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hobs fought the law

June 6, 2008

[01:17] <dads> hm
[01:17] <dads> well
[01:19] <dads> what about like stephen king
[01:19] <dads> he has read some of his own stuff
[01:19] <dads> like the stand I think he read
[01:19] <mrjihad|laptop> hobs I wanted something good/interesting
[01:19] <dads> I liked the stand
[01:23] <mrjihad|laptop> nevermind I’m just going to listen to dr. bloodmoney and ubik
[01:23] <maesce> hobs at any time did the defendant touch you inappropriately
[01:23] <dads> I aint snitchin
[01:24] <maesce> (judge) answer the question or be found in contempt of court
[01:24] <dads> judge dont make me get my dong
[01:24] <dads> its a deadly weapon
[01:24] <maesce> no further questions

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das dads

May 23, 2008

<jski> I am glad I only have a stepsister that I don’t care about and not a real sister
<jski> also that it’s not that girl right there
<cryocrunk> youre not my real dad
<jski> im a real dad
<Nermy> pokemon dads
<Nermy> charizard dads
<jski> JORDANS GONNA BE THE VERY BEST
<Atmosfear> your dad is trying to squirtle your sister
<mp> dad history x
<Nermy> the invincible iron dad
<jski> astonishing dad-men
<mp> dad club
<mp> the dad job
<Nermy> the dadhood of the traveling dads
<jski> the dad trap
<mp> the incredible dad
<jski> dad and the pussydads
<Nermy> spider-dad
<mp> the dark dad
<jski> dont tell anyone its just my pussydads
<mp> the dad knight
<mp> dadknights
<cryocrunk> dad/off
<jski> haha
<Nermy> dude, where’s my dad!?
<jski> dad boll
<mp> dad/off was actually on the show
<Nermy> or
<Nermy> dad, where’s my car!?
<cryocrunk> dadburger
<mp> dad and kumar go to white castle
<jski> superdad
<cryocrunk> lol
<jski> lol
<Nermy> the 40 year old dad
<jski> I ordered linguine just then
<mp> dances with dads
<cryocrunk> let’s order linguine
<jski> dad and company
<cryocrunk> dad’s navy
<mp> ps i love dad
<Nermy> daddyshack
<jski> caddydads
<jski> NO
<jski> :[
<Nermy> hehe
<mp> ghostdads
<jski> daddyshack works way better!
<jski> indiana dad
<jski> star dads
<Nermy> meet the dads
<jski> dad the fockers
<Nermy> star dads episode iii: attack of the dads
<jski> meet dad fockers
<mp> a dad too far
<cryocrunk> dadfest
<jski> bridge on the river dad
<cryocrunk> saving private dad
<Atmosfear> um
<jski> dadpocalypse now
<cryocrunk> black hawk dad
<mp> for a fistful of dads
<Atmosfear> did everyone hug a cnidarian today?
<mp> for a few more dads
<cryocrunk> cheaper by the dad
<mp> the good, the dad, and the ugly
<Atmosfear> today is National Hug a Cnidarian Day
<jski> clear and present dads
<Nermy> national lampoon’s: dad vacation
<cryocrunk> dad force one
<jski> star dads 2: attacks of the dads
<mp> dads away
<jski> dadtanic
<mp> weekend at dads
<Atmosfear> Operation Dad Drop
<Nermy> star dads: dads of the old republic
<jski> dadthoven’s first
<jski> lol
<cryocrunk> dad camp
<Nermy> daddy day dad
<cryocrunk> no country for old dads
<jski> dad goes to jail
<Atmosfear> Beavis and Butthead Dad America
<jski> there will be dads
<mp> there will be dads
<cryocrunk> lol
<Nermy> the dad before time
<jski> before the dad knows you’re dead
<mp> house of dads
<Atmosfear> Iron Dad
<Nermy> all dads go to heaven
<jski> lol
<cryocrunk> lords of dad town
<mp> the dad wears prada
<jski> natural born dads
<Atmosfear> Indadana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Dad
<mp> dad instinct
<jski> the once and future dad
<Nermy> e.d.: the extra dad
<Atmosfear> Dad on Fire
<jski> the dad candidate
<Nermy> dad to the future
<mp> big dad in little china
<Atmosfear> Limony Snickett’s Unfortunate Series of Dads
<jski> living dad
<jski> lol
<Nermy> bebe’s dads
<cryocrunk> the fatherhood of the traveling dads
