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mario fartin

December 22, 2010

[18:03] <mp> nermy
[18:04] <mp> golden torrent week on ug begins on christmas at midnight
[18:17] <Nermy> guess i’d better get my ps1 torrent ready
[18:18] <Nermy> merry uncanny x-mas
[18:19] <Nermy> man whenever i tell people i have every nes, snes, genesis, and n64 game on my computer people invariably respond with “do you have mario kart?”
[18:21] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> are they girls who say this
[18:21] <mp> lol nermy
[18:21] <Nermy> mostly girls but that’s probably because i mostly know girls
[18:22] <mp> also because mario kart is a girls favorite game
[18:22] <mp> since it accurately simulates what girls think driving in real life is supposed to be like

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“mr gates your son is a menace”

March 6, 2010

[21:59] <Nermy> hey arsenic let’s go get an apple computer from the year 2000
[21:59] <Nermy> and run dinopark tycoon on it
[22:00] <Arsenius> okay ill get my macintosh peripherals from out of the garage
[22:00] <Atomic> Dude that’s almost 10 years old
[22:00] <Arsenius> thats about as old as pvam
[22:00] <Nermy> almost hehe
[22:00] <Nermy> pvam’s like 11
[22:01] <Nermy> i’m glad he’s dead
[22:01] <Arsenius> never made it into the fifth grade
[22:01] <Nermy> let’s have a moment of silence to thank god for this blessing
[22:01] <Nermy> praise allah
[22:01] <Arsenius> at least now mrs. johnson doesn’t have to deal with him
[22:01] <Arsenius> or have conferences with bill gates
[22:02] <Atomic> The soup is on.
[22:02] <Nermy> “mr gates your son is a menace”
[22:02] <Nermy> “kasra”
[22:02] <Nermy> “Kasra!”
[22:02] <Nermy> “KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASRA!!!!”
[22:03] <Arsenius> lol

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[17:46] ahahahahaha wow that was funny

January 27, 2010

[17:45] <mp> nermy i made a splint for my wrist like im bear grylls
[17:46] <Nermy> uh how did you break your wrist anyway
[17:46] <mp> trying to zip gina up from the back

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a revised treatise on /pizza

