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theyre the coolest evolutions

August 5, 2009

[19:56] <mp> yeah blastoise is as good as charizard
[19:56] <Arsenic> it was the only pokemon you had to use
[19:56] <mp> but he cant fly
[19:56] <Nermy> he can surf
[19:56] <Nermy> hang ten bro
[19:56] <mp> do you ev train grr1d
[19:56] <Nermy> cowabunga
[19:57] <mp> i cant figure ev training out
[19:57] <Nermy> it’s stupid
[19:57] <mp> and my charizards already 85 so whatever
[19:57] <cryocrunk> blastoise is the teenage mutant ninja turtles’ dad from the future

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a revised treatise on /pizza

April 22, 2009

[14:10] <Dubert> if they make d3 pay to play i am going down to blizzard and i am going to skullfuck everyone until i get shot
[14:11] <mp> how can they possibly make d3 pay to play
[14:11] <infernoose> actually that might be true for the 2nd expansion because i quit a year before it came out
[14:11] <Nermy> d3 is gonna be pay to play
[14:11] <Dubert> better get my skullfucking gear ready
[14:11] <infernoose> no it isnt
[14:12] <Nermy> yep
[14:12] <mp> i bet if they made sc2 pay to play they would turn a massive profit
[14:12] <Nermy> all in korea bucks
[14:12] <mp> itd be like full circle
[14:12] <mp> like paying 25 bucks an hour to play nwn on aol
[14:12] <Nermy> lol
[14:12] <Nermy> I never played it
[14:12] <Dubert> 500 billion in the first month in jap money
[14:13] <Dubert> people will be bartering with bliz for play time
[14:13] <Dubert> welcome to the blizzard noth pawn shop
[14:13] <Dubert> noth
[14:13] <Nermy> prawn shop and coffee emporium
[14:14] <Dubert> 25.00 cups of coffe with stupid names like “paladin’s heavenly mocha swirl”
[14:15] <Nermy> ugh that would actually make so much money
[14:15] <Nermy> a WoW themed internet cafe
[14:15] <Nermy> in pvam’s basement
[14:16] <Dubert> non dairy creamer every hour or so
[14:16] <Dubert> (ew)
[14:16] <Nermy> if i had no soul i would make one of those
[14:16] <Nermy> and rake in the $$$
[14:16] <Nermy> hehe you could actually type /pizza and you would get pizza!
[14:16] <mp> lol
[14:17] <Dubert> faggots yelling “wheres my coffee im about to get aggro”
[14:17] <mp> http://everquest2.station.sony.com/pizza/
[14:17] <Nermy> mp let’s both drop out of professional school and start the troll shaman cafe
[14:17] <Dubert> everquest is still around
[14:18] <Dubert> hell nermy ill stake you guys with the start up money
[14:18] <Nermy> funded with trunk pants
[14:18] <Dubert> no
[14:18] <Dubert> (yes)
[14:18] <Nermy> uh guys i’m contemplating watching an episode of house at the library
[14:18] <mp>  Demonstrating a deep understanding of what matters to its computer-gaming audience, Sony has built the ability to order pizza into its latest online multiplayer game.
[14:18] <mp> Type the command “/pizza” while playing Everquest II, a fantasy game with 330,000 active players, and get the Pizza Hut Web site, where you can place orders for delivery.
[14:18] <mp> Chris Kramer, spokesman for Sony Online Entertainment, said he believes this is the first time a game accepts orders for real-world items.
[14:18] <mp> Sony plans to integrate the pizza function more tightly into the game, so players can charge pizza to their monthly game subscription bill.
[14:18] <Nermy> is this awesome y/n
[14:18] <Dubert> for 60% of the profits and 10 points per on the back end and rights to use any character created
[14:19] <mp> “The goal for the future is to eventually let people do more things like this,” Kramer said. “They could type /harry potter and get the new Harry Potter book delivered or /star wars and get the new Star Wars DVD.”
[14:19] <mp> Many games incorporate ads and product placements, but such opportunities are limited with fantasy games like Everquest.
[14:19] <mp> Though the new pizza feature might satisfy appetites, caution is required as the game doesn’t pause while you’re ordering.
[14:19] <mp> “You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,” said Kramer.
[14:19] <Dubert> “You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,”
[14:19] <Dubert> ahaha
[14:19] <Dubert> what if you type like /cock do you get a chicken or raped
[14:19] * Nermy changes topic to ‘”You wouldn’t want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that’s safe is a good place,” ‘
[14:19] <mp> “The goal for the future is to eventually let people do more things like this,” Kramer said. “They could type /harry potter and get the new Harry Potter book delivered or /star wars and get the new Star Wars DVD.”
[14:19] <mp> lol
[14:20] <Dubert> “dur dur dur /cock” *ping* “come here nancy boy”
[14:20] <Nermy> y’all gonna get snaped
[14:20] <Dubert> i would spend all my days typing /dad and waiting by the door

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hobs would call papa kokkinos

November 12, 2007

[19:06] <&cryosin> haha my friend just came into my room in near tears apparently her roommate has been really drunk for the past week and has been pissing all over their room whenever she feels like it
[19:07] <Nermy> wait what
[19:07] <&cryosin> yeah you read that right
[19:07] <Nermy> uhhhhhhhhhh
[19:07] <ozzy> that is terribly unattractive
[19:08] <ozzy> well unless you are into that
[19:08] <&jiffy> why do people have roommates like this
[19:09] <ozzy> surprise hammer
[19:09] <ozzy> nermy here is a tip the hammer can hit through walls/floors
[19:09] <Nermy> hammer is so inneffective
[19:09] <ozzy> there is a real surprise hammer
[19:09] <ozzy> yeah i hate it
[19:10] <Nermy> I do not understand why hammering someone in the shins does LESS damage than anywhere else
[19:10] <Nermy> or like busting kneecaps
[19:10] <ozzy> it doesnt matter where you hit anyone
[19:10] <&hobs> uh
[19:11] <&hobs> man if my roomate pissed on my room, if they still had their urethra not stopped up by a gluegun they would count themselves lucky
[19:12] <Nermy> if hobs’ roommate pissed on his room hobs would call papa kokkinos
[19:12] <&hobs> no I know how to deal with my own problems
[19:12] <&hobs> papa kokkinos only comes if i am unable
[19:13] <&hobs> and that would be only situations like
[19:13] <&hobs> me vs a rampaging buffalo
[19:13] <&hobs> me vs juggernaut
[19:13] <Nermy> or if you are feeling vindictive
[19:13] <ozzy> get outta my head charles
[19:13] <&hobs> my dad would look in juggernauts eyes and tears of pitch would come streaming out of jugs sockets
[19:13] <&hobs> he would scream until he plunged into the sea
[19:14] <ozzy> i would like to meet that dad
[19:15] <&cryosin> my dad would be very pissed and loud but he wouldnt actually do anything other than shout
[19:15] <&cryosin> if my roommate pissed everywhere
[19:15] <Nermy> cryosin calls up papa kokkinos
[19:16] <&jiffy> my dad is huge so when he gets mad people just cower it is pretty funny
[19:16] <&jiffy> it’s like they forget he is 50+ years old and really fat
[19:16] <ozzy> rub his nose in it
[19:16] <&hobs> my dad laughs when he is angry
[19:16] <&hobs> it is like listening to your own death

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