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[12:49] <mp> nermy if i were an x-man who would i be
[12:49] <Nermy> nightcrawler
[12:49] <hobs> do you want me to spoil it for you nermy
[12:49] <mp> bamf
[12:49] <mp> bamf
[12:49] <mp> bamf
[12:49] <Nermy> hobs i was making a joke shut up already
[12:49] <mp> lets get lost tonight
[12:49] <Nermy> >:)
[12:49] <hobs> I wasn’t
[12:49] <mp> you can be my ultimate colossus tonight
[12:50] <mp> nermy if you were an x-man
[12:50] <Nermy> if ultimate colossus ever met real colossus real colossus would beat the shit out of him
[12:50] <mp> you would be little miss kitty pryde
[12:50] <mp> 🙂
[12:50] <mp> hehe
[12:50] <hobs> because john dies at the end but a clone of john who has all his memories finds out that he is not the real john and has to grapple with the fact that he is meant to kill humanity
[12:50] <hobs> and then he saves the day
[12:50] <hobs> even though he is an evil alien
[12:50] <mp> hobs is def wolverine
[12:51] <Nermy> hobs is juggernaut
[12:51] <hobs> is it because I am mean or because I have an actual mutated healing factor
[12:51] <mp> cryosin is gambit because he has to let his hair dry
[12:51] <mp> mtjihad is dr hank mccoy
[12:51] <Nermy> solecistic is rogue because if she touches you you wither up and die
[12:51] <mp> hahahahahaha
[12:52] <hobs> nermy
[12:52] <hobs> you win the game
[12:52] <Nermy> i just lost the game

[19:44] <mp> oh oh here she cums
[19:44] <mp> watch out boi shell chew uwe up
[19:44] <mp> oh oh here she cums
[19:44] <mp> shes a maneata
[19:45] <mp> she only cums out at night
[19:45] <villefort> mp isn’t it “whoa whoa here she comes”
[19:45] <mp> maybe in the kidz bop version

[13:56] <Atmosfear> (his dad sold his cadillac and bought a yaris)
[13:57] <mp> crank dat souljah boi
[13:57] <Atmosfear> (this is why i buy my own cars)
[13:57] <PrincessGiselle> crank dat jorja fox
[13:58] <mp> crank dat souljah boi
[13:58] <dads> well uh why would he let his dad do that
[13:59] <dads> a yaris is short for a vagina
[13:59] <PrincessGiselle> hobs would you argue with your dad
[13:59] <Atmosfear> i think it is long for vagina
[13:59] <PrincessGiselle> imagine if you had turned out to be a failure
[13:59] <PrincessGiselle> and tried to argue with your dad
[13:59] <jiffy> Dad’s Tavern
[13:59] <jiffy> 1910 Cental Ave
[13:59] <jiffy> Kearney, Nebraska 68847
[13:59] <jiffy> (308) 237-2673
[13:59] <Atmosfear> ya and now instead of you arguing imagine you that is skinny frecklefaced faggot
[14:00] <Atmosfear> okay i am going to take a nap/watch reba
[14:00] <PrincessGiselle> hell, if xtremeyaris tried to argue with his own dad, i bet papa kokkinos would emerge from a nearby lake and strangle him with his yaris’ seatbelts
[14:00] <mp> atmosfear watch reba
[14:00] <Atmosfear> no he would emerge from the lake throw him into the lake and then drive his electric car into the lake and electrocute him
[14:01] <Atmosfear> but anyways nap time peace nigs
[14:01] <PrincessGiselle> atmosfear watch reba

[02:09] <villefort> monkeylice makes so much money
[02:10] <villefort> he makes 40somethingk
[02:10] <villefort> and he just got hsi christmas bonus
[02:10] <jiffy> and he complains about being poor
[02:10] <villefort> 44k
[02:10] <villefort> yeah
[02:10] <jiffy> also 40k is not anywhere near rich for california
[02:10] <Dubert> 40k uh
[02:10] <villefort> 44k actually
[02:10] <Dubert> 44k
[02:11] <Dubert> where exactly is that rich
[02:11] <Dubert> paraguay
[02:11] <jiffy> haha

