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[12:49] <mp> nermy if i were an x-man who would i be
[12:49] <Nermy> nightcrawler
[12:49] <hobs> do you want me to spoil it for you nermy
[12:49] <mp> bamf
[12:49] <mp> bamf
[12:49] <mp> bamf
[12:49] <Nermy> hobs i was making a joke shut up already
[12:49] <mp> lets get lost tonight
[12:49] <Nermy> >:)
[12:49] <hobs> I wasn’t
[12:49] <mp> you can be my ultimate colossus tonight
[12:50] <mp> nermy if you were an x-man
[12:50] <Nermy> if ultimate colossus ever met real colossus real colossus would beat the shit out of him
[12:50] <mp> you would be little miss kitty pryde
[12:50] <mp> 🙂
[12:50] <mp> hehe
[12:50] <hobs> because john dies at the end but a clone of john who has all his memories finds out that he is not the real john and has to grapple with the fact that he is meant to kill humanity
[12:50] <hobs> and then he saves the day
[12:50] <hobs> even though he is an evil alien
[12:50] <mp> hobs is def wolverine
[12:51] <Nermy> hobs is juggernaut
[12:51] <hobs> is it because I am mean or because I have an actual mutated healing factor
[12:51] <mp> cryosin is gambit because he has to let his hair dry
[12:51] <mp> mtjihad is dr hank mccoy
[12:51] <Nermy> solecistic is rogue because if she touches you you wither up and die
[12:51] <mp> hahahahahaha
[12:52] <hobs> nermy
[12:52] <hobs> you win the game
[12:52] <Nermy> i just lost the game

[00:42] <Dubert> nermy i have a veterinary question
[00:43] <Dubert> ketmine as an animal sedation whats the average dose?
[00:43] <Nermy> uh for what animal
[00:43] <hobostotle> dont take ketamine dubert
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[00:43] <Dubert> …no hobs
[00:43] <Dubert> i know
[00:43] <Dubert> for like a housecat or pet dog
[00:43] <hobostotle> its like the only addictive psychoacive
[00:43] <Nermy> dubert are you stupid there are different dosages for cats and dogs that’s why I asked
[00:44] <Dubert> so give me both damn
[00:44] <victrola> http://chatdong.monkey-butlers.com/?p=142
[00:44] <Dubert> nah hobs we found a few vials on a guy today so i ask
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[00:45] <Nermy> well i have no clue anyway tbh
[00:45] <hobostotle> tell that guy that he is an idiot
[00:46] <Dubert> no big deal
[00:46] <Nermy> for raccoons it’s apparently 8-10 mg/kg
[00:47] <Dubert> oh
[00:47] <Nermy> yo dube if you’re going to take a hit of ketamine mix it with valium
[00:47] <Dubert> ill remember that
[00:47] <Dubert> this guy had only a few vials on him im not sure what amount was in em
[00:47] <Dubert> but he obviously wasnt a vet
[00:47] <Nermy> hobs want to do a shot of ketamine wit me
[00:48] <hobostotle> no
[00:48] <hobostotle> I would rather do lsd
[00:48] <Dubert> oh man this guys on a geico commercial! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Winslow
[00:48] <hobostotle> or salvia
[00:48] <Dubert> i loved that guy!
[00:48] <hobostotle> ketamine is so bad for you
[00:49] <Nermy> hobs i’m gonna stick a needle full of ketamine up your butt
[00:49] <Dubert> whats the effects? is it sedative or psychoactive?
[00:49] <Nermy> also needle shaped objects full of beta-carotene
[00:49] <Nermy> sedative
[00:49] <Nermy> why the fuck would a vet want to make animals psychoactive
[00:49] <Dubert> no i meant in humans
[00:49] <Dubert> how the fuck shoudl i know what it does
[00:50] <Nermy> mammals have the same basic physiology jeez
[00:50] <Dubert> well excuse me all i know is point shoot cuff sleep donut

[20:49] <jski> feliz compleanos
[20:49] <nermy> feliz niggerdad
[20:49] <jski> eheh
[20:50] <jski> salam
[20:50] <jski> salam chetori
[20:50] <jski> khoobam merci
[20:50] <jski> man nariman something doost daram
[20:50] <jski> fill in my errors
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[20:51] <nermy> dooset daram
[20:52] <nermy> come on salam
[20:52] <jski> what
[20:52] <nermy> and welcome to the jam
[20:52] <jski> come on salam and welcome to joonams
[20:52] <sponge> hey so should I buy a bunch of ky and taking an ass-raping 19 hours?
[20:52] <jski> come on and slam if you love joonams
[20:52] <sponge> take*
[20:52] <sponge> damn my english is horrible today
[20:52] <nermy> come on and slam, if you hate pvam
[20:52] <nermy> (i do)
[20:53] <sponge> pvam don’t be a faggot
[20:53] <thanatoast> let’s play hide the selam
[20:53] <jski> hide the salame
[20:56] <thanatoast> roll that beautiful dong footage

<mp> nermy youve heard of peach cobbler well the reverse of that coin is dick gobbler
<Atmosfear> cobble cobble cobble
<Nermy> now i ain’t sayin he a dick gobbler,
<Nermy> but he ain’t chompin on no peach cobbler
<mp> hehe