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the nature of gigs

April 5, 2007

[01:00] <%victrola> if someone kicks gigs does that mean that they are infinite kicked
[01:00] <%victrola> important questions itc
[01:00] <&jiffy> what do you mean
[01:01] <@Nermy> gigs is an abstract concept
[01:01] <%victrola> can you kick an abstract object
[01:01] <%victrola> it’s not like kicking a baby
[01:02] <%victrola> a baby is a whole screaming object
[01:02] <&jiffy> oh
[01:02] <&jiffy> well you can but gigs will still be here if he is kicked
[01:03] <%victrola> not kicked chan, but kicked 100 feet into the air and explode in fireworks display
[01:05] <&jiffy> ye
[01:05] <@Nermy> i am pretty sure gigs cannot be converted to energy
[01:07] <%victrola> bollocks
[01:07] <%victrola> gigs can be converted to battery power, but it would take batteries the size of England to store that immense energy
[01:08] <@mp> gigs is energy
[01:08] <%victrola> and even then there would be energy that would not be captured, wandering the desert, killing camels at first contact
[01:08] <@Nermy> it’s more complex than that
[01:08] <@Nermy> but yes mp is almost right
[01:09] <@mp> gigs is a vibranium elemental
[01:09] title Unknown command
[01:09] *** victrola changed topic to i am magento, master of magnet | gigs is a vibranium elemental
[01:10] <%victrola> every guitar vibrates with gigs energy particles
[01:10] <@mp> you can smell gigs in the crotch vapors of very expensive metalwomen
[01:11] <@mp> hobs are you here
[01:11] <@Nermy> when you look at a light and close your eyes the spot you see is a part of gigs
[01:12] <%victrola> it’s the remnant of the normal light particles
[01:12] <%victrola> gigs is the energy you can’t keep
[01:12] <@mp> if you have a cell phone with a metal casing and you are feeling weary and you lay down and you take the cell phone and put it on your forehead the coolness you feel emanating from the cell phone is an artists interpretation of gigs
[01:13] <%victrola> even that artist cannot interpret gigs in any way to make it NORMAL
[01:13] <&jiffy> if you go to the place where fashion sits you are puttin on the gigs
[01:14] <@mp> gigs is the proper unit of time/temporality
[01:14] <@mp> gigs is the proper g unit
[01:14] <@Nermy> gigs is measured in imaginary numbers
[01:14] <@mp> gigs is imagined in imaginary memebers ie diques
[01:14] <@mp> members
[01:14] <%victrola> if I had to borrow a cup of sugar from a neighbour i would say that i would repay them in gigs, but they would never be repaid, because how can you capture gigs in such quantities to replace a common substance?
[01:15] <&jiffy> one gigs particle trades for 100 kilos of sugar
[01:16] <@mp> gigs will always be born 23 years after you die
[01:16] <@Nermy> gigs is the secret of zoints
[01:16] *** gigs quit (Ping timeout)
[01:16] *** gigs (djjazzyjef@ZiRC-63E19FE.ph.ph.cox.net) joined
[01:16] <@mp> when you split the quark you get a note from gigs that says “gigs”
[01:16] <&jiffy> nermy you discovered his true nature
[01:16] <%victrola> gigs is the killer application of the internet
[01:16] <&jiffy> it forced him to reintegrate himself
[01:17] <@Nermy> now everything we said about gigs is a lie
[01:17] <&jiffy> all things about gigs are true
[01:17] <%victrola> that in itself is a lie
[01:17] <&jiffy> every time you enter the konami code gigs gets 30 years added to his life

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perhaps one of the best chatlogs ever