[14:52] <raghead> man if my dad smoked that would be pretty awesome
[14:53] <jiffy> that is among the first things everyone says when they start smoking pot
[14:53] <jiffy> hehe
[14:53] <raghead> oh my hehe
[14:53] <jski> yeah thats tru
[14:54] <jiffy> Gio. I marvel why the chaster of your sex
[14:54] <jiffy> Should think this pretty toy called maidenhead
[14:54] <jiffy> So strange a loss, when, being lost, ’tis nothing,
[14:54] <jiffy> And you are still the same.
[14:55] <raghead> oh
[14:55] <jiffy> LOL HYMENZ
[14:56] <raghead> yure a poet
[14:56] <jiffy> i did not write that!
[14:56] <dads> I never said I wish my dad smoked pot
[14:56] <dads> he wouldnt be as heroic if he did
[14:59] <jiffy> haha
[15:01] <jski> I smoke my dads dirty pot
[15:01] <jski> I smoke my dads dirty pot
[15:01] <jski> why do you smoke that dirty pot
[15:01] <jski> I just smoke my dads dirty pot
[15:02] <raghead> yure a poet
[15:03] <PrincessGiselle> papa kokkinos would never risk dulling his razor sharp senses
[15:04] <PrincessGiselle> he can spot, catch, and eat a vole from 5 kilometers in the air
[15:06] * dads has quit IRC
[15:06] <PrincessGiselle> hobs just got eaten by papa kokkinos to prove a point
[15:06] * jiffy has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[15:06] <PrincessGiselle> so did jiffy

[10:49] <Atmosfear> oh man jiffy i made a grave error last night
[10:49] <Atmosfear> i was in a hurry to get my shit in from my truck because i had a girl coming over
[10:49] <Atmosfear> and i dropped my bowtie
[10:49] <Atmosfear> and then it rained all night
[10:49] <Atmosfear> so im not sure whats gonna happen
[10:50] <&jiffy> you will briefly stop looking ridiculous

[20:32] <Dubert> soulja boi feat lil nermy – crank dem dicks
[20:32] <grr1d> i would buy that
[20:32] <Dubert> #1 single
[20:32] <Dubert> produced by dr donda west
[20:32] <grr1d> omg new tim and eric is on adultswim.com
[20:33] <grr1d> anmd its called dad’s off
[20:33] <Nermy> dr donda west feat tupac “still thuggin in hell”
[20:34] <Dubert> backup vocals by dj hussein
[20:34] <benzss> why do i have dj riot on my aim list
[20:34] <Dubert> hot beats
[20:34] <Nermy> come on saddam, if you wanna jam
[20:35] <Dubert> hanging with saddam
[20:35] <grr1d> thocks
[20:35] <Dubert> late night after heroes
[20:36] <Nermy> hanging with mr hussein
[20:37] <Nermy> aka hanging with mr cooper
[20:37] <Nermy> it is funnier that way
[20:37] <Dubert> not so fresh prince of iraq
[20:37] <Nermy> or just hanging with mr cooper because he is black lol lynch mob

[00:35] <me> hehe
[00:36] <Nermy> hi mp!
[00:36] <me> its me its who i am
[00:38] <Nermy> mp how do I work dc++ to get comics
[00:38] <me> you have to have like 5gb of comics to join the hub i am on
[00:39] <Nermy> oh
[00:39] <Nermy> I think I have that much let me check
[00:42] <Nermy> yeah mp I got 5 gigs
[00:42] <me> ok lets see
[00:43] <Nermy> heheh 4.8 gigs of it is ASM
[00:44] <jski> dcc++
[00:45] <me> megaman.gotdns.com:455
[00:45] <me> thats the hub address
[00:45] <Nermy> uh do I have to put the comics in a special folder!
[00:45] <me> yes
[00:46] <Nermy> do they give a shit how it’s organized?
[00:47] <me> i dunno kinda
[00:48] <Nermy> well they can suck my dick I guess
[01:08] <Nermy> mp how do I know who has new comics
[01:17] <monkeylice_> check the free clinic
[01:21] <warhawk> k
[01:22] <Nermy> ok fuck dc++ i found a mexican site with rapidshare links

[22:21] <monkeyliec> pvam how many levels are in portal?
[22:21] <gravyabuseman> 18?
[22:23] <Atmosfear> next question how old are you
[22:24] <gravyabuseman> almost 16?
[22:25] <Atmosfear> that always makes me laugh
[22:25] <benzss> 14
[22:25] <benzss> 14foreva
[22:25] <Nermy> 14
[22:25] <Nermy> is the right answer
[22:25] <Nermy> benzss wins a car!
[22:26] <benzss> i will drive into guardrails with it in a stunning reenactment
[22:26] <benzss> coming soon to a town near you
[22:27] <Nermy> E True Hollywood Story starring Ben Smallwood as fubarbabbee and cybil sheperd as the guard rail
[22:29] <benzss> the excess fat would be through ground-breaking CGI techniques
[22:29] <benzss> with sound effects to match
[22:31] <Nermy> cgi John Candy back from the grave
[22:36] <grr1d> i lost evilpie’s number and he texted me earlier and i asked who it was and he told me it was ‘the undead corpse of john candy, and i’m coming to KICK YOUR ASS kid’

[01:04] <Dubert> man i love the law and order sound
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[01:04] <Dubert> open link in new tab 900000 times its a cacophony of justice