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[04:25] <jiffy> im starting the morning off well
[04:25] <jiffy> np: Snoop Dogg – Smoke Weed Everyday (feat Dr. Dre)
[04:25] <monkeylcie> I want to go wipe the sweat off my balls with my secretary’s mousepad
[04:25] <jiffy> my mousepad is volume 2 of preacher
[04:25] <monkeylcie> how are you starting the morning off?
[04:25] <jiffy> keep your ball sweat away from it
[04:25] <jiffy> with snoop!
[04:26] <monkeylcie> ess enn double oh pee to the dee oh double gee
[04:26] <jiffy> d oh double jizzle
[04:27] <monkeylcie> see ay pee en to the jay eye double eff why
[04:27] <jiffy> why because im fly
[04:28] <jiffy> summa dat real sticky icky icky oo wee
[04:28] <monkeylcie> sticky icky icky capnjiffy be givin’ stiffies
[04:29] <jiffy> just another day at work
[04:29] <monkeylcie> sons he’s the white rapper and anything but plain
[04:29] <jiffy> you know how it do
[04:29] <monkeylcie> better grow yourself a brain or he leave yo mama’s prayin’
[04:30] <jiffy> i had heartburn all night why am i eating salsa
[04:30] <jiffy> oh well

[01:42] <hobs> they always play games with me
[01:42] <Nermy> that’s why you gotta punch the shit out of them
[01:43] <Nermy> like straight up be like “well, yure playin games wit me, guess i gotta get out the bros”
[01:43] <hobs> yeah I just go
[01:43] <Nermy> bam pow bamf
[01:43] <hobs> well yure playin games wit me, guess I gotta go
[01:43] <hobs> then I go
[01:43] <Nermy> that doesn’t teach them a lesson
[01:43] <mp> if you play games with my heart i will play games with your brains, the game of hockey

[15:01] <Cyno> what if you couldn’t remember which screensaver was your favorite?
[15:01] <cryosin> then i’d be an idiot

[00:57] <cdc> don’t you find yourself nodding off?
[00:57] <heiffi> nope
[00:58] <heiffi> last time I nodded was at a 4 day lan
[00:58] <heiffi> and that was the worst mistake of my life
[00:58] <villefort> hahahahahahahahahaha
[00:58] <villefort> man if i saw a chick sleep during a lan party do you know what would happened
[00:58] <villefort> (a great /b/ thread)
[00:58] <heiffi> pvam indeed
[00:58] <heiffi> that is exactly what happened
[00:59] <heiffi> i woke up with a 13-14 very fat short kid grabbing my tits and breathing on my ear

[00:10] <villefort> i can not keep up with this miniseries
[00:11] <villefort> who is the lion who si the tinman who is the scarecrow
[00:11] <Hippocrass> what?
[00:11] <Nermy> i wanted to watch that but I don’t know if it’s in canada
[00:11] <villefort> the miniseries Tinman
[00:11] <Hippocrass> never heard of it
[00:11] <villefort> ok that’s the tinman
[00:11] <villefort> since he said “i’d shoot you in th heart if you had one”
[00:12] <Hippocrass> pvam must be the scarecrow
[00:12] <villefort> zing

rmy> <3
<mp> i should sing that in vent sometime hehe
<mp> i think it would melt even hobs heart
<mp> hobs theoretical heart
<mp> when you meet the someone who was meant for you
<mp> before two can become one there is something you must do
<mp> do you pull each others tails
<mp> do you feed each other seeds
<mp> no there is something sweeter everybody needs
<mp> i’ve been dreaming of a true love’s kiss
<mp> and a prince i’m hoping comes with this
<mp> that’s what brings everaftering so happy
<mp> and that’s the reason we need lips so much
<mp> for lips are the only things that touch
<mp> so to spend a life of endless bliss
<mp> just find who you love
<mp> through true love’s kiss
<mp> aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
<mp> (aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa)
<mp> she’s been dreaming of a true love’s kiss!
<mp> and a prince she’s hoping comes with this!
<mp> that’s what brings everaftering so happy!
<mp> and that’s the reason we need lips so much!
<mp> for lips are the only things that touch!
<mp> so to spend a life in endless bliss
<mp> just find who you love
<mp> through true love’s kiss
<Nermy> You’re the fairest maid I’ve ever met
<Nermy> you were made
<mp> to finish your duet
<mp> and in years to come we’ll reminisce!
<Nermy> And in years to come we’ll reminisce
<Nermy> How we came to love
<mp> and grew and grew love
<mp> since first we knew love
<Nermy> through true love’s kiss
<mp> through true love’s kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<mp> 🙂
<Nermy> 🙂

<monkeyliec> jesus I just dropped a deuce that would get me declared an enemy of the cross if the vatican ever found out about it
<monkeyliec> it was similar in mass and environmental impact to the Tunguska meteorite
<&jiffy> haha
<monkeyliec> I got up at 5am to get ready for work
<&jiffy> i just pooped recently also but it was not a catastrophic global event
<monkeyliec> for the last 2 weeks or so I haven’t been able to drag my ass out of bed before 7am
<monkeyliec> well my friend, have you ever had a bowel movement with global climate implications?
<&jiffy> nope!
<monkeyliec> it is a satisfying experience
<&jiffy> once my shit made a butterfly flap its wings which caused a cat to sneeze which ended up causing hurricane katrina

