chatdong

<Atmosfear> oh man yes
<Atmosfear> yes yes yes
<Atmosfear> SWEET yes
<dads> what
<Atmosfear> i just got a text from my sales guy and the new order of southern proper came in
<Atmosfear> so i got a t-shirt and hat waiting for me i knew there was a reason i didnt leave for home yesterday
<Atmosfear> (yes hobs i have a salesman at a mens store who texts me lol)
<victrola> have you taken that relationship to the next level
<victrola> because that salesman sounds quite keen
<Atmosfear> no but i should
<Atmosfear> man you are making a good point
<Atmosfear> he gives me all types of free shit
<victrola> he wants to see your shit for free
<Atmosfear> and we have gone downtown together
<Atmosfear> perhaps his marriage is just a cover
<Atmosfear> hmmm
<&dads> I am not even touching this with a ten foot pole
<Atmosfear> goddamnit hobs
<Atmosfear> this is the type of shit that happens to me
<Atmosfear> i find a store i like
<Atmosfear> spend lots of money there
<Atmosfear> and the only reason i get free shit from them is because they want to fuck me
<Atmosfear> fuck
<&dads> hehe
<&dads> and the funniest part is you needed #flames to instigate this idea
<Atmosfear> well the funny part is that without flames there would be no evidence
<Atmosfear> because its all about presentation of facts not actual facts

[00:42] <Dubert> nermy i have a veterinary question
[00:43] <Dubert> ketmine as an animal sedation whats the average dose?
[00:43] <Nermy> uh for what animal
[00:43] <hobostotle> dont take ketamine dubert
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[00:43] <Dubert> …no hobs
[00:43] <Dubert> i know
[00:43] <Dubert> for like a housecat or pet dog
[00:43] <hobostotle> its like the only addictive psychoacive
[00:43] <Nermy> dubert are you stupid there are different dosages for cats and dogs that’s why I asked
[00:44] <Dubert> so give me both damn
[00:44] <victrola> http://chatdong.monkey-butlers.com/?p=142
[00:44] <Dubert> nah hobs we found a few vials on a guy today so i ask
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[00:45] <Nermy> well i have no clue anyway tbh
[00:45] <hobostotle> tell that guy that he is an idiot
[00:46] <Dubert> no big deal
[00:46] <Nermy> for raccoons it’s apparently 8-10 mg/kg
[00:47] <Dubert> oh
[00:47] <Nermy> yo dube if you’re going to take a hit of ketamine mix it with valium
[00:47] <Dubert> ill remember that
[00:47] <Dubert> this guy had only a few vials on him im not sure what amount was in em
[00:47] <Dubert> but he obviously wasnt a vet
[00:47] <Nermy> hobs want to do a shot of ketamine wit me
[00:48] <hobostotle> no
[00:48] <hobostotle> I would rather do lsd
[00:48] <Dubert> oh man this guys on a geico commercial! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Winslow
[00:48] <hobostotle> or salvia
[00:48] <Dubert> i loved that guy!
[00:48] <hobostotle> ketamine is so bad for you
[00:49] <Nermy> hobs i’m gonna stick a needle full of ketamine up your butt
[00:49] <Dubert> whats the effects? is it sedative or psychoactive?
[00:49] <Nermy> also needle shaped objects full of beta-carotene
[00:49] <Nermy> sedative
[00:49] <Nermy> why the fuck would a vet want to make animals psychoactive
[00:49] <Dubert> no i meant in humans
[00:49] <Dubert> how the fuck shoudl i know what it does
[00:50] <Nermy> mammals have the same basic physiology jeez
[00:50] <Dubert> well excuse me all i know is point shoot cuff sleep donut

