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<mokeylace> http://stockroom.com/Chocolate-Clone…Kit-P2425.aspx
<&mp> lol
<&mp> the description really sells it
<&jski> $34
<coqauvin> What better to way to celebrate that penis than to make a chocolate replica of it and eat it? Delicious.
<coqauvin> the worst part is as much as that ridiculous thing makes me laugh, i am not going to have an opportunity to share the hilarity with any of my friends who are not internets
<@cryocrunk> oh
<&mp> lol
* mp changes topic to ‘What better to way to celebrate that penis than to make a chocolate replica of it and eat it? Delicious.’
<mokeylace> chomp chomp chomp
<infernoose> but the question comes up is would you eat a chocolate replica of your penis
<&mp> melts in your mouf not in your hand
<Atmosfear> jiffy how much would it cost for you to eat a chocolate replica of cryosin’s penis
<&mp> lol
<&mp> hahahahahahahahhaha
<&mp> take pictures eating someone chocolate dick
<&mp> lol
<&mp> oh man
<@cryocrunk> lol
<&mp> the possibilities just hit me
<&mp> theres really no ceiling with this one
<@cryocrunk> what kind of chocolate is it
<mokeylace> milk chocolate
<Atmosfear> cryosin if i buy this and ship it to you will you make a chocolate penis?
<@cryocrunk> will do
<Atmosfear> ok well i will buy one if jiffy will eat it
<@cryocrunk> wait he will still need to suck my dick after that lets be clear
<Atmosfear> well we are like 195,000 bucks short
<@cryocrunk> i put 5 bucks into the pot yesterday
<mokeylace> let’s send them to pvam and give him terrible acne hehehe
<Atmosfear> this will be a $35 way to pass the time
<&mp> well
<&mp> jiffy needs to man up and suck cryosins dick
<&mp> in all honesty
<@cryocrunk> yup
<Atmosfear> ok so 194,995
<mokeylace> who put in $5k?
<Atmosfear> i still think eating a chocolate replica of your dick sounds better than 194960
<&jiffy> nermy put in 5k
<&jiffy> nermy5k
<Atmosfear> a nigerian prince that e-mailed nermy
<Atmosfear> jiffy will you eat it
<mokeylace> it’s a little creepy that you’re so interested in jiffy consuming cryocrunk’s dick, Atmosfear
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<Dubert> oh hello
<infernoose> id download a copy of that on the internet
<mokeylace> speaking of consuming dicks
<Atmosfear> monkeylice you link the most vile and disgusting camwhores
<Dubert> fattes
<Atmosfear> and you have the audacity to question my interest in one internet symbolically felating another
<mokeylace> I’m well-qualified to pass judgment
<Dubert> what are we on about? fat internettes?
<coqauvin> jiffy you need to record this chocodong consumption for posterity
<Dubert> uh i seemed to have come in at a weird time… chocodongs and disgusting camwhores

<jiffy> how could anyone donate money to a woman who wears an alabama sweatshirt
<TheSpaceCowboy> oops cowboys fan
<TheSpaceCowboy> no money for her
<victrola> http://saveamanda.com/images/l_9c39717b01ee49c2888ab25cc3d65196.jpg argh
<TheSpaceCowboy> lol
<victrola> they ain’t gonna scare that cancer away
<jiffy> is that a hook hand prop
<victrola> two of them
<victrola> oh no, one hook hand prop and a knife
<jiffy> i’d donate if i got an HJ from a hook hand prop
<victrola> would have to blunt the end though
<victrola> nasty friction sores
<jiffy> rip and tear my skins off
<dickstivers> you didn’t miss that’s wigglez’s wife right
<Nermy> skins off ta ya
<victrola> impromptu circumcision

<dickstivers> lol: http://www.casualdiscourse.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3790
<mokeylace> why do people keep linking to that website?
<Nermy> i hope he beats the shit out of her also dont link to that website
<dickstivers> well someone has cancer which is always funny
<TheSpaceCowboy> cancer wins
<TheSpaceCowboy> FATALITY
<dickstivers> well jiffy did it jesus
<jiffy> what did i do
<jiffy> oh
<jiffy> well that was a rare deal to show you guys the andrew wk image macro ok
<mokeylace> I have cancer 🙁
<dickstivers> sure
<jiffy> that post reminds me of hollywood x star
<TheSpaceCowboy> hahahahaha
<TheSpaceCowboy> thats hilarious
<jiffy> who was a decent person until she showed her tits to RICK SCARF
<mokeylace> well
<mokeylace> anyone who shows tits is good people in my book
<jiffy> um look this site is about breast cancer where are this girls’ tits (speaking of tits)
<Nermy> rip holly beeman 198X – 2005 “Yes she deserved to die, and I hope she burns in hell” – Pope Benedict XVI
<jiffy> i want a topless photo with a picture stating: IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THESE DONATE TO CANCER RESEARCH
<mokeylace> it’s so creepy that all of her social networking pages are still up
<jiffy> my dick would be whipped out with my wallet
<Nermy> jiffy dont be mean to katrina
<Nermy> i loved her once upon a time 🙁
<jiffy> well she was fun or whatever
<jiffy> but she showed her breasts to rick scarf
<Nermy> i wish that didnt happen
<jiffy> i can think of another person who did that

