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(05:56) <WarHawk> holy shit victrola
(05:56) <WarHawk> there is an eragon movie
(05:56) <WarHawk> that kid fucking sucks at writing and stole his entire storyline
(05:56) <WarHawk> and he gets john malkovich in his movie
(05:56) <WarHawk> i want john malkovich in my movie
(05:58) <%victrola> what is your movie
(06:00) <WarHawk> i dont know but if i made one he would be in it
(06:00) <WarHawk> he would play lenny from of mice and men
(06:01) <%victrola> who would play the love interest
(06:01) <WarHawk> as i recall lenny doesnt have any love interest but rabbits
(06:02) <WarHawk> but gary sinise is george
(06:02) <WarHawk> and gary sinise is a hotty
(06:05) <%victrola> gary sinise in a bunny suit
(06:06) <WarHawk> i came
(06:06) <WarHawk> this is going to be the best movie ever
(06:07) <WarHawk> in 20 years when you hear some guy on all the major news outlets calling for a guy who went by victrola on the internet once to be his movie producer you will know it is your time
(06:07) <WarHawk> that is unless you kill yourself before then
(06:08) <%victrola> i will live forever
(06:09) <WarHawk> o ok
(06:10) <WarHawk> i am going to write a letter to john malkovich telling him to keep a healthy diet and work out and such and not to take big risks so that i can take my time in writing this movie without him dying
(06:12) <%victrola> you can put him into a cryogenic fridge
(06:12) <%victrola> just in case you worry about bits falling off
(06:12) <WarHawk> nevar
(06:13) <WarHawk> hes only like 55ish ive still got a few decades
(06:14) <WarHawk> and who knows how good erectile dysfunction drugs will work in 20 years