[05:38] <victrola> dad i’m listening to goanna – solid rock
[05:38] <Dubert> gonorrea
[05:39] <dad> i dont know who that is
[05:39] <Dubert> gonorrea you know who that is!
[05:39] <victrola> solid rock, standing on sacred ground
[05:39] <victrola> online radio from Melbourne
[05:39] <victrola> because i can
[05:40] <dad> lol radio
[05:40] <Dubert> this is radio melbourne rock music stingin your ears like a stingray to da chest
[05:40] <Dubert> oh wait
[05:40] <dad> i remember that
[05:40] <victrola> once in a lifetime experience
[05:40] <Dubert> literally
[05:41] <victrola> that’s why i said it 🙁
[05:41] <Dubert> wait are we all talking about the same thing
[05:41] <Dubert> oh ok whew
[05:41] <Dubert> thought i was alone in a sea of black comedy
[05:41] <victrola> never alone
[05:41] <victrola> NEVER
[05:41] <victrola> oh and someone pass me the beef jerky
[05:41] <Dubert> victrola i am glad i can always call on you for some quick blackup
[05:41] <Dubert> a comedic one two punch
[05:42] <HarWawk> \
[05:42] <victrola> paunching normal comedy where it hurts
[05:42] <Dubert> :_
[05:42] <victrola> (in the nose)
[05:42] *** ChanServ sets channel #flames mode +h victrola
[05:43] <Dubert> oh man a laptop and printer combo 229 at bestuby
[05:43] <Dubert> too bad i’m cheap
[05:43] <Dubert> (poor)
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[05:44] <%victrola> is that the green laptop
[05:44] <%victrola> powered by rubbish
[05:44] <Dubert> its a toshiba
[05:44] <Dubert> so pretty much!
[05:44] <%victrola> close
[05:45] <Dubert> man we are like starsky and hutch of unfunny comedy
[05:45] <Dubert> we are pretty much jackie chan and chris rock
[05:45] <Dubert> wait
[05:45] <Dubert> the other guy
[05:45] <Dubert> chris tucker
[05:45] <Nermy> chris rock is less funny though
[05:45] <Dubert> touche
[05:45] <%victrola> chris rock is a walking meme
[05:46] <Dubert> everybody hates chris (for the right reason)
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[05:46] <dad> chris rock and tucker
[05:46] <dad> i seriously dont know the difference
[05:46] <hobostotle> victrola put that up on the site as “the truest chatlog every recorded”

<villefort> also amazon hasen’t updated my tracking thing since the 18th
<villefort> THE 18TH
<Nermy> babby pvam learns another life lesson
<gigs> doesnt newegg still do like 8 dollar 3 day
<Nermy> it’s like watching wonder years only instead of fred savage it is a fat brown kid
<Nermy> and instead of winnie cooper it is a computer part
<monkeylice> and there’s no voiceover since pvam will suicide at age 18
<Nermy> shit fuck mp’s bed time he would have loved that reference
<villefort> well i guess this didn’t happen to me at least
<villefort> http://consumerist.com/consumer/top/ups-takes-a-year-to-deliver-package-177514.php
<mutton> gigs you can browse the topic’s portal/categories
<mutton> villefort it’s not urgent
<WarHawk> monkeylice that is the best thing youve ever said

[20:49] <jski> feliz compleanos
[20:49] <nermy> feliz niggerdad
[20:49] <jski> eheh
[20:50] <jski> salam
[20:50] <jski> salam chetori
[20:50] <jski> khoobam merci
[20:50] <jski> man nariman something doost daram
[20:50] <jski> fill in my errors
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[20:51] <nermy> dooset daram
[20:52] <nermy> come on salam
[20:52] <jski> what
[20:52] <nermy> and welcome to the jam
[20:52] <jski> come on salam and welcome to joonams
[20:52] <sponge> hey so should I buy a bunch of ky and taking an ass-raping 19 hours?
[20:52] <jski> come on and slam if you love joonams
[20:52] <sponge> take*
[20:52] <sponge> damn my english is horrible today
[20:52] <nermy> come on and slam, if you hate pvam
[20:52] <nermy> (i do)
[20:53] <sponge> pvam don’t be a faggot
[20:53] <thanatoast> let’s play hide the selam
[20:53] <jski> hide the salame
[20:56] <thanatoast> roll that beautiful dong footage

20:20 * plushpaws sniffs the air expectantly
20:20 <hobs> FURRY
20:21 <hobs> KILL THE FURRY
20:21 <cryosin> what
20:21 <gigs> mutton
20:21 * plushpaws growls
20:21 <cryosin> hello furry please expose your life
20:21 <cryosin> so you will be beaten
20:21 <cryosin> to death
20:21 <hobs> who are you so I can kill you in real life
20:21 * plushpaws backs away, her blue eyes moist and wide
20:21 <mp> you can do it all by yoself
20:22 <mp> hahahahaha
20:22 <cryosin> girl furries arent hot
20:22 <plushpaws> fuck it dont know how to be furry

[01:11] <monkeylic_> guys
[01:11] <monkeylic_> pvam is going to outlive us
[01:11] <jiffy> he is going to be alive after us
[01:11] <jiffy> pvam will never outlive anyone

