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[18:21] <cryocrunk> hi who is here please
[18:21] <thanatoast> not yet
[18:35] <cryocrunk> oh
[18:41] <thanatoast> this is one of my favourite comics ever written http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=369
[18:43] <cryocrunk> lol
[18:50] <mp> i think being stuck in a seinfeld episode for eternity would be an interesting version of hell
[18:50] <cryocrunk> lol
[18:50] <cryocrunk> itd be hell all right
[18:53] <mp> im imagining some seinfeld banter and then a strange uncharacteristic silence
[18:53] <mp> and theres a terrifying white noise that grows in volume like in some horror films/sci-fi whatever
[18:53] <mp> and gets to a painful decibel before the scene changes
[18:54] <cryocrunk> man thats another interpretation of seinfeld
[18:54] <cryocrunk> a show about people who dont realize theyre in hell
[18:54] <mp> lol
[18:54] <thanatoast> lol
[18:54] <mp> “its a show about nothing… because in hell there is no hope that anything will happen ever again”
[18:55] <cryocrunk> it makes a lot of sense
[18:55] <mp> hey jerry
[18:55] <mp> hey jerry
[18:55] <mp> hey jerry
[18:55] <mp> like a sequence of kramer sliding into the room over and over
[18:55] <mp> and the audience laughter slows down and becomes horrifying
[18:55] <mp> and kramers face turns into a demons face
[18:57] <mp> and he opens the door and its a long corridor filled with a void abyss darker than black and at the end theres newman and hes hunched over and naked and chewing on someone half-eaten head
[18:57] <mp> “newman”
[18:59] <mp> “she had man hands” “man hands?” and then jerry looks off into the distance and has a semi-lucid interval almost as if hes about to remember that hes dead which causes the apartment to rattle and shake like an earthquakes coming on but then kramer shows up and the canned laughter draws him back in
[18:59] <arsenic`> lol
[19:00] <thanatoast> “mp should blog this”
[19:02] <mp> jerrys obsession with superman is a substitute for his failure to love the lord our savior jesus christ as a jew during his life, since there is no mention of god in hell
[19:03] <mp> george’s wife who licked the envelopes and died actually made it to purgatory
[19:03] <mp> or fiance or whatever she was
[19:05] <mp> marisa tomei is a succubus

[22:12] <arsenic`> we should play freespace 2 and we can be real space dogs
[22:13] <arsenic`> its got cool dog fighting and theres all sorts of targeting commands and cool ships and weapons to select
[22:16] <mp> oh
[22:18] <mp> great arsenic next youre going to tell me that you dont believe in the holy spirit
[22:19] <arsenic`> are you kidding me? i can summon the holy spirit for the low low price of $99.99

[18:03] <mp> nermy
[18:04] <mp> golden torrent week on ug begins on christmas at midnight
[18:17] <Nermy> guess i’d better get my ps1 torrent ready
[18:18] <Nermy> merry uncanny x-mas
[18:19] <Nermy> man whenever i tell people i have every nes, snes, genesis, and n64 game on my computer people invariably respond with “do you have mario kart?”
[18:21] <thana_who_is_a_ghost> are they girls who say this
[18:21] <mp> lol nermy
[18:21] <Nermy> mostly girls but that’s probably because i mostly know girls
[18:22] <mp> also because mario kart is a girls favorite game
[18:22] <mp> since it accurately simulates what girls think driving in real life is supposed to be like

[17:45] <mp> nermy i made a splint for my wrist like im bear grylls
[17:46] <Nermy> uh how did you break your wrist anyway
[17:46] <mp> trying to zip gina up from the back

