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the nature of gigs

Published on April 5, 2007

[01:00] <%victrola> if someone kicks gigs does that mean that they are infinite kicked
[01:00] <%victrola> important questions itc
[01:00] <&jiffy> what do you mean
[01:01] <@Nermy> gigs is an abstract concept
[01:01] <%victrola> can you kick an abstract object
[01:01] <%victrola> it’s not like kicking a baby
[01:02] <%victrola> a baby is a whole screaming object
[01:02] <&jiffy> oh
[01:02] <&jiffy> well you can but gigs will still be here if he is kicked
[01:03] <%victrola> not kicked chan, but kicked 100 feet into the air and explode in fireworks display
[01:05] <&jiffy> ye
[01:05] <@Nermy> i am pretty sure gigs cannot be converted to energy
[01:07] <%victrola> bollocks
[01:07] <%victrola> gigs can be converted to battery power, but it would take batteries the size of England to store that immense energy
[01:08] <@mp> gigs is energy
[01:08] <%victrola> and even then there would be energy that would not be captured, wandering the desert, killing camels at first contact
[01:08] <@Nermy> it’s more complex than that
[01:08] <@Nermy> but yes mp is almost right
[01:09] <@mp> gigs is a vibranium elemental
[01:09] title Unknown command
[01:09] *** victrola changed topic to i am magento, master of magnet | gigs is a vibranium elemental
[01:10] <%victrola> every guitar vibrates with gigs energy particles
[01:10] <@mp> you can smell gigs in the crotch vapors of very expensive metalwomen
[01:11] <@mp> hobs are you here
[01:11] <@Nermy> when you look at a light and close your eyes the spot you see is a part of gigs
[01:12] <%victrola> it’s the remnant of the normal light particles
[01:12] <%victrola> gigs is the energy you can’t keep
[01:12] <@mp> if you have a cell phone with a metal casing and you are feeling weary and you lay down and you take the cell phone and put it on your forehead the coolness you feel emanating from the cell phone is an artists interpretation of gigs
[01:13] <%victrola> even that artist cannot interpret gigs in any way to make it NORMAL
[01:13] <&jiffy> if you go to the place where fashion sits you are puttin on the gigs
[01:14] <@mp> gigs is the proper unit of time/temporality
[01:14] <@mp> gigs is the proper g unit
[01:14] <@Nermy> gigs is measured in imaginary numbers
[01:14] <@mp> gigs is imagined in imaginary memebers ie diques
[01:14] <@mp> members
[01:14] <%victrola> if I had to borrow a cup of sugar from a neighbour i would say that i would repay them in gigs, but they would never be repaid, because how can you capture gigs in such quantities to replace a common substance?
[01:15] <&jiffy> one gigs particle trades for 100 kilos of sugar
[01:16] <@mp> gigs will always be born 23 years after you die
[01:16] <@Nermy> gigs is the secret of zoints
[01:16] *** gigs quit (Ping timeout)
[01:16] *** gigs (djjazzyjef@ZiRC-63E19FE.ph.ph.cox.net) joined
[01:16] <@mp> when you split the quark you get a note from gigs that says “gigs”
[01:16] <&jiffy> nermy you discovered his true nature
[01:16] <%victrola> gigs is the killer application of the internet
[01:16] <&jiffy> it forced him to reintegrate himself
[01:17] <@Nermy> now everything we said about gigs is a lie
[01:17] <&jiffy> all things about gigs are true
[01:17] <%victrola> that in itself is a lie
[01:17] <&jiffy> every time you enter the konami code gigs gets 30 years added to his life

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