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<victrola> outlay your plans to #flames
<monkeylice> well
<monkeylice> when I said I was working on it
<monkeylice> I wasn’t actually working on it
<monkeylice> because I forgot about it
<monkeylice> but wanted to sound awesome
<monkeylice> so in short I am open to suggestions
<victrola> oh
<victrola> well to start off with, you can always swap cables around
<victrola> random ones are the best
<monkeylice> I’ll just convince the dumber employees that servers need to be oiled and waxed regularly
<monkeylice> sort of like Daitengu does
<victrola> to keep their warranty
<monkeylice> only without the doughnut filling and smegma
<victrola> yeah but with daitengu it is the fat rubbing off his body that keeps those servers shiny
<monkeylice> yeah
<monkeylice> greasy, load-bearing servers
<victrola> that server farm isn’t to make LWS run faster, it’s to support the weight of Daitengu and his lardarse wife
<monkeylice> do you think that if someone is on the diametrically opposite side of the earth from the Daitengu household, gravity is slightly stronger for him?
<monkeylice> because I do
<monkeylice> COME ON, COME ALL, VISIT CHINA’S WORLD-FAMOUS MYSTERY CHASM
<victrola> the Moon has nothing on DaiTengu’s graitational pull
<victrola> gravitational*
<monkeylice> let us calculate the correlation between cheeseburger wrappers in Daitengu’s front yard and the trajectory of intersolar comets
<monkeylice> x=y
<mutton> the standard deviation is off the charts
<monkeylice> science will put an end to this
<victrola> the bell curve is flat with daitengu
<mutton> like how science put a butt end to religion
<monkeylice> if science can kill off the dinosaurs and create breast implants then it damn well better be able to prevent one couple from bringing about the doom of mankind
<victrola> if they hae children you won’t be able to tell if she is pregnant or not
<victrola> the only way is the 5% price rise in beef as she eats whole herds of cows
<victrola> 1 million babies in Africa will starve to death so that she can spawn a crotchfruit
<monkeylice> she’ll probably wonder why she has to stop cramming a bath towel up her camel toe at some point
<monkeylice> can stop, I mean