March 25, 2007

[06:10] <mutton> if it’s .jpeg you know where it’s from
[06:11] <%villefort> if its a .jpeg you know what took it
[06:13] <mutton> if it’s a .) you know i scourged out the other eye
[06:14] <%villefort> if it’s a ) you can’t read it because you have no eyes
[06:16] <mutton> if it’s a you it’s loli
[06:17] <%villefort> if it’s a loli igjbs is probably around
[06:18] <mutton> if it’s a jelly doughnut
[06:18] <%villefort> if its anna
[06:18] <mutton> if it’s a broken-herated internette
[06:18] <%villefort> then it was probably tirs fault
[06:18] <mutton> if it’s an idle car owned by tir
[06:19] <%villefort> if its a plane ticket
[06:19] <mutton> if it’s 3 states away and full of sores
[06:19] <%villefort> if its a vagina
[06:19] <mutton> if it’s an ihop with rick scarf
[06:19] <%villefort> if it is a fatass
[06:19] <mutton> if it is a wish cum tru
[06:20] <%villefort> if i was invisible
[06:21] <mutton> you still wouldn’t be able to see your dick
[06:22] <%villefort> if i was invincible
[06:25] <mutton> you would try to invent an all-powerful weapon
[06:25] <%villefort> like a nuclear missle
[06:25] <%villefort> made out of poop
[06:28] <mutton> and try to kill yourself with it to witness a paradox
[06:29] <%villefort> then devide by zero

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firestorm

January 26, 2007

[21:52] <%victrola> sera did you profess your love yet
[21:52] <%Seraphex> i did and told her i dont want to date her anyway
[21:52] <%Seraphex> and she was like
[21:53] <%Seraphex> yeah i feel pretty much the same
[21:53] <&jiffy> faggot
[21:53] <%Seraphex> hello it was not a guy
[21:53] <&jiffy> i know
[21:53] <~hobo> um
[21:53] <~hobo> um seraphex
[21:53] <%Seraphex> um
[21:53] <~hobo> are you dumb
[21:53] <~hobo> HEY LOVE YOU BABY BUT TURNS OUT I DONT LIKE YOU AT ALL
[21:53] <~hobo> SORRY HAHA
[21:54] <~hobo> god you fucking failed
[21:54] <~hobo> gtfo for life
[21:54] <%Seraphex> no
[21:54] <%Seraphex> you see
[21:54] <~hobo> HAHA OUR LOVE WAS INCONVIENENT
[21:54] <%Seraphex> i really am too lazy and too self centered to care about anybody else
[21:54] <~hobo> IT DID NOT FIT OUR BUSY SCHEDULES WITH MOCHAS AND ENEMAS AND ENTWORK TELEVISION
[21:54] <~hobo> THEN YOU DIDNT LOVE HER FAGGOT
[21:54] <%Seraphex> and im leaving my work in a week anyway
[21:54] <~hobo> FAGGOT GET OUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT LOVE IT
[21:54] <~hobo> IS
[21:54] <%Seraphex> and then never see her again
[21:54] <%Seraphex> so i thought what the hell
[21:55] <%Seraphex> shut up nigger
[21:55] <~hobo> you have no idea what love is faggot you have no idea at all
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <%Seraphex> OH ITS THE EXPERT SPEAKING
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <&jiffy> lmao
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <&jiffy> lmao
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <&jiffy> love dr kokkinos
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <%Seraphex> AWESOME ARGUMENTS
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> i scorn you
[21:55] <~hobo> yeah my argument is you discarded love because you were too tired to do it
[21:56] <~hobo> man excuse me I am way out of line right
[21:56] * ~hobo np: Jedi Mind Tricks – Grand Groove 2 [03:32m/151kbps/44kHz]
[21:56] <%Seraphex> no i dont give a shit what you say its just annoying that you spam
[21:56] <%Seraphex> shit that i dont even know what it means
[21:56] *** Kaitlyn (~alchemiot@ZiRC-9B625F15.dyn.centurytel.net) left ()
[21:56] <~hobo> Contempt or disdain felt toward a person or object considered despicable or unworthy.
[21:56] <~hobo> One spoken of or treated with contempt.
[21:57] <%Seraphex> what
[21:57] <~hobo> you are worse then the shit on my shoes
[21:57] <~hobo> because at least it is completely shit
[21:57] <%Seraphex> what do you care anyway
[21:57] <sponge> Seraphex heb je met Sanne gepraten
[21:57] <sponge> gesproken
[21:57] <%Seraphex> youd know if you watched the fucking conversation
[21:58] <sponge> lol
[21:58] <sponge> I just got back o
[21:58] <sponge> k
[21:58] <igivejellybeans> hello seraphex
[21:58] <igivejellybeans> how is the internet today
[21:58] <~hobo> does that mean what has been spoken
[21:58] <%Seraphex> tell me hobo what the hell do you care
[21:58] <%Seraphex> about me
[21:58] <%victrola> firestorm
[21:59] <~hobo> man seraphex I dont care about you man but man I get to yell at you for giving up love because you were too budy
[21:59] <~hobo> ok
[21:59] <~hobo> that is my right as a human being