[09:02] <&cryosin> WHAT THE FUCK
[09:02] <&cryosin> MY FUCKING ROOMMATE FUCKED MY FRIEND
[09:02] <&cryosin> PISSED BUT PRETENDING TO BE OUTWARDLY HAPPY TO MY ROOMMATE RIGHT
[09:02] <&cryosin> NOW
[09:02] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:02] <&cryosin> PISSED
[09:02] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:02] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:02] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:02] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:02] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:02] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:02] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:02] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
[09:04] <&cryosin> SHIT
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> GODDAMNIT
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> SHIT
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&jiffy> shh babby’s ears
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> SHIT
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> GODDAMN
[09:04] <&cryosin> SHIT
[09:04] <+sirioth> is it like
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> SHIT
[09:04] <+sirioth> your bff kind of friend
[09:04] <+villefort> hehe
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> WHAT THE FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> SHIT
[09:04] <&cryosin> GODDAMNIT
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> GODDAMN
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:04] <+villefort> cryosin he can hear you typing that fast
[09:05] <&cryosin> NO
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> GODDAMNIT
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> GODDAMNIT
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> GODDAMNIT
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> GODDAMNIT
[09:05] <&cryosin> SHIT
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&cryosin> FUCK
[09:05] <&jiffy> shut it fag
[09:06] <&cryosin> GODDAMNIT
[09:06] <&cryosin> MY MIND IS BLOWN
[09:06] <&cryosin> god damnit.
[09:06] <&jiffy> oh
[09:07] <&jiffy> http://www.abandonia.com/games/987/download/MarioTeachesTyping.htm+
[09:07] <&cryosin> i need a spiritual guide right now
[09:07] <&jiffy> http://www.abandonia.com/games/987/download/MarioTeachesTyping.htm
[09:08] <+villefort> jiffy
[09:08] <+villefort> that’s how I learned to type1
[09:08] <+villefort> !
[09:08] <+villefort> “TYPE FAST OR MARIO DROWNS AND THE PRINCESS DIES”
[09:08] <+villefort> i’m still haunted by it
[09:08] <&cryosin> fuck you pvam
[09:08] <&cryosin> this is your fault
[09:08] <+villefort> hehe cryosin
[09:08] <&cryosin> fuck you pvam
[09:08] <&cryosin> i blame you for this horrible happening
[09:08] <+villefort> hehe
[09:09] <&cryosin> man you cant even understand this
[09:09] <+villefort> nope!
[09:09] <&cryosin> you dont even get it
[09:09] <&cryosin> goddamnit
[09:09] <&cryosin> god damint
[09:09] <&jiffy> what
[09:10] <&cryosin> i have been secretly lusting after this girl-friend of mine for months
[09:10] <&cryosin> she comes to my room tonight looking for me
[09:10] <&cryosin> then fucks my roommate
[09:10] <&cryosin> now she is untouchable
[09:11] <&cryosin> she wanted a threesome
[09:11] <&jiffy> http://www.abandonia.com/games/715/images/games/WWF%20European%20Rampage%20Tour10.png
[09:11] <&cryosin> god fucking damnit
[09:11] <&jiffy> hahaha
[09:11] <&jiffy> hahahhahahahhahah
[09:11] <&cryosin> i will never recover from this
[09:11] <+villefort> nope! you won’t!
[09:11] <&jiffy> so you fucked your roomate in the end
[09:11] <&jiffy> wow bad day pal
[09:11] <&cryosin> goddamnit
[09:11] <&cryosin> goddamnit
[09:11] <&cryosin> goddamnit
[09:12] <+villefort> cryosin it’s obvious what you do
[09:12] <&jiffy> pvam http://www.abandonia.com/games/361/download/Creepers.htm
[09:12] <+villefort> you go and fuck her roommate
[09:12] <&cryosin> no her roommate is gross
[09:12] <+villefort> Finally, a game about me!
[09:12] <&cryosin> goddamnit
[09:12] <+villefort> cryosin your roommate is a jew
[09:12] <&cryosin> goddamnit
[09:12] <&cryosin> god damn it
[09:12] <+villefort> she fucked a jew
[09:13] <&cryosin> FUCK THIS SHIT
[09:13] <&cryosin> THIS IS THE MOST PISSED I’VE BEEN IN MONTHS
[09:13] <+villefort> aaron when you read this chatlog later, I want you to know that you made me very happy
[09:13] <&cryosin> AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY
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[09:13] <+villefort> cryosin didn’t you say that every girl at bu was an idiot anyway
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[22:36] <&jiffy> bom chikka wow wow
[22:37] <&mutton> check check
[22:37] <&jiffy> check it out
[22:37] <&mutton> what
[22:38] <&jiffy> it
[22:38] <Nermy2k> let me get some action from the back section
[22:39] <&mutton> let me get some digestion from the back rib section
[22:39] <&jiffy> chilis baby back nigs
[22:40] <victrola> let me get some fertilisation from the upper vagde section
[22:40] <&mp> uh, na na na na, uh, na na na na
[22:40] <&mutton> let me get some distraction loli from the federal bureau of invivisection
[22:41] <Nermy2k> let me get some contraction from my myocardial section

<mp> nermy youve heard of peach cobbler well the reverse of that coin is dick gobbler
<Atmosfear> cobble cobble cobble
<Nermy> now i ain’t sayin he a dick gobbler,
<Nermy> but he ain’t chompin on no peach cobbler
<mp> hehe