<@BuM> rofl some of these comments…
<@BuM> my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it’s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, whe
<+hobostotle> that is an old story that is fake
<+hobostotle> like 20+ years old
<@BuM> ITS FUNNY SO FU
<+hobostotle> not if you heard it copy and pasted on the internet for the 400th time
<@BuM> THATS THE FIRST TIME SO FU
<@BuM> FOR ME SO FU
<@monkeylice> hob you should probably know that BuM hooked up with a former APUer for the purposes of engaging in homosexual sexual intercourse
<@monkeylice> the man under discussion was named Mitch, and he drove a pickup and had a dog named Birdy
<@monkeylice> hence his handle HEREBIRDY
<@BuM> 🙁
<@BuM> one of many many regrets in my life
<@BuM> homosexual sexual intercourse
<@BuM> YAAAY
<@monkeylice> care to elaborate, BuM?
<+hobostotle> uh
<+hobostotle> why did I need to know he is dumb
<+hobostotle> I already got that from chain letter copy pasta
<@monkeylice> well
<@monkeylice> however little respect you were going to give BuM
<@monkeylice> drop it a few notches
<+hobostotle> I am pretty sure I cant respect him so little that I actually draw some sort of gaseous form of it from his body
<+hobostotle> not over the internet at least
<@monkeylice> well, BuM actually has glands in his skin that excretes disrespect
<@bash> im so lonely right now
<@bash> monkeylice cmere lemme pound ur fuckin face out
<@monkeylice> no bash I don’t fuck guys who don’t have cars
<@bash> FAGGOT
<@bash> I HATE YOU
<@monkeylice> I mean I don’t fuck guys
<+hobostotle> you mean “I dont fuck”
<+hobostotle> (low blow whapah)
<@bash> DIE IN A FIRE
<+hobostotle> hey bash
<@monkeylice> hobostotle that’s not true, I have sex with animals all the time
<+hobostotle> I would say suck my dick but I would rather not get a social disease
<@monkeylice> like bash’s mother
<@Rash> hiiiiiiiiii
<@monkeylice> hi rash
<@monkeylice> you see, hobostotle, one of our primary objects, or at least my primary objective, was to get BuM to kill himself
<@monkeylice> since he has been on welfare his entire life and is depraved and will eventually rape and murder children
<@Rash> mine too
<@monkeylice> but I lost interest
<@Rash> this beer gives me headache ;[
<@Rash> thasts why i am up at 0343
<+hobostotle> he is on welfare
<+hobostotle> ahhahahaahha
<+hobostotle> ahahahahahah
<@Rash> yes
<+hobostotle> even I, the stupidest, least motivated man in the world am good enough to not be on welfare
<@Rash> has been since foreber
<+hobostotle> because I have something called a dick
<@Rash> only bnecause his mom is or some shit
<+hobostotle> it keeps me off welfare
<@Rash> dont get me started on bums eorthless ass
<@Rash> i need to go back to bed
<@monkeylice> well, I think dick or balls is requisite
<@monkeylice> it’s kind of impressive that BuM will live his whole miserable life without contributing anything at all to anyone
<+hobostotle> haha
<+hobostotle> man welfare
<+hobostotle> only niggers are on welfare!
<@monkeylice> his greatest accomplishment in life is taking a screenshot of someone typing “asshole” in WOW
<+hobostotle> they are not even full humans!
<+hobostotle> they are not even full humans!
<+hobostotle> they are not even full humans!
<+hobostotle> they are not even full humans!
<+hobostotle> haha man
<+hobostotle> I have never talked to a white person who is on welfare
<+hobostotle> poor yes
<+hobostotle> welfare no
<+hobostotle> I would rather eat dirt
<@monkeylice> well I was on welfare when I was born
<@monkeylice> for like less than a year I think
<+hobostotle> yeah but look at you now
<@monkeylice> since my mom was fresh out of the army and divorced my father etc
<@monkeylice> well hob,I am a pretty fail person
<@monkeylice> but way more useful than BuM
<+hobostotle> also it is different because of things like that
<+hobostotle> you cant justify a decade of that
<+hobostotle> welfare is supposed to be a net to catch people who get totally fucked
<@monkeylice> he is like 24 or something
<+hobostotle> and then they bounce back
<+hobostotle> and get off fucking welfare
<+hobostotle> because the social stigma associated with it is like worse than if you wore electric retard comics on your face into a synagogue
<@monkeylice> well I dunno if BuM socializes at all outside of the apu and wow anymore
<@monkeylice> this is a person who has worn out fleshlights
<@BuM> I’m glad I give you people enjoyment in my sadness
<@monkeylice> we’re not really enjoying it, BuM
<@monkeylice> we’re disgusting
<@monkeylice> but disgust is entertaining
<+hobostotle> bum your sadness is a stupid construct you have built to justify your ultimate worthlessness
<+hobostotle> instead of being fag, go better yourself so you at least dont have to be on welfare
<+hobostotle> god you make me sick
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* Celeron_12ghz is now known as orac
<@monkeylice> BuM has cable tv
<+hobostotle> do I have cable tv
<+hobostotle> no
<+hobostotle> am I poor as balls
<+hobostotle> yes
<@monkeylice> me neither