April 22, 2009

[14:10] <Dubert> if they make d3 pay to play i am going down to blizzard and i am going to skullfuck everyone until i get shot
[14:11] <mp> how can they possibly make d3 pay to play
[14:11] <infernoose> actually that might be true for the 2nd expansion because i quit a year before it came out
[14:11] <Nermy> d3 is gonna be pay to play
[14:11] <Dubert> better get my skullfucking gear ready
[14:11] <infernoose> no it isnt
[14:12] <Nermy> yep
[14:12] <mp> i bet if they made sc2 pay to play they would turn a massive profit
[14:12] <Nermy> all in korea bucks
[14:12] <mp> itd be like full circle
[14:12] <mp> like paying 25 bucks an hour to play nwn on aol
[14:12] <Nermy> lol
[14:12] <Nermy> I never played it
[14:12] <Dubert> 500 billion in the first month in jap money
[14:13] <Dubert> people will be bartering with bliz for play time
[14:13] <Dubert> welcome to the blizzard noth pawn shop
[14:13] <Dubert> noth
[14:13] <Nermy> prawn shop and coffee emporium
[14:14] <Dubert> 25.00 cups of coffe with stupid names like “paladin’s heavenly mocha swirl”
[14:15] <Nermy> ugh that would actually make so much money
[14:15] <Nermy> a WoW themed internet cafe
[14:15] <Nermy> in pvam’s basement
[14:16] <Dubert> non dairy creamer every hour or so
[14:16] <Dubert> (ew)
[14:16] <Nermy> if i had no soul i would make one of those
[14:16] <Nermy> and rake in the $$$
[14:16] <Nermy> hehe you could actually type /pizza and you would get pizza!
[14:16] <mp> lol
[14:17] <Dubert> faggots yelling “wheres my coffee im about to get aggro”
[14:17] <mp> http://everquest2.station.sony.com/pizza/
[14:17] <Nermy> mp let’s both drop out of professional school and start the troll shaman cafe
[14:17] <Dubert> everquest is still around
[14:18] <Dubert> hell nermy ill stake you guys with the start up money
[14:18] <Nermy> funded with trunk pants
[14:18] <Dubert> no
[14:18] <Dubert> (yes)
[14:18] <Nermy> uh guys i’m contemplating watching an episode of house at the library
[14:18] <mp>  Demonstrating a deep understanding of what matters to its computer-gaming audience, Sony has built the ability to order pizza into its latest online multiplayer game.
[14:18] <mp> Type the command “/pizza” while playing Everquest II, a fantasy game with 330,000 active players, and get the Pizza Hut Web site, where you can place orders for delivery.
[14:18] <mp> Chris Kramer, spokesman for Sony Online Entertainment, said he believes this is the first time a game accepts orders for real-world items.
[14:18] <mp> Sony plans to integrate the pizza function more tightly into the game, so players can charge pizza to their monthly game subscription bill.
[14:18] <Nermy> is this awesome y/n
[14:18] <Dubert> for 60% of the profits and 10 points per on the back end and rights to use any character created
[14:19] <mp> “The goal for the future is to eventually let people do more things like this,” Kramer said. “They could type /harry potter and get the new Harry Potter book delivered or /star wars and get the new Star Wars DVD.”
[14:19] <mp> Many games incorporate ads and product placements, but such opportunities are limited with fantasy games like Everquest.
[14:19] <mp> Though the new pizza feature might satisfy appetites, caution is required as the game doesn’t pause while you’re ordering.
[14:19] <mp> “You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,” said Kramer.
[14:19] <Dubert> “You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,”
[14:19] <Dubert> ahaha
[14:19] <Dubert> what if you type like /cock do you get a chicken or raped
[14:19] * Nermy changes topic to ‘”You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,” ‘
[14:19] <mp> “The goal for the future is to eventually let people do more things like this,” Kramer said. “They could type /harry potter and get the new Harry Potter book delivered or /star wars and get the new Star Wars DVD.”
[14:19] <mp> lol
[14:20] <Dubert> “dur dur dur /cock” *ping* “come here nancy boy”
[14:20] <Nermy> y’all gonna get snaped
[14:20] <Dubert> i would spend all my days typing /dad and waiting by the door

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i’m a loan shark ess my dee

March 23, 2009

[19:46] <Nermy> uh well now i don’t know what i’m going to eat for dinner
[19:47] <infernoose> im eating an apple
[19:48] <infernoose> does that help
[19:48] <jiffy> nermy you can ess my dee how about that
[19:49] <Nermy> well you’re pretty far away
[19:49] <jiffy> oh
[19:49] <Nermy> i would ess mutton’s dee but then i’d just be hungry an hour later
[19:49] <jiffy> hahahhaa
[19:49] <jiffy> ell ess dee essed mutton’s dee

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tupac: the animated series

March 12, 2009

<Nermy> i’m going to make a saturday morning cartoon called Vlad the Impala about a vampiric antelope
<murton> irma vep
<Atmosfear> he should be a Chevy spokesperson, nermy
<Atmosfear> or i guess spokesanimal
<Nermy> yep
<Nermy> advertising tie-ins
<jiffy> followed by Loan Sharks
<murton> ante up
<jiffy> and American Eyedol
<murton> Killer Wails: The Opera
<Nermy> man we could revive saturday mornings with these eyedeas
<mokeylace> Loan Sharks is and always will be the greatest tv show
<Nermy> tupac: the animated series
<jiffy> lol
<Atmosfear> American iDoll it is about a self-aware ipod who came to manhattan in search of the two Ls and is struggling to make it in a cruel and insensitive world
<mokeylace> uh Nermy, UPN doesn’t exist anymore
<Nermy> the CW is mulatto
<jiffy> these shows could make nickelodeon not terrible again
<Atmosfear> thats racist
<Nermy> zoey 101 / tupac: the animated series crossover
<Nermy> tupac gets zoey pregnant
<Atmosfear> to be continued
<jiffy> then he shoots her in the stomach because he can’t afford an abortion doctor
<Atmosfear> next ep: zoey takes him to court for back child support payments
<mokeylace> tupac gets shot at the end of every episode
<jiffy> no mlice
<Atmosfear> we could do a three-way tie in with Maury to determine who is the baby’s real daddy
<jiffy> the plot is tupac goes back in time every episode and always gets shot
<jiffy> like jfk and tsar nicholas ii
<mokeylace> or he gets shot in the first 5 minutes of the first episode and then the rest of the series is people talking about how great he was and how much he contributed to the show
<Nermy> man this is a good series, this way we dont have to worry about continuity
<jiffy> lol mlice
<jiffy> and of course a nice family morning cartoon
<jiffy> The Crunks
<mokeylace> hahaha jiffy like Quantum Leap, he goes back in time and takes people’s place to make sure they get shot
<mokeylace> I guess that’s more like that movie Time Guardians
<murton> agent frank investigates
<mokeylace> Makaveli Thru Time
<Nermy> The Crunks holiday special: Christmas with the Crunks
<jiffy> man mlice i would watch that show

