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[22:09] Hobot: I have blacked out twice
[22:09] monkeylice: next thing I knew, I was in my underwear in the bathtub and my mom was shaking my foot to wake me up
[22:09] Hobot: and the other time I dranka bottle of cuervo and then a bottle of gin after drinking some whiskey
[22:09] Hobot: in like 2 hours
[22:09] Hobot: and I woke up drunk with alcoohol poisoning
[22:09] monkeylice: hahaha man
[22:09] Hobot: and I was like
[22:09] monkeylice: fuckin kamikaze
[22:10] Hobot: oh man what am I stupid
[22:10] monkeylice: did you have to go to the hospital?
[22:10] Hobot: I mean I blacked out as I put the bottle of gin to my lips
[22:10] Hobot: like
[22:10] Hobot: oh man I barely remember it
[22:10] Hobot: but it was like
[22:10] Hobot: another guy was there
[22:10] Hobot: and he goes
[22:10] Hobot: man
[22:10] Hobot: we are leaving hawaii tommorow
[22:10] Hobot: what are we going to do witht his bottle of gin
[22:10] monkeylice: I think I
[22:10] Hobot: and I am like
[22:10] Hobot: I know
[22:11] monkeylice: ‘d puke if I drank a bottle of gin
[22:11] Hobot: chuglaugalghalghalghalgha
[22:11] Hobot: and then aparently I went and took a dump and undressed and went to bed
[22:11] Hobot: and then I sat in a pool all day
[22:11] Hobot: and was like
[22:11] Hobot: oh god
[22:11] Hobot: ow
[22:11] Hobot: ow
[22:11] Hobot: like I oculdnt have one drop of water
[22:11] Hobot: in my mouth
[22:11] Hobot: or vomit
[22:12] Hobot: it was funny though in the morning
[22:12] Hobot: I was still kind of numb and drunk
[22:12] Hobot: so I went to breakfast
[22:12] Hobot: and ate a full breakfast
[22:12] Hobot: and walked onto the patio
[22:12] Hobot: and prompty vomited it all int he bushes
[22:12] monkeylice: hahaha
[22:12] Hobot: like you kno 3 eggs bacon bagels orage juice muffins
[22:12] Hobot: like hueg breakfast
[22:13] Hobot: and then I had a plane trip home to minnesota that night
[22:13] Hobot: but I was pretty ok by then
[22:13] Hobot: still had some muscle pain but I wasnt throwing up anymore