21:17] <Atmosfear> i prefer eggs of a dodo topped off with white tiger bacon
[21:17] <Dubert> atmosfear that is every thursday!
[21:17] <Arsenic> summon mother of kasra rahjerdi
[21:17] <Dubert> you and i shall eat like kings!
[21:17] <grr1d> see: grendel’s mother
[21:17] <Arsenic> white tiger bacon is the best
[21:17] <Dubert> lol grr1d
[21:18] <Dubert> and for lunch
[21:18] <Dubert> 4 bottles of johnny walker
[21:18] <Arsenic> and whale blubber
[21:18] <villefort> hello
[21:19] <Dubert> then i suit up and my day consists of blat blat blat cuff donut blat blat blat cuff donut woop woop thats the sound of the police
[21:19] <grr1d> hunt niggers
[21:19] <grr1d> check
[21:19] <grr1d> eat donut
[21:19] <Arsenic> at the fcrunk 10th anniversary reunion we will be serving cooked whale blubber, white tiger bacon, polar bear burgers, essence of sea turtles, and other various foods
[21:19] <grr1d> check
[21:19] <grr1d> drive around doing nothing check
[21:19] <Dubert> also you must ride a whale to the reunion or you do not gain entry
[21:19] <Dubert> raptor rides acceptable
[21:19] <Arsenic> at the end we will sit around a fireplace in smoking jackets and smoke tobacco out of a endangered wallrus tusk
[21:20] <villefort> or http://laist.com/attachments/la_zach/ucla_undie_run4.jpg
[21:20] <Dubert> actually that is pretty bad ass arsenic
[21:20] <grr1d> i love wasting ivory
[21:20] <cdc> pterodactyl rides
* Retrieving #flames modes…
[21:20] <Arsenic> skin of shark served with wild rice
[21:21] <Arsenic> maybe at the end we will give away emperor penguin jackets
[21:22] <Dubert> limited time offer everyone through the door gets bowties
[21:22] <Atmosfear> when i get bald i will make an emperor penguin toupee
[21:22] <Atmosfear> no thanks dubert i brought my own
[21:22] <Dubert> naturally
[21:22] <Dubert> all drinks served by mastodon riders
[21:23] <Dubert> free handguns and bottles of everclear
[21:23] <Dubert> man this is a ballin party

<&jiffy> they are like wear this suit with this tie or a tie like this or these pants ok
<&jiffy> and you are like yeah this guy is competent
<Atmosfear> ya
<Atmosfear> those are also the guys who cut you discounts because the markup is insane
<&jiffy> yep
<&jiffy> you can trust a guy who has worn a suit to work for 25 years about how to buy nice clothes
<Atmosfear> i mean the price has the discount built in
<Atmosfear> but still it is a nice feeling
<Atmosfear> ya
<Atmosfear> I mean I went out last night with the guy I buy all my clothes from lol
<Atmosfear> okay getting in the shower
<&jiffy> atmosfear is in a metrosexual relationship
<&hobs> I like that guy that old guy
<&hobs> I like that old man
<&jiffy> he’s the best
<&hobs> he is a good man he understands how the game is played
<&jiffy> yes
<&hobs> in fact he probably invented the game
<&hobs> (I just lost the game)
<&jiffy> he always has that tape measure draped over his suit
<&jiffy> standing around sorting the dress socks
<&hobs> yeah
<&hobs> but that guy can work in a lot of place
<&hobs> s
<&jiffy> he is never out of place
<&jiffy> as long as he is working
<&hobs> yeah he must go home and work on his house or work on something
<&hobs> otherwise he is bereft of action
<&hobs> and he is like a shark
<&jiffy> yeah if he stops working he dies
<&jiffy> he goes home and clears the eaves
<&hobs> every godamn second
<&hobs> he dies at his retirment party when he is 89
<&jiffy> haha yeah
<&hobs> when state law mandated he retire
<&hobs> his boss cried when he left
<&jiffy> he accepts it with stoic resignation
<&jiffy> as is his reaction to all things
<&jiffy> he goes home and opens a jar of mixed nuts and reads a home improvement magazine
<&hobs> hahahahah
<&hobs> the jar of mixed nuts is perfect
<&jiffy> yeah that is what i just imagine those guys snack on they don’t eat doritos or oreos they go right for the cashews
<&hobs> they need all that fat and energy for working
<&hobs> they are lean

[01:55] <mp> jski dont ever invite a girl here again
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[01:57] <cryosin> i got you
[01:57] <mp> you got me
[01:58] <cryosin> i got you!
[01:58] <mp> you got me!
[01:58] <cryosin> im the best
[01:58] <mp> im the best
[01:58] <mp> you got me
[01:58] <cryosin> we’re the best