[14:10] <Dubert> if they make d3 pay to play i am going down to blizzard and i am going to skullfuck everyone until i get shot
[14:11] <mp> how can they possibly make d3 pay to play
[14:11] <infernoose> actually that might be true for the 2nd expansion because i quit a year before it came out
[14:11] <Nermy> d3 is gonna be pay to play
[14:11] <Dubert> better get my skullfucking gear ready
[14:11] <infernoose> no it isnt
[14:12] <Nermy> yep
[14:12] <mp> i bet if they made sc2 pay to play they would turn a massive profit
[14:12] <Nermy> all in korea bucks
[14:12] <mp> itd be like full circle
[14:12] <mp> like paying 25 bucks an hour to play nwn on aol
[14:12] <Nermy> lol
[14:12] <Nermy> I never played it
[14:12] <Dubert> 500 billion in the first month in jap money
[14:13] <Dubert> people will be bartering with bliz for play time
[14:13] <Dubert> welcome to the blizzard noth pawn shop
[14:13] <Dubert> noth
[14:13] <Nermy> prawn shop and coffee emporium
[14:14] <Dubert> 25.00 cups of coffe with stupid names like “paladin’s heavenly mocha swirl”
[14:15] <Nermy> ugh that would actually make so much money
[14:15] <Nermy> a WoW themed internet cafe
[14:15] <Nermy> in pvam’s basement
[14:16] <Dubert> non dairy creamer every hour or so
[14:16] <Dubert> (ew)
[14:16] <Nermy> if i had no soul i would make one of those
[14:16] <Nermy> and rake in the $$$
[14:16] <Nermy> hehe you could actually type /pizza and you would get pizza!
[14:16] <mp> lol
[14:17] <Dubert> faggots yelling “wheres my coffee im about to get aggro”
[14:17] <mp> http://everquest2.station.sony.com/pizza/
[14:17] <Nermy> mp let’s both drop out of professional school and start the troll shaman cafe
[14:17] <Dubert> everquest is still around
[14:18] <Dubert> hell nermy ill stake you guys with the start up money
[14:18] <Nermy> funded with trunk pants
[14:18] <Dubert> no
[14:18] <Dubert> (yes)
[14:18] <Nermy> uh guys i’m contemplating watching an episode of house at the library
[14:18] <mp>  Demonstrating a deep understanding of what matters to its computer-gaming audience, Sony has built the ability to order pizza into its latest online multiplayer game.
[14:18] <mp> Type the command “/pizza” while playing Everquest II, a fantasy game with 330,000 active players, and get the Pizza Hut Web site, where you can place orders for delivery.
[14:18] <mp> Chris Kramer, spokesman for Sony Online Entertainment, said he believes this is the first time a game accepts orders for real-world items.
[14:18] <mp> Sony plans to integrate the pizza function more tightly into the game, so players can charge pizza to their monthly game subscription bill.
[14:18] <Nermy> is this awesome y/n
[14:18] <Dubert> for 60% of the profits and 10 points per on the back end and rights to use any character created
[14:19] <mp> “The goal for the future is to eventually let people do more things like this,” Kramer said. “They could type /harry potter and get the new Harry Potter book delivered or /star wars and get the new Star Wars DVD.”
[14:19] <mp> Many games incorporate ads and product placements, but such opportunities are limited with fantasy games like Everquest.
[14:19] <mp> Though the new pizza feature might satisfy appetites, caution is required as the game doesn’t pause while you’re ordering.
[14:19] <mp> “You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,” said Kramer.
[14:19] <Dubert> “You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,”
[14:19] <Dubert> ahaha
[14:19] <Dubert> what if you type like /cock do you get a chicken or raped
[14:19] * Nermy changes topic to ‘”You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,” ‘
[14:19] <mp> “The goal for the future is to eventually let people do more things like this,” Kramer said. “They could type /harry potter and get the new Harry Potter book delivered or /star wars and get the new Star Wars DVD.”
[14:19] <mp> lol
[14:20] <Dubert> “dur dur dur /cock” *ping* “come here nancy boy”
[14:20] <Nermy> y’all gonna get snaped
[14:20] <Dubert> i would spend all my days typing /dad and waiting by the door

[01:09] <Nermy> mp remember the time we killed arthur c clarke
[01:13] <hobs> mp remember the time we killed god
[01:13] <Nermy> mp remember the time we killed godot
[01:13] <Nermy> and those two jerks kept waiting for him
[01:13] <hobs> mp remember the time we killed tomposter
[01:13] <Nermy> mp remember the time we killed the electric car
[01:14] <hobs> mp remember the time we killed the production of guns in japan
[01:14] <Nermy> mp remember the time we tried to kill owen wilson but he got away
[01:14] <hobs> mp remember the time you slit holly’s throat and pills spilled out
[01:15] <Nermy> mp remember the time you sucked jon irenicus’ dick
[01:15] <cryocrunk> manipulative whoremonger
[01:15] <mp> yes

[01:42] <hobs> they always play games with me
[01:42] <Nermy> that’s why you gotta punch the shit out of them
[01:43] <Nermy> like straight up be like “well, yure playin games wit me, guess i gotta get out the bros”
[01:43] <hobs> yeah I just go
[01:43] <Nermy> bam pow bamf
[01:43] <hobs> well yure playin games wit me, guess I gotta go
[01:43] <hobs> then I go
[01:43] <Nermy> that doesn’t teach them a lesson
[01:43] <mp> if you play games with my heart i will play games with your brains, the game of hockey

[01:55] <mp> jski dont ever invite a girl here again
[01:55] <cryosin> dont tell him what he cant do
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[01:57] <cryosin> i got you
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[01:58] <cryosin> im the best
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[01:58] <cryosin> we’re the best

[12:49] <mp> nermy if i were an x-man who would i be
[12:49] <Nermy> nightcrawler
[12:49] <hobs> do you want me to spoil it for you nermy
[12:49] <mp> bamf
[12:49] <mp> bamf
[12:49] <mp> bamf
[12:49] <Nermy> hobs i was making a joke shut up already
[12:49] <mp> lets get lost tonight
[12:49] <Nermy> >:)
[12:49] <hobs> I wasn’t
[12:49] <mp> you can be my ultimate colossus tonight
[12:50] <mp> nermy if you were an x-man
[12:50] <Nermy> if ultimate colossus ever met real colossus real colossus would beat the shit out of him
[12:50] <mp> you would be little miss kitty pryde
[12:50] <mp> 🙂
[12:50] <mp> hehe
[12:50] <hobs> because john dies at the end but a clone of john who has all his memories finds out that he is not the real john and has to grapple with the fact that he is meant to kill humanity
[12:50] <hobs> and then he saves the day
[12:50] <hobs> even though he is an evil alien
[12:50] <mp> hobs is def wolverine
[12:51] <Nermy> hobs is juggernaut
[12:51] <hobs> is it because I am mean or because I have an actual mutated healing factor
[12:51] <mp> cryosin is gambit because he has to let his hair dry
[12:51] <mp> mtjihad is dr hank mccoy
[12:51] <Nermy> solecistic is rogue because if she touches you you wither up and die
[12:51] <mp> hahahahahaha
[12:52] <hobs> nermy
[12:52] <hobs> you win the game
[12:52] <Nermy> i just lost the game

[19:44] <mp> oh oh here she cums
[19:44] <mp> watch out boi shell chew uwe up
[19:44] <mp> oh oh here she cums
[19:44] <mp> shes a maneata
[19:45] <mp> she only cums out at night
[19:45] <villefort> mp isn’t it “whoa whoa here she comes”
[19:45] <mp> maybe in the kidz bop version