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taking it old school

April 6, 2008

[18:48] <binjured> old gamers? i’ve probably been playing longer than u nermy 😛
[18:48] <cryocrunk> between player created factions
[18:48] <cryocrunk> but that is too much to ask
[18:48] <mp> when yu gi oh has its 20th anniversary we’ll be in real trouble
[18:48] <binjured> cryo:  just play EVE then… it’s the best mmo out there for player-created “factions” and shit
[18:49] <Arsenic> oh my god
[18:49] <Arsenic> oh my god
[18:49] <Arsenic> eve is terrible
[18:49] <binjured> eve is amazing
[18:49] <mp> binjured your preference in games is too terrible to be on nermy and my echelon
[18:49] <binjured> rofl
[18:49] <jski> goodbye
[18:49] <jski> adios
[18:49] <Arsenic> i dont want to wait 20 years to get to level 10
[18:49] <jski> sayonara
[18:49] <jski> auf wiedersein
[18:49] <Nermy> binjured here is how i know i am a better human being than you
[18:49] <Nermy> <binjured> eve is amazing
[18:49] <mp> lol
[18:49] <binjured> hahahaha
[18:49] <binjured> seem to be hedging your bet a bit there
[18:50] <Nermy> just kidding it’s because i didn’t fuck holly

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wife fucker remix

[01:30] <Nermy> lol http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html
[01:32] <Hippocrass> lol
[01:34] <cdc> I don’t really know who wins
[01:34] <Hippocrass> the children
[01:35] <Hippocrass> they get a movie

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mp remember the time . . .

March 20, 2008

[01:09] <Nermy> mp remember the time we killed arthur c clarke
[01:13] <hobs> mp remember the time we killed god
[01:13] <Nermy> mp remember the time we killed godot
[01:13] <Nermy> and those two jerks kept waiting for him
[01:13] <hobs> mp remember the time we killed tomposter
[01:13] <Nermy> mp remember the time we killed the electric car
[01:14] <hobs> mp remember the time we killed the production of guns in japan
[01:14] <Nermy> mp remember the time we tried to kill owen wilson but he got away
[01:14] <hobs> mp remember the time you slit holly’s throat and pills spilled out
[01:15] <Nermy> mp remember the time you sucked jon irenicus’ dick
[01:15] <cryocrunk> manipulative whoremonger
[01:15] <mp> yes

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Quit playing games with my heart (Gary Busey remix)

January 22, 2008

[01:42] <hobs> they always play games with me
[01:42] <Nermy> that’s why you gotta punch the shit out of them
[01:43] <Nermy> like straight up be like “well, yure playin games wit me, guess i gotta get out the bros”
[01:43] <hobs> yeah I just go
[01:43] <Nermy> bam pow bamf
[01:43] <hobs> well yure playin games wit me, guess I gotta go
[01:43] <hobs> then I go
[01:43] <Nermy> that doesn’t teach them a lesson
[01:43] <mp> if you play games with my heart i will play games with your brains, the game of hockey

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