the moon landings
(06:42) <leh> i have to write a three minute speech for class tommaro on how we never went to the moon
(06:42) <leh> and i have one minute so far
(06:42) <leh> someone write it for me plz thx
(06:42) <WarHawk> leh what is the assignment? try to plausibly present a retarded and shitty conspiracy theory
(06:43) <leh> well
(06:43) <leh> my teacher is an idiot to start with
(06:43) <leh> and the assignment is broad as fuck
(06:43) <leh> we have to make a 3 minute speech on a topic of government
(06:43) <%cryosin> oh
(06:43) <leh> or anything related to government at all
(06:43) <%cryosin> pick censorship
(06:43) <%victrola> we never went to the moon. the end. then bend over and moon everyone for 2 1/2 minutes
(06:43) <%victrola> I WIN
(06:43) <%cryosin> yep
(06:44) <leh> lol
(06:44) <leh> shit that would so in
(06:44) <leh> not to mention it’s going to be video taped
(06:44) * ~constantine np: deEjAyWaRnEr – bad trip [03:11m/143kbps/44kHz]
(06:44) <leh> win*
(06:44) <%victrola> make sure to write on each cheeck “no-one’s ever been HERE!”
(06:45) <%victrola> with arrows pointing to asshole
(06:45) <leh> yeah have you ever tried writing on your own ass?
(06:45) <WarHawk> yeah leh what faggot wouldn’t pick censorship
(06:45) <leh> it’s fucking hard
(06:45) <%victrola> have a trusted friend do it for you