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[08:08] <&jiffy> seriously though your bears should start adrian peterson #2 or garrett wolfe from your northern illinois and they would be a lot better off
[08:09] <@ozzy> do you know what northerns record is
[08:09] <&jiffy> 1-8
[08:09] <&jiffy> or 1-9 or something
[08:09] <&jiffy> but when they played wisconsin they were on their like 4th string defensive lineman i am not exaggerating
[08:10] <@ozzy> lol
[08:10] <@ozzy> yeah it is 1-8 god damn
[08:10] <&jiffy> yeah they had so many injuries it was hilarious
[08:10] <&jiffy> and then on the opening kickoff some guy broke his fucking leg
[08:10] <@ozzy> ahahaha
[08:11] <&jiffy> it’s like they were pulling the strongest guy off the cheerleading squad and putting him at linebacker at that point
[08:11] <@ozzy> when i go there i am going to sit on the bench and i will say throw me in coach im ready
[08:11] <@ozzy> i bet i will get to play
[08:11] <@ozzy> just wait
[08:12] <&jiffy> how big are you
[08:12] <@ozzy> 5’10” 170lbs
[08:12] <@ozzy> hehe
[08:12] <&jiffy> how slow are you
[08:13] <@ozzy> i am actually really fast
[08:13] <&jiffy> straight line speed or something useful
[08:13] <@ozzy> useful
[08:13] <&jiffy> you could probably play on the scout team in practice
[08:13] <&jiffy> by probably i mean almost certainly not
[08:14] <&jiffy> i dunno i don’t get the athlete vibe off you
[08:14] <@ozzy> jiffy i am from chicago i got to run from the popo :]
[08:14] <@ozzy> jiffy you dont
[08:14] <&jiffy> and the rapists oh wait you got caught
[08:14] <@ozzy> i played hockey for awhile
[08:14] <&jiffy> nah
[08:14] <@ozzy> but thats pretty much it
[08:14] <&jiffy> hockey skills don’t really translate to football except hitting/taking a hit
[08:14] <@ozzy> well jiffy that is why its called a joke
[08:14] <&jiffy> yeah
[08:15] <&jiffy> man i was a great HS cornerback
[08:15] <@ozzy> i mean they are getting desperate right
[08:15] <&jiffy> seriously
[08:15] <&jiffy> yeah you could probably try out and get laughed off the field
[08:15] <&jiffy> i mean the backups at a mid level college school probably run about a 4.6 40 yard dash and can bench 300+ lbs
[08:15] <&jiffy> and these are the guys who never play
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[08:16] <@ozzy> yeah i could never see myself benching 300
[08:16] <&jiffy> yeah
[08:16] <&jiffy> i could bench my own weight that is it
[08:17] <&jiffy> but man i am a slow white guy even for a small wisconsin HS i was not fast
[08:17] <@ozzy> how much do you weigh
[08:17] <&jiffy> but nobody could ever get open against me
[08:17] <&jiffy> i weigh like 200 now but back in HS when i was in shape like 180
[08:17] <&jiffy> 6′ 180 lbs
[08:17] <&jiffy> i was the smartest player on the field 🙂
[08:18] <&jiffy> if i had a nigger’s athleticism i would be in the nfl right now
[08:18] <&jiffy> too bad!
[08:18] <@ozzy> well i am willing to bet you were the only person on the field who knew how to play dnd
[08:18] <&jiffy> i didn’t know anything about dnd back then
[08:18] <&jiffy> i only played 2 years i have this thing with my shoulders that whenever i tackled people they would come close to dislocating
[08:19] <&jiffy> so it is like well i don’t think playing for a terrible high school team is worth me having shoulder pain for the next fifty years
[08:19] <@ozzy> yep
[08:20] <@ozzy> i wish i would have continued with hockey but it got too expensive
[08:20] <@ozzy> not like it really matters anyways
[08:21] <@ozzy> man it is times like this when i ask myself why did i not go to bed 2 hours ago when everyone else did
[08:22] <@ozzy> damn internet
[08:23] <victrola> hey hey HEY
[08:23] <victrola> don’t you dare blame the internet for your failings
[08:23] <&jiffy> hey
[08:23] <&jiffy> going to bed is for faggots
[08:23] <&jiffy> you know who just went to bed
[08:23] <&jiffy> pvam
[08:23] <@ozzy> ouch
[08:24] <&jiffy> that is what we like to call damning evidence
[08:24] <@ozzy> i guess ill take my chances on the internet
[08:24] <&jiffy> internet gambler
[08:24] <victrola> odds of 10 to 1
[08:24] <@ozzy> summon chiyo
[08:24] <&jiffy> not even 2468 bog in don’t wait
[08:25] <&jiffy> what does that mean viki
[08:25] <victrola> it’s a saying from an ad i saw a long time ago
[08:25] <victrola> 2, 4, 6, 8, bog in, don’t wait
[08:25] <victrola> at the dinner table
[08:25] <&jiffy> oh
[08:26] <victrola> plus it was not a sequential number pattern
[08:26] <&jiffy> 2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate
[08:26] <&jiffy> i dunno lol
[08:26] <victrola> hobo
[08:26] <&jiffy> ho-bo! ho-bo! goooooooo costa!
[08:26] <&jiffy> do you have stupid fucking cheers and cheerleaders in your nation’s sporting events
[08:27] <victrola> not really
[08:27] <victrola> more like abuse
[08:27] <&jiffy> that is good to hear
[08:27] <victrola> it sure is
[08:27] <victrola> the sound of abuse fills my heart with glee
[08:28] <victrola> then abuse turns to violence
[08:28] *** jiffy changed topic to <victrola> the sound of abuse fills my heart with glee
[08:28] <victrola> nothing like turning up to a match and being entertained more by the crowd
[08:29] <&jiffy> well that is how it is in college athletics
[08:29] <&jiffy> pro sports we care about the game but college it is like let’s get hammered and yell at the other team’s fans
[08:30] <@ozzy> im gonna brawl some salukis
[08:30] <&jiffy> hehe