<mp> dawn of the dad
<Nermy> aristotle: the dad
<Nermy> from dad til dawn
<Atmosfear> Dances with Dads
<Nermy> atmosfear stop redoing ones we’ve already said
<mp> harry potter and the order of the dad
<cryocrunk> the longest dad
<Nermy> 12 angry dads
<cryocrunk> remember the dads
<mp> a dad to remember
<cryocrunk> dads in the outfield
<Atmosfear> Friday Night Dads
<mp> tmnt2: secret of the dads
<cryocrunk> someone put this on chatdong when we are done
<cryocrunk> the inside dad
<mp> dad boys 2
<Nermy> a knight’s dad
<Atmosfear> Lord of the Dads: The Fellowship of the Dads
<cryocrunk> dads in the dark
<Nermy> the chronicles of dad: the lion, the mom, and the wardrobe
<mp> the great dad detective
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<Nermy> dad goes west
<mp> dads down under
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<jskii> mighty joe dad
<Atmosfear> The Dad Identity
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* ChanServ sets mode: -b ozzy!*@*
<Nermy> king dad
<Atmosfear> The Dad Supremacy
<jskii> dads incorporated
<cryocrunk> forrest dad
<mp> dad in the darkness
<Nermy> the dadfather
<jskii> the dad tower
<mp> top dad
<Atmosfear> The Dad Ultimatum (“pvam go to bed or else”)
<cryocrunk> fantastic dads
<mp> risky dad
<jskii> operation dad drop
<Nermy> nightmare on dad street
<Atmosfear> Dad Times at Ridgemont Dad
<mp> dads wide open
<jskii> dads wide shut
<cryocrunk> frankendads
<Nermy> dad odyssey: 2001
<Atmosfear> Brokedad Mountain
<Nermy> er
<Nermy> 2001 a dad odyssey
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<mp> full metal dad
<cryocrunk> brokeback dads
<jskii> fuck you gravy robbers
<mp> the brave little dad
<Nermy> dad air
<jskii> air dad
<Nermy> m.v.d.: most valuable dad
<jskii> air dad 2: golden dadceiever
<mp> dad booth
<cryocrunk> dads of war
<jskii> before the devil knows yure dad
<Atmosfear> Daddevil
<Nermy> apocalypse dad!
<mp> dads in seattle
<mp> pretty dad
<cryocrunk> boondock dads
<Nermy> dad vs the volcano
<Atmosfear> Dadless in Seattle
<cryocrunk> dads club
<Nermy> dad max
<Atmosfear> Dante’s Dad
<mp> lol
<jskii> dad’s inferno
<mp> lol
<mp> dad max
<Nermy> the passion of the dad
<mp> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
<cryocrunk> a jihad for dad
<jskii> breaking dad
<Nermy> indecent dad
<Atmosfear> Dadsize Me
<cryocrunk> savage dad
<mp> the fifth dad
<jskii> arrested dadvelopment
<cryocrunk> forgetting dad
<Atmosfear> An Inconvenient Dad
<mp> resident dad
<Atmosfear> Superdad
<jskii> a dad like no other
<cryocrunk> the dads behind the sun
<Nermy> DADTACA
<jskii> haha
<mp> dadcolypto
<jskii> teminator 2: judgement dad
<cryocrunk> the dads and the furious
<mp> city of dads
<jskii> 2dad2furious
<Nermy> the dads and the furious 3: tokyo dad
<mp> spy dads 3d
<Nermy> bring dad on
<jskii> sky dads
<jskii> she’s all dad
<jskii> lol
<Atmosfear> Indadana Jones and the Temple of Dad
<jskii> sje
<mp> indiana jones and the last dad 🙁
<Nermy> dad and the city
<jskii> ten things I hate about dad
<Nermy> lars and the real dad
<jskii> the last dad of scotland
<Nermy> the dadbook
<mp> in the garden of good and dad
<cryocrunk> dad fiction
<Atmosfear> Tears of the Dad
<Nermy> reservoir dads
<cryocrunk> the shawshank dads
<jskii> home at the end of the dad
<cryocrunk> schindler’s dad
<mp> dad fiction
<Nermy> dads of madison county
<Atmosfear> Sophie’s Dad
<Nermy> dad and silent bob strike back
<jskii> angela’s dads
<jskii> pootie dad
<Atmosfear> Dadma
<cryocrunk> dr strangelove or: how i learned to stop worrying and love dad
<Nermy> dad’s day off
<jskii> dads day afternoon
<cryocrunk> dad’s window
<Atmosfear> Daddyblanca
<Nermy> american dad
<Nermy> oh
<cryocrunk> dads boulevard
<Nermy> that one’s bad
