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[19:46] <Nermy> uh well now i don’t know what i’m going to eat for dinner
[19:47] <infernoose> im eating an apple
[19:48] <infernoose> does that help
[19:48] <jiffy> nermy you can ess my dee how about that
[19:49] <Nermy> well you’re pretty far away
[19:49] <jiffy> oh
[19:49] <Nermy> i would ess mutton’s dee but then i’d just be hungry an hour later
[19:49] <jiffy> hahahhaa
[19:49] <jiffy> ell ess dee essed mutton’s dee

<Nermy> i’m going to make a saturday morning cartoon called Vlad the Impala about a vampiric antelope
<murton> irma vep
<Atmosfear> he should be a Chevy spokesperson, nermy
<Atmosfear> or i guess spokesanimal
<Nermy> yep
<Nermy> advertising tie-ins
<jiffy> followed by Loan Sharks
<murton> ante up
<jiffy> and American Eyedol
<murton> Killer Wails: The Opera
<Nermy> man we could revive saturday mornings with these eyedeas
<mokeylace> Loan Sharks is and always will be the greatest tv show
<Nermy> tupac: the animated series
<jiffy> lol
<Atmosfear> American iDoll it is about a self-aware ipod who came to manhattan in search of the two Ls and is struggling to make it in a cruel and insensitive world
<mokeylace> uh Nermy, UPN doesn’t exist anymore
<Nermy> the CW is mulatto
<jiffy> these shows could make nickelodeon not terrible again
<Atmosfear> thats racist
<Nermy> zoey 101 / tupac: the animated series crossover
<Nermy> tupac gets zoey pregnant
<Atmosfear> to be continued
<jiffy> then he shoots her in the stomach because he can’t afford an abortion doctor
<Atmosfear> next ep: zoey takes him to court for back child support payments
<mokeylace> tupac gets shot at the end of every episode
<jiffy> no mlice
<Atmosfear> we could do a three-way tie in with Maury to determine who is the baby’s real daddy
<jiffy> the plot is tupac goes back in time every episode and always gets shot
<jiffy> like jfk and tsar nicholas ii
<mokeylace> or he gets shot in the first 5 minutes of the first episode and then the rest of the series is people talking about how great he was and how much he contributed to the show
<Nermy> man this is a good series, this way we dont have to worry about continuity
<jiffy> lol mlice
<jiffy> and of course a nice family morning cartoon
<jiffy> The Crunks
<mokeylace> hahaha jiffy like Quantum Leap, he goes back in time and takes people’s place to make sure they get shot
<mokeylace> I guess that’s more like that movie Time Guardians
<murton> agent frank investigates
<mokeylace> Makaveli Thru Time
<Nermy> The Crunks holiday special: Christmas with the Crunks
<jiffy> man mlice i would watch that show

[18:46] <cryocrunk> world wars II: attack of the krauts
[18:50] <jiffy> ww2 death of the jews
[18:50] <jiffy> “this series ran for five seasons, but ultimately ended without resolution”
[18:50] <jiffy> “its spinoff, israel, has met with mostly negative reviews”

<button> I saw this mini doc on porn that talked about how often pornstars who do gay scenes (girl-girl or guy-guy) are actually gay, it the consensus between the pornstars interviewed were that most of the girls are bi but almost all of the guys are straight. They even have some gay male pornstars who have their wives come to the shoots so that they can get off.
<_monkeylice> gay4pay
<jiffy> gross
<_monkeylice> gay4dress
<jiffy> hey now
<jiffy> honestly
<jiffy> when i said gross
<jiffy> i had forgotten i’d done that
<jiffy> lol
<_monkeylice> hahaha
<jiffy> remembering that, let me reiterate: gross

[04:25] <jiffy> im starting the morning off well
[04:25] <jiffy> np: Snoop Dogg – Smoke Weed Everyday (feat Dr. Dre)
[04:25] <monkeylcie> I want to go wipe the sweat off my balls with my secretary’s mousepad
[04:25] <jiffy> my mousepad is volume 2 of preacher
[04:25] <monkeylcie> how are you starting the morning off?
[04:25] <jiffy> keep your ball sweat away from it
[04:25] <jiffy> with snoop!
[04:26] <monkeylcie> ess enn double oh pee to the dee oh double gee
[04:26] <jiffy> d oh double jizzle
[04:27] <monkeylcie> see ay pee en to the jay eye double eff why
[04:27] <jiffy> why because im fly
[04:28] <jiffy> summa dat real sticky icky icky oo wee
[04:28] <monkeylcie> sticky icky icky capnjiffy be givin’ stiffies
[04:29] <jiffy> just another day at work
[04:29] <monkeylcie> sons he’s the white rapper and anything but plain
[04:29] <jiffy> you know how it do
[04:29] <monkeylcie> better grow yourself a brain or he leave yo mama’s prayin’
[04:30] <jiffy> i had heartburn all night why am i eating salsa
[04:30] <jiffy> oh well

[14:52] <raghead> man if my dad smoked that would be pretty awesome
[14:53] <jiffy> that is among the first things everyone says when they start smoking pot
[14:53] <jiffy> hehe
[14:53] <raghead> oh my hehe
[14:53] <jski> yeah thats tru
[14:54] <jiffy> Gio. I marvel why the chaster of your sex
[14:54] <jiffy> Should think this pretty toy called maidenhead
[14:54] <jiffy> So strange a loss, when, being lost, ’tis nothing,
[14:54] <jiffy> And you are still the same.
[14:55] <raghead> oh
[14:55] <jiffy> LOL HYMENZ
[14:56] <raghead> yure a poet
[14:56] <jiffy> i did not write that!
[14:56] <dads> I never said I wish my dad smoked pot
[14:56] <dads> he wouldnt be as heroic if he did
[14:59] <jiffy> haha
[15:01] <jski> I smoke my dads dirty pot
[15:01] <jski> I smoke my dads dirty pot
[15:01] <jski> why do you smoke that dirty pot
[15:01] <jski> I just smoke my dads dirty pot
[15:02] <raghead> yure a poet
[15:03] <PrincessGiselle> papa kokkinos would never risk dulling his razor sharp senses
[15:04] <PrincessGiselle> he can spot, catch, and eat a vole from 5 kilometers in the air
[15:06] * dads has quit IRC
[15:06] <PrincessGiselle> hobs just got eaten by papa kokkinos to prove a point
[15:06] * jiffy has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[15:06] <PrincessGiselle> so did jiffy

[01:11] <monkeylic_> guys
[01:11] <monkeylic_> pvam is going to outlive us
[01:11] <jiffy> he is going to be alive after us
[01:11] <jiffy> pvam will never outlive anyone