[21:59] <Nermy> hey arsenic let’s go get an apple computer from the year 2000
[21:59] <Nermy> and run dinopark tycoon on it
[22:00] <Arsenius> okay ill get my macintosh peripherals from out of the garage
[22:00] <Atomic> Dude that’s almost 10 years old
[22:00] <Arsenius> thats about as old as pvam
[22:00] <Nermy> almost hehe
[22:00] <Nermy> pvam’s like 11
[22:01] <Nermy> i’m glad he’s dead
[22:01] <Arsenius> never made it into the fifth grade
[22:01] <Nermy> let’s have a moment of silence to thank god for this blessing
[22:01] <Nermy> praise allah
[22:01] <Arsenius> at least now mrs. johnson doesn’t have to deal with him
[22:01] <Arsenius> or have conferences with bill gates
[22:02] <Atomic> The soup is on.
[22:02] <Nermy> “mr gates your son is a menace”
[22:02] <Nermy> “kasra”
[22:02] <Nermy> “Kasra!”
[22:02] <Nermy> “KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASRA!!!!”
[22:03] <Arsenius> lol

[17:45] <mp> nermy i made a splint for my wrist like im bear grylls
[17:46] <Nermy> uh how did you break your wrist anyway
[17:46] <mp> trying to zip gina up from the back

[17:57] <Nermy> lets all watch carlos mencia say “beaner” 729 times in 40 minutes
[18:00] <grizzly> haha, thats funny
[18:01] <grizzly> noone watches carlos mencia
[18:01] <Nermy> (that’s the joke)
[18:02] <Nermy> dane cook as riddler and carlos mencia as Bane in batman 3: joel schumacher’s revenger
[18:02] <Nermy> sarah silverman as catwoman
[18:03] <grizzly> bruce wayne as batman
[18:04] <Nermy> clark kent as bruce wayne
[18:06] <mrjihad> I hope robin williams plays the riddler
[18:07] <Nermy> riddle me this, riddle me that, who here’s got a vial of crack
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[18:11] <Nermy> Marlon Wayans was originally cast as Robin in the 1992 film Batman Returns
[18:13] <mrjihad> who was he robbing

<cryocrunk> man i just worked out for the first time in a few years and it sucks
<Nermy> i ran every day this week and it sucked
<Nermy> i’m down to 173lbs though
<cryocrunk> great job you weigh less than me now
<cryocrunk> how tall are you
<Nermy> 5’11
<cryocrunk> whoo boy youre getting to be a slimsman
<Nermy> i’d probably weigh honkey lbs if mama carchidi were my mom
<cryocrunk> nah mama carchidi keeps me good weighted
<Nermy> portion control gon giv it to ya
<Nermy> it also helps that i don’t eat out anymore
<cryocrunk> yeah
<cryocrunk> eating out really gets me
<Nermy> i made a tasty thai curry with sweet potaters this week and it lasted me 3 meals
<Nermy> feat whole wheat couscous
<cryocrunk> i sure like thai curry but taters arent my bag
<Nermy> oh
<Nermy> well they’re not very healthy so i guess you did it

<mp> hey hobs
<mp> hey nermy
<mp> if we did it
<Nermy> hey hobs
<Nermy> hey mp
<Nermy> hey jiffy
<mp> well
<mrjihad> well well
<Nermy> well
<Nermy> let’s all play dungeons and dragons online
<mrjihad> I hope you dont mean the mmo
<Nermy> ddo the mmo
<mrjihad>
<Nermy> let’s set up a cloud based mmo called Cloud 9
<hobs> and then lets have 8 hours of downtime a day
<hobs> and slowly program it so it is a single player game on their own pc because we cant run servers
<Nermy> if it happened, here’s how we’d do it
<mrjihad> hobs
<hobs> yes
<mrjihad> whats up
<mp> my character is a cloud golem
<hobs> just sittin and being bored
<mp> he looks like cloud from ff7
<mp> hobs you should play hon with mtjihad
<hobs> cool

