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[18:21] <cryocrunk> hi who is here please
[18:21] <thanatoast> not yet
[18:35] <cryocrunk> oh
[18:41] <thanatoast> this is one of my favourite comics ever written http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=369
[18:43] <cryocrunk> lol
[18:50] <mp> i think being stuck in a seinfeld episode for eternity would be an interesting version of hell
[18:50] <cryocrunk> lol
[18:50] <cryocrunk> itd be hell all right
[18:53] <mp> im imagining some seinfeld banter and then a strange uncharacteristic silence
[18:53] <mp> and theres a terrifying white noise that grows in volume like in some horror films/sci-fi whatever
[18:53] <mp> and gets to a painful decibel before the scene changes
[18:54] <cryocrunk> man thats another interpretation of seinfeld
[18:54] <cryocrunk> a show about people who dont realize theyre in hell
[18:54] <mp> lol
[18:54] <thanatoast> lol
[18:54] <mp> “its a show about nothing… because in hell there is no hope that anything will happen ever again”
[18:55] <cryocrunk> it makes a lot of sense
[18:55] <mp> hey jerry
[18:55] <mp> hey jerry
[18:55] <mp> hey jerry
[18:55] <mp> like a sequence of kramer sliding into the room over and over
[18:55] <mp> and the audience laughter slows down and becomes horrifying
[18:55] <mp> and kramers face turns into a demons face
[18:57] <mp> and he opens the door and its a long corridor filled with a void abyss darker than black and at the end theres newman and hes hunched over and naked and chewing on someone half-eaten head
[18:57] <mp> “newman”
[18:59] <mp> “she had man hands” “man hands?” and then jerry looks off into the distance and has a semi-lucid interval almost as if hes about to remember that hes dead which causes the apartment to rattle and shake like an earthquakes coming on but then kramer shows up and the canned laughter draws him back in
[18:59] <arsenic`> lol
[19:00] <thanatoast> “mp should blog this”
[19:02] <mp> jerrys obsession with superman is a substitute for his failure to love the lord our savior jesus christ as a jew during his life, since there is no mention of god in hell
[19:03] <mp> george’s wife who licked the envelopes and died actually made it to purgatory
[19:03] <mp> or fiance or whatever she was
[19:05] <mp> marisa tomei is a succubus