn’t resorted to other means to get his rocks off
[15:23] <victrola> besides that’s just sick
[15:23] <victrola> you don’t stick your dick in the toaster do you
[15:24] <MPR> i could be terribly wrong, but i don’t think a llama wife would get jealous if you banged other women or llamas or women dressed up as llamas
[15:25] <cryosin> sounds about right
[15:25] <victrola> llama’s don’t do jealousy
[15:27] <MPR> well a llama smells really horrible and spits everywhere so its just as if your marrying a woman from texas or kentucky.
[15:27] <MPR> except really hairy
[15:27] <MPR> well thats redundancy
[15:27] <MPR> why am i talking about llamas