<jskii> american history dad
<Atmosfear> Dad Psycho
<cryocrunk> leon the dad
<cryocrunk> to kill a dad
<jskii> phone dad
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<cryocrunk> requiem for a dad
<Nermy> one missed dad
<jskii> a dad unto himself
<Nermy> a few good dads
<jskii> antwone dad
<jskii> lol
<cryocrunk> paths of dads
<Atmosfear> Dad Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
<mp> fried green dads
<Atmosfear> Dad by Dadwest
<cryocrunk> das dads
<jskii> attack of the killer dads
<cryocrunk> dad runner
<Atmosfear> Dads Attacks!
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<Nermy> Stop! Or my dad will shoot.
<cryocrunk> olddads
<jskii> das dads and dad max were the best
<mp> granddad’s boy
<Atmosfear> Grumpy Old Dad’s
<Atmosfear> Grandma’s Dad
<cryocrunk> kill dad: vol 1
<cryocrunk> dad hard
<jskii> intolerable dad
<cryocrunk> the sixth dad
<jskii> dangerous dads
<Nermy> dad in real life
<mp> dad of honor
<Atmosfear> The Fifth Dad
<cryocrunk> life of dad
<Atmosfear> Born of the Dad of July
<cryocrunk> finding dad
<Atmosfear> Dad Almighty
<cryocrunk> children of dad
<jskii> quest for the holy dad
<jskii> inside dad
<jskii> honey I shrunk the dads
<Nermy> black dad moan
<cryocrunk> dial dad for murder
<Atmosfear> The Dad and the Hound
<cryocrunk> dadhouse
<Nermy> the aristodads
<Atmosfear> The Aristodads
<jskii> the little dad
<Atmosfear> lol nermy
<cryocrunk> mystic dads
<jskii> fern daddy
<mp> for dads and basketball
<Atmosfear> My Little Daddy
<cryocrunk> sunrise: a song of two dads
<jskii> the secret of DAD
<Nermy> dad rangers: the movie
<Atmosfear> White Men Can’t Dad
<jskii> white dads cant jump
<mp> too wong foo thanks for dad
<Atmosfear> Thank You for Dadding
<jskii> pretty daddy
<cryocrunk> dad soup
<Nermy> look who’s talking dad
<Atmosfear> My Best Dad’s Wedding
<mp> boogie dads
<jskii> my cousin daddy
<cryocrunk> dad for vendetta
<Nermy> 4 dads and a funeral
<mp> dads in black
<Nermy> wild, wild, dads
<mp> lol
<dads> dad the barbarian
<cryocrunk> million dollar dad
<jskii> dads dads dads
<dads> dad streak: 2
<cryocrunk> the dad theif
<Nermy> he-dad and the dads of the universe
<Atmosfear> Daddy Dad
<jskii> rush dad
<jskii> dad hour
<Nermy> dad money
<jskii> thunderdads
<cryocrunk> dad and ms smith
<mp> dads day out
<jskii> dog dad afternoon
<mp> mr dad goes to washington
<cryocrunk> the maltese dad
<dads> mr dad and ms smith
<Nermy> in the name of dad: a dungeon dad tale
<mp> lol
<jskii> one flew over the cuckoo dad
<dads> iron dad
<cryocrunk> dadopolis
<Nermy> dad city
<dads> dad
<mp> dadapolis
<cryocrunk> dad, interrupted
<jskii> dadsepolis
<Atmosfear> A Dad too Far
<dads> white dad
<mp> tank dad
<Nermy> best in dad
<Atmosfear> Dadman
<cryocrunk> eternal sunshine of the spotless dad
<dads> dad of earth
<dads> animanidad
<Nermy> goldendad
<Atmosfear> Titan Dad E
<cryocrunk> the seven dads
<mp> dad i shrunk the kids
<dads> a tale of two dads
<Atmosfear> Battledad Galactica
<cryocrunk> the fabulous destiny of dad
<dads> the dad must be crazy 2
<cryocrunk> cool hand dad
<mp> big dads
<cryocrunk> the man who shot dad
<dads> how dad got his grrove back
<Nermy> pretty dad
<cryocrunk> the dad who shot liberty valance
<mp> the dad before christmas
<Nermy> welcome home dad
<dads> welcome back dad
<Nermy> sweeney dad
<cryocrunk> the dad of oz
<mp> the quick and the dad
<dads> lawnmower dad
<Atmosfear> Dad Baked
<cryocrunk> dads at nuremburg
<Nermy> dad is beautiful
<Nermy> the dad clause
<mp> dad beauty
<Nermy> drop dad gorgeous
<Nermy> drop dad fred
<mp> we are dads
<mp> dad or alive
<mp> dads of the fall
<mp> silence of the dads
<Atmosfear> Its a Wonderful Dad
<Nermy> a christmas dad
<jskii> oh my cyclods came in the mail
<Nermy> the truth about dads and dogs