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chop chop

January 13, 2007

[08:00] <%victrola> halo internet
[08:00] <%villefort> I troll gamers haven and GD also
[08:00] <%villefort> sup victrola
[08:00] <~hobo> sup victrola
[08:01] <%victrola> alive and kicking when i should be bed and snoring
[08:01] <%victrola> what’s this about troll factor
[08:01] <%villefort> victrola, same here
[08:01] <%villefort> except its only 12AM
[08:01] <%victrola> 8am here, too damn early for a saturday morning
[08:01] <~hobo> http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/sulfur-hexafluoride-experiment-floating-ship
[08:02] <~hobo> victrola you think that is bad
[08:02] <~hobo> the last day I remember is wednesday
[08:02] <%villefort> WITCHCRAFT
[08:02] <%villefort> FUCKING WITCHCRAFT
[08:02] <%villefort> Hobo lmao
[08:03] <~hobo> im not kidding
[08:03] <%victrola> did you loose the last two days behind the fridge
[08:03] <%villefort> well if it makes you feel any better
[08:03] <%villefort> I just got told that is friday
[08:03] <%victrola> that’s where i loose important things
[08:03] <%villefort> Last day i left the house/talked to any of my friends was wensday night
[08:03] <%victrola> lose*
[08:03] <%villefort> victrola, we both know he can’t fit behind the fridge.
[08:03] <%villefort> it would take weeks to get out of there
[08:03] <%victrola> in it maybe, chopped up
[08:04] <%victrola> the logistics of that would make my head hurt even more
[08:04] <%villefort> lol
[08:04] <%victrola> plus you would need another freezer especially for the purpose
[08:04] <~hobo> the last day I talked to someone that doesnt live here
[08:04] <~hobo> is now one week
[08:04] <%villefort> hobo touche
[08:05] <%villefort> victrola, you would also have to take lal the food out, so he doesnt get any fatter while in there
[08:05] <%villefort> lmao
[08:05] <%villefort> the commercial on tv showed this hot chick get out of a car
[08:05] <%villefort> 4 dudes stared at her
[08:05] <%victrola> if he was chopped into bits then he would eat in the mouth and come out the neck

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guys i’m a healer 2: the cthulhu strikes back

[15:11] <Jane> victrola is the archivist
[15:11] <dickstivers5> um he was never in that chat
[15:11] <hobo> www.nvrfgt.com
[15:12] <dickstivers5> oh you made a thread?
[15:12] <hobo> no I am jus linking to it
[15:12] <dickstivers5> and why did you do that
[15:12] <hobo> im being sarcastic
[15:13] <gig> dumb women
[15:13] <hobo> im seriously waiting for mutton to embed music in nvrfgt
[15:13] <hobo> also I said to victrola
[15:14] <hobo> that you do get some credit because you offered to prove it
[15:14] <Jane> why do people still employ Will Smith
[15:14] <hobo> with science
[15:14] <Jane> ?
[15:14] <dickstivers5> no i thoght more on that
[15:14] <Nermy> like a dick
[15:14] <dickstivers5> why did you have to post the most retarded portion of the chat
[15:15] <hobo> that was like 90% of the chat
[15:15] <hobo> until we talked about proving it
[15:16] <hobo> and out of context chatlogs are a hallowed tradition in fcrunkia
[15:16] <gig> hobo
[15:16] <hobo> no gigs
[15:16] <gig> loop part of a mike jones song when mike jones sounds like a nigger
[15:16] <gig> then put it in fcrunk
[15:16] <hobo> lol
[15:17] <hobo> I can barely see fcrunk it runs so slow
[15:17] <igivejellybeans> a bear jumps seven feet
[15:17] <hobo> im boycotting it starting now