<mokeylace> is putting sugar on your special K ironic?
<jiffy> i guess it’s like ten thousand spoons of special k when all you need is a knife
<dickstivers> who eats special k
<jiffy> housewives
<dickstivers> monkeylace are you a 35 year old woman with 15 extra lbs. you’re trying to lose so you can get in that sexy red dress
<mokeylace> special k is a good name for a rapper with down’s syndrome
<jiffy> that was probably on some show or something
<mokeylace> he wears a clock on a necklace but it doesn’t keep the right time because the concept of time escapes Special K
<dickstivers> lmao
<jiffy> special k feat will smith
<dickstivers> he is special
<victrola> special k doesn’t need endorsements from kelloggs
<victrola> he is just fine thanks
<dickstivers> special k’s wingman is a 40 year old balding autistic fellow who also does his beats
<mokeylace> hahaha
<jiffy> UHNN TIS
<mokeylace> is his name lil jon?
<mokeylace> because I have heard of him
<victrola> special k only has one groupie – his mom
<mokeylace> but she just calls him Kevin
<jiffy> i bet steel workers have groupies
<mokeylace> totally embarassing
<TheSpaceCowboy> the name of his first album is cereal killer
<dickstivers> is special k white or black tho
<dickstivers> b/c kevin doesn’t sound like a very black name
<victrola> yeah, how are you meant to attract the ladies if your mom has to ‘process’ them first?
<jiffy> cereal killer soundtrack is a great albume by green jelly
<dickstivers> omg space cowboy lol
<mokeylace> but she just calls him Kevaughn
<TheSpaceCowboy> excuse me
<TheSpaceCowboy> cereal killa
<jiffy> nigga what
<TheSpaceCowboy> with an a
<jiffy> yep
<victrola> cereal killa feat jazzy jeff
<victrola> title track
<jiffy> dj jizzy jeff
<TheSpaceCowboy> dj crunkberries
<victrola> he was an associate producer

<jiffy> sup vic
<victrola> halo jiffy
<jiffy> jifferson davis
<victrola> is it half past dead or was that a bad movie
<jiffy> huh
<victrola> exactly
<victrola> my mind is taking a vacation right now
<victrola> my body is on autipilot
<jiffy> where is it
<victrola> it went out for a cig
<dickstivers> vic roller
<victrola> said it would be back in 5 minutes, but that was 10 minutes ago
<jiffy> why aren’t there more tv shows about failure people
<jiffy> stupid mind
<victrola> yeah, it left the back door open and the milk on the table
<jiffy> god damnit
<victrola> i mean, just imagine what could come in!
<victrola> sometimes i hate my mind so much that i want a divorce
<jiffy> then you’d have to look for another mind
<jiffy> the dating scene can be rough
<victrola> i don’t know if i would want another mind
<victrola> my boss seems fine without one

<victrola> chatdong is alive (barely)
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<TheSpaceCowboy> i made it to chatdong
<victrola> yep
<victrola> you used to get a medal but i ran out
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<hobs> man
<hobs> I havent been to chatdong in a while
<victrola> neither have i
<victrola> i am reading it with great interest
<Nermy> my chatdong brings all the gigs to the yard
<Nermy> and they’re like
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<Nermy> damn right
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<victrola> internauts, join the fight for your right to cuss
<TheSpaceCowboy> heck yeah!
<victrola> the beastie boys will be kickin’ it shortly, after they find their frames
<mrjihad> you gotta fight for your right to cuss would be a good album name
<victrola> paul’s whorehouse
<victrola> fuck your head
<victrola> skullfuck your head
<victrola> hello nasty (bitch)
<TheSpaceCowboy> license to shit
<hobs> cuss
<hobs> I am a cusser
<victrola> hey Mike Jones, glad you can join in
<TheSpaceCowboy> who?
<victrola> Topic is ”from now on if you have to use hobs’ christian name, use “Mike Jones” instead
<TheSpaceCowboy> no i was referencing the song
<victrola> super dick breakin’
<victrola> oh
<TheSpaceCowboy> when i worked at a photo lab a guy named mike jones would come in all the time
<TheSpaceCowboy> and everytime he said his name i said “Who?”
<victrola> did you happen to see the pictures
<TheSpaceCowboy> well yeah
<victrola> i bet he was a serial killer who liked to take photographic mementos
<TheSpaceCowboy> he looked a bit like a serial killer
<TheSpaceCowboy> but then again we were next to a trailer park
<victrola> did robin williams use you as a muse
<TheSpaceCowboy> so half the customers that came in looked like serial killers
<TheSpaceCowboy> i used him as a muse

<victrola> Rammstein’s style has tended to divide critics, some of whom have responded with memorable comments. Jam Showbiz (April 2001) described Mutter as “music to invade Poland to.”
<victrola> lol
<TheSpaceCowboy> my ex used to listen to rammstein and her mother was afraid she’d offend the jewish neighbors they had
<victrola> haha

[18:46] <cryocrunk> world wars II: attack of the krauts
[18:50] <jiffy> ww2 death of the jews
[18:50] <jiffy> “this series ran for five seasons, but ultimately ended without resolution”
[18:50] <jiffy> “its spinoff, israel, has met with mostly negative reviews”

<button> I saw this mini doc on porn that talked about how often pornstars who do gay scenes (girl-girl or guy-guy) are actually gay, it the consensus between the pornstars interviewed were that most of the girls are bi but almost all of the guys are straight. They even have some gay male pornstars who have their wives come to the shoots so that they can get off.
<_monkeylice> gay4pay
<jiffy> gross
<_monkeylice> gay4dress
<jiffy> hey now
<jiffy> honestly
<jiffy> when i said gross
<jiffy> i had forgotten i’d done that
<jiffy> lol
<_monkeylice> hahaha
<jiffy> remembering that, let me reiterate: gross