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[08:24] <solzhenitsyn> WHICH ONE IS YOUR POOP monkeylice http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
[08:24] <@dad> well you could always just eat them
[08:24] <@dad> that would clear out some space
[08:24] <monkeylic_> I want to smuggle a dead prostitute into a space shuttle
[08:24] <@dad> that is what we cool the amerikkkan dream
[08:24] <victrola> would make a great broadcast from NASA
[08:24] <@dad> call*
[08:24] <monkeylic_> type 4-6
[08:24] <victrola> about time they had some real entertainment
[08:24] <@dad> hah fail
[08:24] <@dad> i am like 2-4
[08:24] <victrola> i mean you can only blow up so many shuttles before most people stop caring
[08:25] <@dad> warhawk what article is that from
[08:25] <monkeylic_> victrola that sounds like a challenge
[08:25] <victrola> it is
[08:25] <solzhenitsyn> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarrhea
[08:25] <monkeylic_> dad grose I would not eat a hooker
[08:25] <monkeylic_> not a dead one, anyway
[08:25] <monkeylic_> I might slowly eat a living one
[08:26] <solzhenitsyn> the best poop is type 3 because its the most satisfying
[08:26] <victrola> enjoy the moment (and taste)
[08:26] <victrola> you better wash your food first monkeylice you don’t know where it’s been
[08:26] <@dad> well warhawk
[08:26] <@dad> 3 with a tinge of 4
[08:26] <monkeylic_> yeah, after a nice type 2 or 3 (if I’m in the right mood) it makes me want to smoke a cigarette
[08:26] <@dad> if it’s too hard i mean that’s just fail
[08:26] <@dad> 2s are fail
[08:26] <@dad> theyre like shitting concrete
[08:27] <solzhenitsyn> 4 is gross
[08:27] <solzhenitsyn> 1 will make you want to kill yourself
[08:27] <victrola> a good no 3 makes you feel great afterwards
[08:27] <monkeylic_> type 2-5 descriptions can almost be used to describe penises, too
[08:27] <monkeylic_> like sirioth is a type 5
[08:27] <@dad> 3/4 is the perfect mix
[08:27] <monkeylic_> soft blob with clear-cut edges (easily passed)
[08:27] <@dad> haha man i hardly ever have type 5
[08:28] <monkeylic_> I am type 4
[08:28] <@dad> the perfect turd is a 3/4.
[08:28] <monkeylic_> like a sausage or a snake, smooth and soft
[08:28] <@dad> the perfect turd is a 3/4.
[08:28] <@dad> the perfect turd is a 3/4.
[08:28] <monkeylic_> DAD WE’RE TALKING ABOUT PENISES NOW
[08:28] <victrola> this is not a judging panel for best turd of show
[08:28] <monkeylic_> AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE
[08:28] <@dad> oh
[08:28] <monkeylic_> (pun intended)
[08:28] <@dad> well the best dique is obviously 7
[08:28] <solzhenitsyn> sirioth poop is probably shaped like music notes
[08:28] <victrola> inches
[08:28] <@dad> liquid cock comin’ atcha
[08:29] <monkeylic_> http://ratemypoo.com/
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[08:29] <victrola> lol monkeylice
[08:29] <&hobs> my penis is the best
[08:29] <@dad> oh god
[08:29] <@dad> the “best”ones are all pretty disgusting
[08:29] <monkeylic_> man I hate it that ratemyboobies.com is a godamn shock site these days
[08:30] <victrola> that one with the unheathy green tinge, like it had been nuked
[08:30] <victrola> wow
[08:30] <monkeylic_> http://www.ratemypoo.com/pictures/000000741/70531/ this one is making me lul
[08:30] <monkeylic_> it’s the Halo
[08:30] <@dad> http://ratemypoo.com/pictures/000000031/224356/
[08:30] <@dad> that would be a pleasurable turd to pass
[08:31] <victrola> GOD POO
[08:31] <monkeylic_> haha
[08:31] <monkeylic_> it takes a strong man to admit shitting is pleasant
[08:31] <monkeylic_> fucking faggot
[08:31] <@dad> well i mean
[08:31] <@dad> it takes an even stronger man to freeze a turd then fuck himself in the ass with said turd?
[08:31] <@dad> wait would that work?
[08:31] <&hobs> yes
[08:31] <victrola> maybe
[08:32] <@dad> wow
[08:32] <&hobs> unequivocally yes
[08:32] <victrola> hang on hobs how would you know
[08:32] <monkeylic_> it depends on how sharp the poo is
[08:32] <&hobs> I have been on the internet a long time dude
[08:32] <monkeylic_> obv a stronger man doesn’t need such sharp poo
[08:32] <solzhenitsyn> gross poops
[08:32] <solzhenitsyn> only my poop is pleasant to look at