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no cussing

May 17, 2008

[13:57] <jski> today is spongebob boxers day
[14:00] <Nermy> today is no cussing day
[14:00] <Nermy> so was yesterday
[14:00] <Nermy> and so is tomorrow
[14:01] <jski> this is the no cussin eon
[14:01] <jski> the no cussin aeon flux
[14:02] <Nermy> aeon flux is a cuss
[14:03] <jski> aeon fux you
[14:07] <victrola> FUCK FUCK SHIT CUNT ASSHOLE SLUTE
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it’s never lupus

May 16, 2008

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[21:15] <Nermy> igjibs did you knock up anna
[21:15] <igjbs> Nermy: no but i would lol if i had
[21:15] <Arsenic> the bawls kid
[21:16] <igjbs> worst cancer ever
[21:16] <Nermy> well i guess figuring out who the dad is would be like finding a needle in a haystack
[21:16] <cryocrunk> is anna knocked up or something
[21:16] <igjbs> cryocrunk: yes
[21:16] <igjbs> and
[21:16] <igjbs> you guys are going to love this
[21:16] <igjbs> her baby has
[21:16] <igjbs> motherfucking
[21:16] <Nermy> we probably won’t care
[21:16] <Nermy> (unless it’s lupus)
[21:16] <cryocrunk> shes had the baby already
[21:16] <cryocrunk> lol
[21:16] <igjbs> DOWNS
[21:16] <igjbs> SYNDROME
[21:16] <cryocrunk> are you serious
[21:16] <Nermy> oh lol
[21:16] <igjbs> dead serious
[21:17] <cryocrunk> lol
[21:17] <Arsenic> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah
[21:17] <cryocrunk> lol
[21:17] <Nermy> up, up, downs, downs
[21:17] <Arsenic> CORY IN THE HOUSE

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MMOELR

April 7, 2008

<mp> guys lets play everybody loves raymond mmorpg
<mokeneylice> dibs on marie
<infernoose> ill be rob ert
<cdc_> real life situations so its funnier
<Nermy> fuck i guess i’ll be ray’s dad
<mokeneylice> we’re married nermy
<mokeneylice> now we’re married
<cdc_> I’ll be Roberts girlfriends creepy brother
<Nermy> alright monkeylice gear up we’re raiding molten core
<cdc_> (forgot his name)
<Nermy> amy
<Nermy> oh
<Nermy> the brother
<cdc_> Peter
<Nermy> idk
<infernoose> k but im not healing ray
<Nermy> nobody wants to be ray
<mokeneylice> nermy I just loled hard enough to cough up doritos through my nose
<Nermy> lol

