condoms
[10:03] <monkeylice> I have a bunch of free condoms
[10:03] <hobo> I exist to serve
[10:04] <monkeylice> let us speculate the chances of them being used before their expiration dates:
[10:04] <monkeylice> 0
[10:04] <hobo> 
[10:04] <hobo> hey
[10:04] <hobo> you could jerk off in one
[10:04] <monkeylice> oh wait nov 2010
[10:04] <monkeylice> buddy I am gonna
[10:04] <victrola> still 0?
[10:04] <monkeylice> 100%
[10:05] <monkeylice> I hope my dog isn’t allergic to latex