a revised treatise on /pizza
[14:10] <Dubert> if they make d3 pay to play i am going down to blizzard and i am going to skullfuck everyone until i get shot
[14:11] <mp> how can they possibly make d3 pay to play
[14:11] <infernoose> actually that might be true for the 2nd expansion because i quit a year before it came out
[14:11] <Nermy> d3 is gonna be pay to play
[14:11] <Dubert> better get my skullfucking gear ready
[14:11] <infernoose> no it isnt
[14:12] <Nermy> yep
[14:12] <mp> i bet if they made sc2 pay to play they would turn a massive profit
[14:12] <Nermy> all in korea bucks
[14:12] <mp> itd be like full circle
[14:12] <mp> like paying 25 bucks an hour to play nwn on aol
[14:12] <Nermy> lol
[14:12] <Nermy> I never played it
[14:12] <Dubert> 500 billion in the first month in jap money
[14:13] <Dubert> people will be bartering with bliz for play time
[14:13] <Dubert> welcome to the blizzard noth pawn shop
[14:13] <Dubert> noth
[14:13] <Nermy> prawn shop and coffee emporium
[14:14] <Dubert> 25.00 cups of coffe with stupid names like “paladin’s heavenly mocha swirl”
[14:15] <Nermy> ugh that would actually make so much money
[14:15] <Nermy> a WoW themed internet cafe
[14:15] <Nermy> in pvam’s basement
[14:16] <Dubert> non dairy creamer every hour or so
[14:16] <Dubert> (ew)
[14:16] <Nermy> if i had no soul i would make one of those
[14:16] <Nermy> and rake in the $$$
[14:16] <Nermy> hehe you could actually type /pizza and you would get pizza!
[14:16] <mp> lol
[14:17] <Dubert> faggots yelling “wheres my coffee im about to get aggro”
[14:17] <mp> http://everquest2.station.sony.com/pizza/
[14:17] <Nermy> mp let’s both drop out of professional school and start the troll shaman cafe
[14:17] <Dubert> everquest is still around
[14:18] <Dubert> hell nermy ill stake you guys with the start up money
[14:18] <Nermy> funded with trunk pants
[14:18] <Dubert> no
[14:18] <Dubert> (yes)
[14:18] <Nermy> uh guys i’m contemplating watching an episode of house at the library
[14:18] <mp> Demonstrating a deep understanding of what matters to its computer-gaming audience, Sony has built the ability to order pizza into its latest online multiplayer game.
[14:18] <mp> Type the command “/pizza” while playing Everquest II, a fantasy game with 330,000 active players, and get the Pizza Hut Web site, where you can place orders for delivery.
[14:18] <mp> Chris Kramer, spokesman for Sony Online Entertainment, said he believes this is the first time a game accepts orders for real-world items.
[14:18] <mp> Sony plans to integrate the pizza function more tightly into the game, so players can charge pizza to their monthly game subscription bill.
[14:18] <Nermy> is this awesome y/n
[14:18] <Dubert> for 60% of the profits and 10 points per on the back end and rights to use any character created
[14:19] <mp> “The goal for the future is to eventually let people do more things like this,” Kramer said. “They could type /harry potter and get the new Harry Potter book delivered or /star wars and get the new Star Wars DVD.”
[14:19] <mp> Many games incorporate ads and product placements, but such opportunities are limited with fantasy games like Everquest.
[14:19] <mp> Though the new pizza feature might satisfy appetites, caution is required as the game doesn’t pause while you’re ordering.
[14:19] <mp> “You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,” said Kramer.
[14:19] <Dubert> “You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,”
[14:19] <Dubert> ahaha
[14:19] <Dubert> what if you type like /cock do you get a chicken or raped
[14:19] * Nermy changes topic to ‘”You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,” ‘
[14:19] <mp> “The goal for the future is to eventually let people do more things like this,” Kramer said. “They could type /harry potter and get the new Harry Potter book delivered or /star wars and get the new Star Wars DVD.”
[14:19] <mp> lol
[14:20] <Dubert> “dur dur dur /cock” *ping* “come here nancy boy”
[14:20] <Nermy> y’all gonna get snaped
[14:20] <Dubert> i would spend all my days typing /dad and waiting by the door