leh’s future is all mapped out
<bbq> leh, buy a desktop computer
<victrola> leh, fuck a toad
<bbq> for 1100 you can get a core 2 duo
<victrola> for 4 hours of hunting you can find a juicy bride to be
<bbq> buy a gun
<victrola> buy a glass enclosure
<leh> i think i might save it all for when i turn 18
<leh> and buy
<leh> a gun
<leh> and skydive
<leh> and
<leh> porn
<leh> and then spend the rest at an indian casino
<victrola> and then raid a zoo for toads to fuck
<victrola> then you’ll be sent to prison and forever be known as The Toadfucker
<bbq> leh, bet it all on 17 red
<bbq> on rolette
<victrola> then each time you apply for a job your Toadfucker past will haunt you
<victrola> HAUNT YOU, I SAY
<bbq> leh, go hunting while skydiving in an underwater casino
<bbq> wham
<bbq> all your dreams in one go
<victrola> then you can go to an Indian reservation, where your mastery of the toad will bring you plenty of old hags who want to ‘gain your knowledge’
<victrola> of course, the only way that said old hags can gain your knowledge is through exchange of bodily fluids
<victrola> so you’ll end up being known as the Toadfucker and the Old Hag Fucker
<victrola> your life from here on in is going to suck
<victrola> life’s gonna suck when you grow up
<victrola> and then you’re gonna die