Paging Dr Lashondra
<monkeylice> I have been scratching my penis for a good 5 minutes now
<monkeylice> itch beginning to worry me
<mutton> rise
<victrola> you need to find someone who can examine your penis extensively
<monkeylice> yeah wouldn’t that be nice
<victrola> a doctor of penis
<monkeylice> oh
<monkeylice> I was thinking more along the lines of a willing female
<monkeylice> but I guess if I’m going to pay someone it might as well be a doctor
<victrola> that’s what hookers should call themselves
<victrola> Hi, I’m Candy, and I am a Doctor of Penis
<monkeylice> paging Dr. Lashondra to under my desk, stat