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cousin fucking

January 10, 2007

[00:31] <moocow> yes i know, an attractive female who likes racing
[00:31] <moocow> its amazing
[00:31] <&capnjiffy> yes lws’ problems do not stem from mr chase towery
[00:31] <&capnjiffy> that isn’t amazing
[00:31] <moocow> and she is an A/B student
[00:31] <moocow> holy shit a smart one
[00:31] <&capnjiffy> it means she is a hick
[00:31] <cryosin> ok.
[00:32] <toplesschase> man why dont you fuck her already moocow
[00:32] <toplesschase> sick fuck
[00:32] <moocow> well i mean
[00:32] <moocow> incest isnt all the rage yet
[00:32] <toplesschase> it is clear you want to
[00:32] <moocow> but when it is
[00:32] <toplesschase> why dont you reread that chatlog
[00:32] <toplesschase> it is obv
[00:32] <%gina> ye
[00:32] <%gina> bang that broad
[00:32] <moocow>
[00:32] <moocow> i have been looking for the past 2 years
[00:32] <&capnjiffy> to fuck her?
[00:32] <moocow> for an attractive female around my age who likes racing
[00:32] <toplesschase> lmao
[00:32] <&capnjiffy> dude moocow do it
[00:32] <moocow> and the only one i can find is related to me by blood
[00:32] <toplesschase> man good luck finding anyone that likes racing
[00:32] <&capnjiffy> i have no problem morally with cousin fucking
[00:32] <moocow> I AM NOT FUCKING MY COUSIN
[00:33] <%gina> do i
[00:33] <%gina> do it
[00:33] <toplesschase> DO IT
[00:33] <%gina> it would be funny
[00:33] <toplesschase> moocow you would be a legend
[00:33] <%gina> UNF UNF
[00:33] <&capnjiffy> well do you guys have a moral issue
[00:33] <%gina> how many cousins bang
[00:33] <toplesschase> i dont
[00:33] <%gina> does that happen more than i think
[00:33] <toplesschase> i mean it is weird and i would never do it
[00:33] <&capnjiffy> i think it’s fairly common
[00:33] <toplesschase> but moral?
[00:33] <toplesschase> no
[00:33] <moocow> i am not fucking my cousin
[00:33] <&capnjiffy> yeah i don’t really want to do it at all
[00:33] <&capnjiffy> but i mean apart from genetic considerations i don’t see why it should be illegal
[00:33] <%gina> see i wouldn’t bang any of my cousins

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breast-crushing antics

January 6, 2007

[23:48] <%gina> i am hungry but if i eat i will throw it up
[23:48] <%gina> is it worth it
[23:48] <@Nermy> yes
[23:48] <Jane> no
[23:48] <Jane> its a waste
[23:48] <@Nermy> do not risk your breats shrinking
[23:49] <Jane> oh I hadnt thought of that
[23:49] <Jane> I want a girl who’d let me sleep between her breasts
[23:50] <%gina> i crushed a sprite can between them once
[23:50] <Jane> do you have muscles there?
[23:50] <%victrola> no, it wsa momentum after running amirite
[23:50] <%victrola> was*
[23:51] <Jane> there should be generators there
[23:51] <Jane> solve the worlds energy problems
[23:51] <+villefort> lol
[23:51] <%gina> well
[23:51] <%gina> i stuck it in between
[23:51] <+villefort> Also i like how Jack’s been in prison for 2 years
[23:51] <%gina> and with the help of arms
[23:51] <+villefort> yet he has like a one inch beard
[23:51] <%gina> smashy smashy
[23:52] <+villefort> If he wasn’t a godly creature i would call him a pussy
[23:52] <+villefort> oh shit he’s been whipped (litteraly)
[23:52] <Jane> you are an inspiration to all girls
[23:52] <%gina> well not really
[23:52] <%gina> most girls hate me
[23:52] <+villefort> Jack Bauer is an inspiration for all men
[23:53] <%gina> and i’m like lol rly
[23:53] <+villefort> well gina
[23:53] <Jane> in the field of breast antics you are ahead
[23:53] <+villefort> they’re obviously threatened that you’re going to steal their boyfriend with your boob can crushing skill
[23:54] <%gina> no i think it’s because they know i hate girl
[23:54] <%gina> s
[23:54] <%gina> so in turn
[23:54] <%gina> i hate them

