my mind left the back door open
<jiffy> sup vic
<victrola> halo jiffy
<jiffy> jifferson davis
<victrola> is it half past dead or was that a bad movie
<jiffy> huh
<victrola> exactly
<victrola> my mind is taking a vacation right now
<victrola> my body is on autipilot
<jiffy> where is it
<victrola> it went out for a cig
<dickstivers> vic roller
<victrola> said it would be back in 5 minutes, but that was 10 minutes ago
<jiffy> why aren’t there more tv shows about failure people
<jiffy> stupid mind
<victrola> yeah, it left the back door open and the milk on the table
<jiffy> god damnit
<victrola> i mean, just imagine what could come in!
<victrola> sometimes i hate my mind so much that i want a divorce
<jiffy> then you’d have to look for another mind
<jiffy> the dating scene can be rough
<victrola> i don’t know if i would want another mind
<victrola> my boss seems fine without one