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taking it old school

April 6, 2008

[18:48] <binjured> old gamers? i’ve probably been playing longer than u nermy 😛
[18:48] <cryocrunk> between player created factions
[18:48] <cryocrunk> but that is too much to ask
[18:48] <mp> when yu gi oh has its 20th anniversary we’ll be in real trouble
[18:48] <binjured> cryo:  just play EVE then… it’s the best mmo out there for player-created “factions” and shit
[18:49] <Arsenic> oh my god
[18:49] <Arsenic> oh my god
[18:49] <Arsenic> eve is terrible
[18:49] <binjured> eve is amazing
[18:49] <mp> binjured your preference in games is too terrible to be on nermy and my echelon
[18:49] <binjured> rofl
[18:49] <jski> goodbye
[18:49] <jski> adios
[18:49] <Arsenic> i dont want to wait 20 years to get to level 10
[18:49] <jski> sayonara
[18:49] <jski> auf wiedersein
[18:49] <Nermy> binjured here is how i know i am a better human being than you
[18:49] <Nermy> <binjured> eve is amazing
[18:49] <mp> lol
[18:49] <binjured> hahahaha
[18:49] <binjured> seem to be hedging your bet a bit there
[18:50] <Nermy> just kidding it’s because i didn’t fuck holly

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wife fucker remix

[01:30] <Nermy> lol http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html
[01:32] <Hippocrass> lol
[01:34] <cdc> I don’t really know who wins
[01:34] <Hippocrass> the children
[01:35] <Hippocrass> they get a movie

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mp remember the time . . .

March 20, 2008

[01:09] <Nermy> mp remember the time we killed arthur c clarke
[01:13] <hobs> mp remember the time we killed god
[01:13] <Nermy> mp remember the time we killed godot
[01:13] <Nermy> and those two jerks kept waiting for him
[01:13] <hobs> mp remember the time we killed tomposter
[01:13] <Nermy> mp remember the time we killed the electric car
[01:14] <hobs> mp remember the time we killed the production of guns in japan
[01:14] <Nermy> mp remember the time we tried to kill owen wilson but he got away
[01:14] <hobs> mp remember the time you slit holly’s throat and pills spilled out
[01:15] <Nermy> mp remember the time you sucked jon irenicus’ dick
[01:15] <cryocrunk> manipulative whoremonger
[01:15] <mp> yes

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remember when we killed heath ledger

January 31, 2008

<Nermy> mp remember when we killed heath ledger
<jiffy> you killed joker!
<Nermy> we did it
<jiffy> you did it
<jiffy> who is replacing him anyway
<Nermy> they finished his scenes
<Nermy> unfortunately
<jiffy> oh
<jiffy> i was kinda hoping the last 1/3 of the movie whenever joker was supposed to show up they’d just show a DELETED SCENE placard
<mp> lol
<Nermy> mark hamill should have replaced him in that scenario\
<mp> nermy ill never forget how excited i was
<jiffy> true
<mp> when i saw heath ledger 19XX – 2008
<mp> and thought it was a joke
<mp> and checked
<mp> and it was true
<Nermy> i wonder if the olsen twins have solved the mystery yet
<jiffy> encyclopedo brown on da case

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be cool about fire safty

January 29, 2008

<jskii> ya blew it
<victrola> i did not blow it
<victrola> you blew it
<Dubert> i didnt blow it they cut reserve officers
<Dubert> they gave me 25k to leave instead of 0 after being fired
<Dubert> so now i make even more doing security/bartending
<victrola> hired cop
<Dubert> fire protection
<Dubert> i get to sit and watch tv for 11 an hour
<victrola> donuts at the ready
<thamuz> be cool about fire safty
<victrola> throw donuts at the fire
<victrola> like a large fire blanket of dough
<thamuz> throw dongs at fire
<victrola> they would explode in a cataclysmic fire of spunk
<thamuz> they would skeet skeet skeet like a fire hose
<victrola> dongs on fire
<mrjihad|laptop> 11 hour
<mrjihad|laptop> 11 hour
<mrjihad|laptop> 11 hour
<mrjihad|laptop> 11 hour
<mrjihad|laptop> 11 hour
<mrjihad|laptop> 11 hour
<mrjihad|laptop> dont forget
<mrjihad|laptop> don forge
<mrjihad|laptop> do for g
<mrjihad|laptop> d fo
<mrjihad|laptop> f
<victrola> DON’T FORGET
<victrola> DO
<victrola> NO
<victrola> FORGET
<Dubert> nvr fgt
<victrola> nvr fgt the end of the truncheon
<thamuz> truncheon in buttes

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