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crying shame

(09:00) <benzs_s> why do niggers cry during sex
(09:01) <~hobo> reminds them of thier childhood

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guys i’m a healer

[01:06] hobote: mind readin
[01:06] hobote: healer maybe
[01:07] stivers4tw: guys i’m a healer
[01:07] stivers4tw: lol
[01:07] cryoshon: i’ll believe it when i see it
[01:07] cryoshon: as for me well
[01:07] stivers4tw: first degree reiki
[01:07] cryoshon: im a goblin
[01:07] hobote: bullshit new age bullshit
[01:08] stivers4tw: if i were second degree then i could send it to you
[01:08] stivers4tw: reiki isn’t new age
[01:08] hobote: send what
[01:08] cryoshon: so get to the second degree
[01:08] stivers4tw: i’m not into new age
[01:08] hobote: “magic”
[01:08] stivers4tw: some of the practitioners are new age and Haitians
[01:08] hobote: lol
[01:08] hobote: energy doctor
[01:08] stivers4tw: my dog is named after a goblin
[01:09] stivers4tw: second degree costs money and time
[01:09] hobote: im sorry but dickstivers my respect for you has gone down 40 points
[01:09] cryoshon: man that would be a great ability she is talking about
[01:09] stivers4tw: but cryosin i guarantee if you were here that you would feel it
[01:10] hobote: anyone who claims to channel energy is full of shit im sorry
[01:10] stivers4tw: what the fuck for hobo
[01:10] cryoshon: lol
[01:10] hobote: KI CHANNELER
[01:10] hobote: THROUGH THE PALMS
[01:10] hobote: IM SENDING MY ENERGY
[01:10] stivers4tw: well sorry i feel it and so do the people i perform it on
[01:10] cryoshon: imma sendin mah energy
[01:10] hobote: im CHARGIN MY KI BLOBS
[01:10] hobote: FOR HEALING PURPOSES
[01:10] hobote: lol
[01:10] hobote: lol
[01:10] hobote: lol
[01:10] hobote: lol
[01:10] stivers4tw: i can’t reasonably explain it but its obvious when you feel it
[01:11] cryoshon: shes naked
[01:11] hobote: obviously full of shit
[01:11] cryoshon: raep
[01:11] cryoshon: raep
[01:11] hobote: im sorry
[01:11] cryoshon: raep
[01:11] hobote: but women are so gullible lmao
[01:11] stivers4tw: hobo what do you know about it
[01:11] hobote: I know that I am not afflicted byt the evil eye like my grandmother warned me about
[01:12] hobote: or that there are no magic dragons
[01:12] hobote: or that I cant cast sympethic magik
[01:12] hobote: sympathetic*
[01:13] stivers4tw: no what does that have to do with reiki
[01:13] hobote: haha
[01:13] hobote: that is like me saying
[01:13] hobote: there is no zues
[01:13] hobote: there is no vishnu
[01:13] stivers4tw: i bet you 10k that if i did it on you that you would feel it
[01:13] hobote: and then a christian saying
[01:13] hobote: but what does that have to do with god?
[01:13] cryoshon: man i would tell you guys to stop arguing but it is entertaining and i am no peacemaker
[01:13] stivers4tw: i don’t believe in god
[01:13] stivers4tw: i believe in energy
[01:13] hobote: YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE POINT
[01:14] stivers4tw: because everything in the universe ahs it
[01:14] stivers4tw: even in a vaccum there is energy
[01:14] cryoshon: o fuk
[01:14] hobote: no it has energy in ATP transfers across cells
[01:14] hobote: there is electrical energy
[01:14] hobote: GUESS WHAT
[01:14] hobote: YOU CAN DIRECT KI BLASTS
[01:14] cryoshon: that guys dog just fucked him up
[01:14] hobote: no SIREE
[01:14] hobote: STEP RIGHT UP
[01:14] hobote: MUADADADADADUAUDUA
[01:15] stivers4tw: sigh
[01:15] stivers4tw: well i guess i’ll take my 40 point doc
[01:15] hobote: take your 40 point doc
[01:15] hobote: ?
[01:15] cryoshon: za warudo
[01:16] stivers4tw: 40 point less respect
[01:16] hobote: oh
[01:16] hobote: dock\
[01:16] stivers4tw: bc i really don’t care enought to defend the shit
[01:16] stivers4tw: i know what i have experienced and it’s like a christian trying to argue there is a god
[01:16] stivers4tw: impossible to the non-believer
[01:16] hobote: here let me tell you why that is a dumb position to take
[01:17] hobote: because you dont have science backing you
[01:17] hobote: you have belief backing you
[01:17] hobote: laughable
[01:17] hobote: laughable at best
[01:17] stivers4tw: i don’t have belief backing me
[01:17] hobote: scornworthy at worst
[01:17] stivers4tw: i stick my hands on something and they get hot
[01:17] stivers4tw: wtf i can’t explain it
[01:17] hobote: with no scientific backing
[01:17] hobote: no double blind studies
[01:17] stivers4tw: but other people that i’ve done it to always have the same results
[01:18] hobote: so what you have is testimony right
[01:18] stivers4tw: which is like 50 people
[01:18] hobote: aka bullshit
[01:18] stivers4tw: i never tell them what they are to experience
[01:18] hobote: double blind study or gtfo
[01:18] stivers4tw: they always say they feel extreme heat and i am 1 inch above their skin
[01:19] stivers4tw: man fuck that i have results fly here and i’ll prove it
[01:19] hobote: im sorry you could be influencing me right now