<+hobostotle> am I on welfare
<@monkeylice> same
<@monkeylice> nope
<+hobostotle> no, because I have one thing you dont
<+hobostotle> its called self respect
<+hobostotle> and its worth more than cable tv
<+hobostotle> faggot
<+hobostotle> god you are like a nigger mixed with a martian
<+hobostotle> seriously you are the worst human being I know
<+hobostotle> at least murderers have some self respect
<+hobostotle> they think what they are doing is right
<+hobostotle> you are just pond scum floating the surface
<+hobostotle> you disgust me
<+hobostotle> you dont even have the courage to sink like a proper piece of shit
<+hobostotle> you just float and make me flush 3 times to get the taste of you out of my mouth
<@monkeylice> hob he is really just the shit rubbing that sticks to the bowl
<+hobostotle> im glad we had this talk about how you are worse than excrement
<@BuM> I like how passionate and furious the writings about me are in this channel. I expect to recieve death threats soon. ROFL
<@monkeylice> BuM it’s not worth it for us to kill you
<@BuM> a place for fags to rag on other fags because they dont get free money
<@monkeylice> we just want you to see the logic behind you ending your own life
<+hobostotle> I wouldn’t kill you
<+hobostotle> it would be more draining then anything your awful self has ever achieved
<@BuM> at age 18, my mother got me on social security, I found out I was on it at age 19
<+hobostotle> it would be like a death orgy of pain creation and time wasting as your last act
<@monkeylice> HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW, BUM?
<@BuM> 25
<@BuM> I think
<@BuM> err yea 25
<+hobostotle> 26 years old and you are worth the same as a 14 year old girl, and you dont even have a vagina
<@monkeylice> actually
<@monkeylice> I don’t want BuM to kill himself
<@monkeylice> at least, not until after his mother dies
<@BuM> you don’t even know me. all you know is how I recieve money
<@BuM> get over it.
<+hobostotle> I know you are 26 on welfare
<@monkeylice> BUM YOU’RE THE GUY WHO GIVES DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS ABOUT SODOMIZING YOURSELF WITH A PLUNGER
<@BuM> why dont you redneck fags go join the minutemen at the border and do semigay things to eachother while sipping on cheap beer
<+hobostotle> that is enough for me to know that I am an impossible to define amount better than you
<@monkeylice> BuM maybe we will do that since it is actually doing something and not sitting around on welfare
<@BuM> I’m 25 not 26
<+hobostotle> impossibly large
<+hobostotle> whatever shitbag it dont matter
<+hobostotle> you’re 0 as far as society is concerned
<@BuM> why did you feel it so important to attempt to correct me when I said I was 25.
<+hobostotle> since you’ve contributed fucking 0 and all you gave back was piss and shit
<@BuM> in your righteous mind you felt that I was lieing and needed to say 26 instead
<@BuM> I dont understand
<@BuM> I’m glad I live in california.
<@monkeylice> when BuM kills himself I’m going to burn his social security card and delete his wow account so history has no memory of him whatsoever
<+hobostotle> see now you are trying to change the subject from how you are a shitstain on the underwear of society to number dumbshits and where you live
<+hobostotle> how can you even justify owning a computer and internet and wow when you dont even work
<@BuM> this no longer amuses me. go away.
<+hobostotle> god you are such a fucking woman
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<hobostotle> laughlauhalughag
<@BuM> eh whatever. enjoy talking over the internet to eachother about ME
* monkeylice sets mode: +o hobostotle
<@monkeylice> hahaha
<@hobostotle> I am enjoying baiting you, because you are a worthless human being and should be forced into manual labor for the betterment of mankind
<@hobostotle> chaingang
<@monkeylice> now let us never speak of bum again in hopes that he kills himself tonight and is forgotten
<@hobostotle> mlice you know what
<@monkeylice> forever
<@hobostotle> if he kills himself im going to write a eulogy for him
<@monkeylice> ?
<@hobostotle> im serious
<@hobostotle> and it will just say
<@hobostotle> “here lies a man who finally realized what needed to be done, which is a true mark of a man”
<@monkeylice> hahahhahaa
<@hobostotle> “in death he finally redeemed himself”
<@hobostotle> “amen”
<@hobostotle> his headstone would just say
<@hobostotle> man
<@monkeylice> you still wouldn’t be able to get a dog to piss on his grave
<@hobostotle> and the moment when he killed himself to the moment he killed himself
<@monkeylice> hahahaha
<@hobostotle> since that is the only time he would have been truly alive
<@monkeylice> well
<@monkeylice> when you put it that way
<@monkeylice> I would toast to his name
<@monkeylice> and then forget him forever
<@hobostotle> there you go
<@hobostotle> a dead man has outlived his usefulness anyway, unless he can teach us a lesson there is no reason to discuss him
<@hobostotle> and the lesson can be learned just by looking at the stone