<cryocrunk> hullo
<Nermy> hello??
<cryocrunk> hello?
<mrjihad> hello?
<mrjihad> heroes of newerth cryosin?
<mrjihad> cryocrunk
<cryocrunk> uhhm i might have time for one game but im not really sure if i do so i might have to quit
<cryocrunk> id rather not
<Nermy> sorry hon
<mrjihad> do you guys ever think nermy will get married
<mrjihad> what do you think nermy
<Nermy> as long as prop h8 doesn’t come this side of the border my chances are good
<mrjihad> prop 8 more like prop h8
<Nermy> although i guess it doesn’t matter since mp and i want to get married at comic-con
<Nermy> dressed up as stormtroopers
<mrjihad> I have never been to comic-con
<mrjihad> and I have lived in san diego for my entire life
<Nermy> i bet it smells like pizza and cheetos
<mrjihad> well sometimes los angeles
<Nermy> i want to go to the san diego zoo
<mrjihad> its not great
<Nermy> oh
<Nermy> i want to visit the uc davis vet school
<mrjihad> I guess you like animals though
<mrjihad> I know people that go to davis
<mrjihad> I know an indian girl that is learning how to be a farmer at davis
<mrjihad> what a stupid decision
<Nermy> it has one of the most technically advanced animal hospitals in the world
<Nermy> yeah mrjihad a lot of people are learning to be farmers at my school
<cryocrunk> oh
<mrjihad> nermy are you a furry
<cryocrunk> are there furries in vet school
<Nermy> nope furries wouldn’t make it past the interview process
<mrjihad> as a horse, I feel that I understand the problems of fellow horses better than a humie
<hobs> bluff im a horse
<Nermy> i guess sometimes the interviewers roll natural ones on their sense motive check so some people who don’t deserve to be in get in
<hobs> im going to pick this bolted door
<Nermy> lol
<mrjihad> is atmosfear married now
<Nermy> i think he broke up with his girlfriend or something
<mrjihad> he posts at casual discourse right
<hobs> I dont follow atmosfear.com/livejournal
<cryocrunk> casual intercourse
<Nermy> the nigger palace
<mrjihad> nermy do you believe in evolution
<Nermy> yes i believe that adam and eve evolved into dinosaurs 8000 years ago
<Nermy> did you know that only 39% of amerikkkans believe in evolution
<Nermy> guess the other 61% never played pokemon
<Nermy> +/- standard error
<mrjihad> nermy if evolution is real does that mean my dad is a dog?
<mrjihad> you can answer that as a vet right
<Nermy> well thats the only logical conclusion
<Nermy> michael moore should do a documentary on evolution that i won’t watch
<mrjihad> i’ve only watched part of bowling for columbine
<Nermy> i wish michael moore didn’t break into canadians’ houses
<mrjihad> does he do that
<Nermy> yeah i think in bowling for columbine
<Nermy> i never saw it but i heard he did that

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<thanatron> hey gays
<thanatron> guess what
<TheSpaceCowboy> chicken butt
<TheSpaceCowboy> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<TheSpaceCowboy> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<TheSpaceCowboy> OHOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<thanatron> actually it was twinkie butt
<TheSpaceCowboy> oh
<TheSpaceCowboy> i always heard chicken butt

[19:56] <mp> yeah blastoise is as good as charizard
[19:56] <Arsenic> it was the only pokemon you had to use
[19:56] <mp> but he cant fly
[19:56] <Nermy> he can surf
[19:56] <Nermy> hang ten bro
[19:56] <mp> do you ev train grr1d
[19:56] <Nermy> cowabunga
[19:57] <mp> i cant figure ev training out
[19:57] <Nermy> it’s stupid
[19:57] <mp> and my charizards already 85 so whatever
[19:57] <cryocrunk> blastoise is the teenage mutant ninja turtles’ dad from the future

[21:19] <Nermy> ed mcmahon, farrah fawcet, and michael jackson walk into a bar and the bartender says “we only serve keystone lite because this is hell”

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<victrola> CHIEF
<TheSpaceCowboy> please stop calling me chief
<victrola> what’s that, chief?
<TheSpaceCowboy> i hope somebody sets fire to your house
<victrola> maybe you can get your friends to sing and dance to summon down da rain to put it out
<TheSpaceCowboy> or we can watch purple rain and eat popcorn
<victrola> prince in his heyday
<victrola> (trick statement – prince never had a heyday)
<TheSpaceCowboy> id say purple rain was his heydey
<TheSpaceCowboy> and it ended around under the cherry moon
<mrjihad> hi im on your team
<victrola> it was an inspired choice to become symbol though
<victrola> more for the “wtf how do i write this” than “wow what an inspired choice”
<victrola> i bet the dmv loved him for that
<TheSpaceCowboy> im sure prince is rich enough to where he doesn’t need to drive
<victrola> that caused a massive cost blowout because their computer systems couldn’t handle non-ascii characters
<victrola> which caused the economy to falter
<victrola> so, in summation, prince is an idiot
<mrjihad> uh
<TheSpaceCowboy> i actually like purple rain, mainly because morris day and the time are awesome
<mrjihad> I think he actually had to provide an ascii equivalent
<mrjihad> or a normal representation
<victrola> what, ‘symbol’
<TheSpaceCowboy> the artist
<victrola> prince’s ego wouldn’t have allowed him to do that
<victrola> he would have had to hire someone to write it down for him
<mrjihad> yeah
<mrjihad> but I mean they arent going to put prince’s symbol in ascii because that would be retarded
<victrola> think of it – a standard that has lasted for years has to be amended all because a pretensious rock star changed his name for more fame
<TheSpaceCowboy> well this was the 80s/90s
<mrjihad> uh
<TheSpaceCowboy> did the dmv have computerized records then
<mrjihad> it doesnt have to
<mrjihad> its not in ascii
<victrola> ah, those pesky us government types