[01:19] hobote: double blind study
[01:19] hobote: or gtfo
[01:19] stivers4tw: so i guess you don’t believe in tantric sex then either
[01:19] hobote: like I said
[01:19] hobote: do you mean tantric yoga
[01:19] hobote: well
[01:19] stivers4tw: hobo we are energetic beings
[01:20] hobote: we use energy to power muscles
[01:20] hobote: and sense things
[01:20] hobote: and
[01:20] stivers4tw: when you are with a woman you’re highly attracted to, don’t you feel that static energy
[01:20] hobote: those are minute amounts of energy
[01:20] hobote: no
[01:20] hobote: I feel a rock in my stomach
[01:20] hobote: deep down
[01:20] cryoshon: dickstivers you have to realize you are trying to move an immovable object here
[01:21] stivers4tw: hobo if mainstream medicine hasn’t invested millions of dollars in this concept to prove it to you on paper, it’s not my fault
[01:21] stivers4tw: there is still science out there that hasn’t been tested
[01:21] hobote: and that is why I dont believe it until it is
[01:21] hobote: amazing how that works isnt it
[01:21] stivers4tw: yeah ignorant
[01:21] hobote: it is a hypothesis until it is tested
[01:21] hobote: IGNORANT OF NOT BELIEVEING IN NOT SCIENCE
[01:22] hobote: HAHAHA
[01:22] hobote: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:22] hobote: DEAR SIR, DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE IGNORANT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN SCIENTOLOGY, IT HAS NOT BEEN TESTED BY SCIENCE EITHER
[01:22] hobote: lmao
[01:22] hobote: god you have the worst fucking arguments
[01:23] hobote: doont worry dickstivers I dont blame you
[01:23] hobote: dont*
[01:24] cryoshon: which raises the question what do you blame
[01:24] hobote: her womans heart
[01:24] cryoshon: sigh
[01:25] hobote: you feel me dont you cryosin\
[01:25] hobote: hahah I fired the maid last week
[01:25] hobote: she was always cleaning
[01:25] hobote: lmao
[01:27] hobote: man black telekinetic is angry
[01:28] stivers4tw: well you could always educate yourself more on metaphysics hobo
[01:28] stivers4tw: i don’t know where i got cut off before i lost aim
[01:28] hobote: lol
[01:28] stivers4tw: i was rambling on wilhelm reich and orgone energy
[01:29] hobote: lol
[01:29] stivers4tw: the secret science behind mirab\cles and the sense of being stared at are some good books
[01:29] stivers4tw: miracles
[01:29] hobote: orgone energy which almost all scientists called psuedo science
[01:30] stivers4tw: i didn’t watch any of thsi show
[01:30] hobote: right
[01:30] hobote: lol
[01:30] stivers4tw: well most of his work got destroyed by the govt
[01:31] hobote: heheh
[01:31] hobote: i am reading this article and loling
[01:31] hobote: n addition to therapeutic equipment, Reich also designed a device called a “cloudbuster”, which he claimed could disperse clouds and produce rain.
[01:32] hobote: he also made a rain machine
[01:32] hobote: 🙂
[01:32] stivers4tw: but maybe something ahs been done. i’ve never looked
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[01:32] stivers4tw: man fucj
[01:32] hobote: Some current researchers believe in the existence of orgone energy, and have published results of their research.[4] However, nearly all such articles have been published in orgone special-interest media;
[01:32] stivers4tw: message too long or complex ugh
[01:32] hobote: to date there have been no properly mediated and peer-reviewed articles published in established scientific journals.
[01:32] hobote: see: has no scientific backing yet
[01:32] stivers4tw: i was trying to say that you are one of the most closed minded individuals i’ve ever spoken with
[01:33] hobote: I mean I wont call utter bullshit
[01:33] hobote: haha
[01:33] hobote: because I believe in science
[01:33] stivers4tw: science is important but quite a few stdies are flawed
[01:33] hobote: I am closed minded
[01:33] stivers4tw: or the results change
[01:33] hobote: retest!
[01:33] cryoshon: guys
[01:33] hobote: I am utterly open minded
[01:33] hobote: just do a double blind study
[01:33] cryoshon: reality check the majority of people are extremely closed minded
[01:33] hobote: show your reporducible results
[01:33] stivers4tw: maybe there have been some studies on reiki but i haven’t looked into it because i’ve never felt the need to prove it before
[01:33] hobote: im just saying if you want me to believe something
[01:34] hobote: pfft
[01:34] hobote: belief is weakness
[01:34] hobote: test your reality for as close to the truth as you can get
[01:34] hobote: evidence is key
[01:34] cryoshon: well
[01:34] cryoshon: ignorance is strength
[01:34] hobote: knowledge is power
[01:35] hobote: then pen is mightier
[01:35] cryoshon: nobody with a pen has ever stopped anyone with a sword
[01:35] cryoshon: once people have their ideas set in their mind they will seldom change
[01:35] hobote: I am just smiling that I am the close minded individual because I refuse to believe in magic energy powers
[01:35] hobote: haha
[01:35] hobote: where is da kamehameha

