hobs would call papa kokkinos
[19:06] <&cryosin> haha my friend just came into my room in near tears apparently her roommate has been really drunk for the past week and has been pissing all over their room whenever she feels like it
[19:07] <Nermy> wait what
[19:07] <&cryosin> yeah you read that right
[19:07] <Nermy> uhhhhhhhhhh
[19:07] <ozzy> that is terribly unattractive
[19:08] <ozzy> well unless you are into that
[19:08] <&jiffy> why do people have roommates like this
[19:09] <ozzy> surprise hammer
[19:09] <ozzy> nermy here is a tip the hammer can hit through walls/floors
[19:09] <Nermy> hammer is so inneffective
[19:09] <ozzy> there is a real surprise hammer
[19:09] <ozzy> yeah i hate it
[19:10] <Nermy> I do not understand why hammering someone in the shins does LESS damage than anywhere else
[19:10] <Nermy> or like busting kneecaps
[19:10] <ozzy> it doesnt matter where you hit anyone
[19:10] <&hobs> uh
[19:11] <&hobs> man if my roomate pissed on my room, if they still had their urethra not stopped up by a gluegun they would count themselves lucky
[19:12] <Nermy> if hobs’ roommate pissed on his room hobs would call papa kokkinos
[19:12] <&hobs> no I know how to deal with my own problems
[19:12] <&hobs> papa kokkinos only comes if i am unable
[19:13] <&hobs> and that would be only situations like
[19:13] <&hobs> me vs a rampaging buffalo
[19:13] <&hobs> me vs juggernaut
[19:13] <Nermy> or if you are feeling vindictive
[19:13] <ozzy> get outta my head charles
[19:13] <&hobs> my dad would look in juggernauts eyes and tears of pitch would come streaming out of jugs sockets
[19:13] <&hobs> he would scream until he plunged into the sea
[19:14] <ozzy> i would like to meet that dad
[19:15] <&cryosin> my dad would be very pissed and loud but he wouldnt actually do anything other than shout
[19:15] <&cryosin> if my roommate pissed everywhere
[19:15] <Nermy> cryosin calls up papa kokkinos
[19:16] <&jiffy> my dad is huge so when he gets mad people just cower it is pretty funny
[19:16] <&jiffy> it’s like they forget he is 50+ years old and really fat
[19:16] <ozzy> rub his nose in it
[19:16] <&hobs> my dad laughs when he is angry
[19:16] <&hobs> it is like listening to your own death