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the moon landings

December 19, 2006

(06:42) <leh> i have to write a three minute speech for class tommaro on how we never went to the moon
(06:42) <leh> and i have one minute so far
(06:42) <leh> someone write it for me plz thx
(06:42) <WarHawk> leh what is the assignment? try to plausibly present a retarded and shitty conspiracy theory
(06:43) <leh> well
(06:43) <leh> my teacher is an idiot to start with
(06:43) <leh> and the assignment is broad as fuck
(06:43) <leh> we have to make a 3 minute speech on a topic of government
(06:43) <%cryosin> oh
(06:43) <leh> or anything related to government at all
(06:43) <%cryosin> pick censorship
(06:43) <%victrola> we never went to the moon. the end. then bend over and moon everyone for 2 1/2 minutes
(06:43) <%victrola> I WIN
(06:43) <%cryosin> yep
(06:44) <leh> lol
(06:44) <leh> shit that would so in
(06:44) <leh> not to mention it’s going to be video taped
(06:44) * ~constantine np: deEjAyWaRnEr – bad trip [03:11m/143kbps/44kHz]
(06:44) <leh> win*
(06:44) <%victrola> make sure to write on each cheeck “no-one’s ever been HERE!”
(06:45) <%victrola> with arrows pointing to asshole
(06:45) <leh> yeah have you ever tried writing on your own ass?
(06:45) <WarHawk> yeah leh what faggot wouldn’t pick censorship
(06:45) <leh> it’s fucking hard
(06:45) <%victrola> have a trusted friend do it for you

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